I suppose Balotelli could do something very weird and very stupid, but barring that you're safe.
Balotelli doesn't even do that now. He may miss a sitter but plenty do that.
Allen off, Borini on.
Ameobi off, Cabella on
I'm enduring this in the hope our game against Burnley might be ever so slightly more interesting by comparison.
Borini :haha: That's appalling.
Henderson booked.
These players look as hungover and lacking in sleep as I am
1-0 Newcastle
Bit of a scrappy effort.
Perez scored it, Moreno with the assist.
Mixed blessings for Newcastle
Pardews job looks secure