Ronaldo's 3rd goal though, fucking hell , he is the king at Madrid and Bale is his servantQuote:
Originally Posted by BOBN
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Ronaldo's 3rd goal though, fucking hell , he is the king at Madrid and Bale is his servantQuote:
Originally Posted by BOBN
That's the way it will always be.Quote:
Originally Posted by Munchies
206 goals in 204 games, absolutely incredible to be honest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Munchies
I've always wanted a monkey butler.
Monkeys are treacherous, it will carve up your face whilst your sleeping if you're not careful. At the slightest sign that it might turn you need to get a magnum and redecorate your kitchen walls in monkey brain.Quote:
Originally Posted by Coutinho Is Boss
Gareth Bale I imagine was probably borderline feral, wiping his dick on the surfaces in the dressing room and probably flinging his shit about....they almost certainly had to lop his bollocks off and he now seems meek as a lamb
Any luck finding a job yet?
Sky's long drawn out programme starts on SS1 at 6pm.
Your mother gave me a job last week, it was a novel experience up to that point in my life I'd never experienced oral sex without teethQuote:
Originally Posted by LDG
Carragher, Rednkapp and Ballack in the studio.