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14-12-2011, 11:53 AM
Flavs

here did this to save you all some typing

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Breaking News!!!

Arsenal to sign (Insert Player name)

(player name) has been singled out as the key transfer target for Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger in the upcoming transfer Window. We have learned from (insert random “source”) that Wenger will move for (player name) as soon as the window opens as he looks to strengthen his squad due the poor form of (insert player name) and the injury concerns over (insert players names)

With a transfer budget of some (insert random number) Wenger will be looking to push forward after the (insert last time Arsenal lost result) and as they look to secure a win in (random trophy) after not winning a trophy for (insert random number)

(player name, age and nationality) will move to the Emirates and look to continue (insert random satistic)
14-12-2011, 12:23 PM
Niall_Quinn

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Originally Posted by Good King Wojciechlaslas

Was awesome in Germany the first time, good for us and then disappeared up his own arse and is now just a never was

I wonder what the spirit in the treatment room is like though, quite a lot of full backs in there - maybe some support for Jack wouldn't be a bad thing. Diaby doesn't count, I bet the others hang their tracksuits on him by now.
14-12-2011, 12:50 PM
LDG

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Originally Posted by Good King Wojciechlaslas

here did this to save you all some typing

I'm not inserting anything in anything you have presented :sulk:
14-12-2011, 01:17 PM
Unai Tea

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Originally Posted by Good King Wojciechlaslas

here did this to save you all some typing

Breaking News!!!

Arsenal to sign Lil' Jimmy

Lil' Jimmy has been singled out as the key transfer target for Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger in the upcoming transfer Window. We have learned from Aliens just passing through our solar system that Wenger will move for Lil' Jimmy as soon as the window opens as he looks to strengthen his squad due the poor form of Nickle-ass Bendtner and the injury concerns over Julie Fleeting and Rachel Yankey

With a transfer budget of some three vietnamese dong Wenger will be looking to push forward after the greasy greek turds beat arsenal in a meaningless champions league group stage match and as they look to secure a win in the Davis Cup after not winning a trophy for 3.14

Lil' Jimmy, 9, from the mean streets of Spunky Puddle, Ohio will move to the Emirates and look to continue demonstrating to all that the surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared

I love madlibs!
14-12-2011, 01:24 PM
Coney

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Originally Posted by NoeLDG

I'm not inserting anything in anything you have presented :sulk:

It wasn't him anyway - there's only one spelling mistake.
14-12-2011, 01:43 PM
Flavs

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Originally Posted by Jam Persie

Breaking News!!!

Arsenal to sign Lil' Jimmy

Lil' Jimmy has been singled out as the key transfer target for Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger in the upcoming transfer Window. We have learned from Aliens just passing through our solar system that Wenger will move for Lil' Jimmy as soon as the window opens as he looks to strengthen his squad due the poor form of Nickle-ass Bendtner and the injury concerns over Julie Fleeting and Rachel Yankey

With a transfer budget of some three vietnamese dong Wenger will be looking to push forward after the greasy greek turds beat arsenal in a meaningless champions league group stage match and as they look to secure a win in the Davis Cup after not winning a trophy for 3.14

Lil' Jimmy, 9, from the mean streets of Spunky Puddle, Ohio will move to the Emirates and look to continue demonstrating to all that the surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared

I love madlibs!

There is always one
14-12-2011, 02:14 PM
Fist of Lehmann

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Originally Posted by deeench my santa up

Its not the fact that OAC is not starting, its the fact that he does not even get on when we need pace. Why is he not ahead of Arshavin, Rosicky, Chakma from the bench?

Adaptation period :good:. He will be, given time, he is just very young and very new at the moment - still learning what it takes to play at this level, learning his role, integrating himself into our style of play.

Tactically Chamakh and Rosicky are very different substitutions, Chamakh is purportedly a centre forward, while Rosicky is much more of a ship-steadying sub. The Arshavin comparison is the only pertinent one there and as one of the most experienced, high profile senior players for club and country, much more should be asked/expected of Arshavin than of Chamberlain.

If Arshavin played anywhere near to the level he is capable of then there would be no question of his worth. In light of the Russian's dwindling confidence, busting him down to third choice behind a kid would pretty much consign him to expensive write-off.
14-12-2011, 02:18 PM
Flavs

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Originally Posted by Fist of Lehmann

In light of the Russian's dwindling confidence, busting him down to third choice behind a kid would pretty much consign him to expensive write-off.

I think his lack of application already means we are there
14-12-2011, 02:22 PM
Marc Overmars

Arshavin has undoubtedly been a flop.

Time to cut our losses. Or even make a cheeky profit by selling him to Anzhi.
14-12-2011, 02:24 PM
Fist of Lehmann

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Originally Posted by Good King Wojciechlaslas

I think his lack of application already means we are there

I think so too unfortunately. A buggering shame really because a flying Arshavin in this team should have been a huge, game-changing asset.

Instead we have mincing Arshavin.

But in Wenger's position I would only drop him off the bench if he was definitely off in the January window. If it's only next summer...well...the season is long and we'll probably need everyone.
14-12-2011, 02:26 PM
Flavs

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Originally Posted by Fist of Lehmann

I think so. A buggering shame really because a flying Arshavin in this team should have been a huge, game-changing asset.

Instead we have mincing Arshavin.

Hleb mark II

or maybe Reyes mark III
14-12-2011, 03:46 PM
fakeyank

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Originally Posted by Good King Wojciechlaslas

Hleb mark II

or maybe Reyes mark III

Or Gillette Mak 4
14-12-2011, 03:49 PM
Flavs

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Originally Posted by deeench my santa up

Or Gillette Mak 4

Now you are just being silly
14-12-2011, 04:39 PM
Master Splinter

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

Diaby doesn't count, I bet the others hang their tracksuits on him by now.

:haha:
14-12-2011, 06:21 PM
mickymcg

Agbonlahoir please!!

of course we would all love us to sign any one of Goetze,hazard or the fella from basle, but that probably aint going to happen , realistically the most likely players we can get are other premiership players playing for lower clubs, out of them i'd like us to go for baines and Agbonlahoir, Baines is a no brainer, good left back can get forward and can take an excellant free kick although he may be a bit expensive, Agbonlahoir can play up front or on the left side of a front 3 and surely he would fancy a move , he was as good as Young, Lennon and Walcott a year or 2 ago and now seems to be left behind, i believe he would improve greatly by playing with better players than he does currently,
anyone else fancy him at Arsenal
14-12-2011, 06:46 PM
Master Splinter

Agbonlahor wouldn't be a bad signing as a useful squad striker/winger.

Being English means he'd cost £20m more than he's worth though.
15-12-2011, 09:12 AM
tigerthesmurf85

http://www.insidefutbol.com/2011/12/...rosicky/54428/ please!
15-12-2011, 09:14 AM
tigerthesmurf85

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Originally Posted by mickymcg

of course we would all love us to sign any one of Goetze,hazard or the fella from basle, but that probably aint going to happen , realistically the most likely players we can get are other premiership players playing for lower clubs, out of them i'd like us to go for baines and Agbonlahoir, Baines is a no brainer, good left back can get forward and can take an excellant free kick although he may be a bit expensive, Agbonlahoir can play up front or on the left side of a front 3 and surely he would fancy a move , he was as good as Young, Lennon and Walcott a year or 2 ago and now seems to be left behind, i believe he would improve greatly by playing with better players than he does currently,
anyone else fancy him at Arsenal

I agree. Agbonlahor would fit in well with our style of play. I'd still like to see another striker signed as. Maybe Podolski. Sell Rosicky which leaves us with Gervinho, Podolski, Agbonlahor and Walcott. I'd be happy with that. Oh obvioiusly Gotze would be my first choice but as you said that's pretty unlikely.
15-12-2011, 09:15 AM
tigerthesmurf85

Also I'd like Arshavin to leave. Agree with Baines, but can you see us having 3 left-backs at the club?
15-12-2011, 10:02 AM
Niall_Quinn

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Originally Posted by tigerthesmurf85

Also I'd like Arshavin to leave. Agree with Baines, but can you see us having 3 left-backs at the club?

I can see us having 3 injured LBs - not sure about 3 fit ones though.
15-12-2011, 12:32 PM
Fist of Lehmann

I don't like Agbonlahor's face.

He looks like one of those animals off of Creature Comforts.
15-12-2011, 01:21 PM
Olivier's xmas twist

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

I can see us having 3 injured LBs - not sure about 3 fit ones though.

Don't worry we not pay the extra needed for baines tbf.
15-12-2011, 09:30 PM
McNamara That Ghost...

Landon Donovan will re-sign for Everton in January. I guess it'll be until March again, not sure if he would go back before our game at Everton away or not though. Hope so.
15-12-2011, 10:08 PM
Olivier's xmas twist

Really think we should resign Henry for a short while, imagine the buzz around the place.
15-12-2011, 10:21 PM
McNamara That Ghost...

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Originally Posted by Fergie the Rednose Reindeer

Really think we should resign Henry for a short while, imagine the buzz around the place.

That rumour with Rosicky has never been proven.
16-12-2011, 12:07 AM
Master Splinter

Podolski rumours gathering pace.

:popcorn:

Just like Hazard, Cahill and M'Vila in the summer, this means we're definitely getting him.

The only way he'd be a success though is if we convinced him that everyone at Arsenal's German.
16-12-2011, 12:09 AM
Cripps_orig

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Newcastle manager Alan Pardew has admitted that he may lose Cheick Tiote in the January transfer window with Chelsea and Arsenal believed to be interested. Full story: Daily MailArsenal will watch Germany striker Lukas Podolski as Arsene Wenger weighs up a £15m January move. Full story: Daily MailArsenal youngster Francis Coquelin wants to make his mark at Emirates Stadiumdespite interest from French club Lille. Full story: talkSPORT

Tiotes a bit shit. Podolski is a Must Get. Keep Coq, get rid of Frimpong
16-12-2011, 12:28 AM
Cripps_orig

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Originally Posted by Master Splinter

Podolski rumours gathering pace.:popcorn:Just like Hazard, Cahill and M'Vila in the summer, this means we're definitely getting him.The only way he'd be a success though is if we convinced him that everyone at Arsenal's German.

They would have been had they won the war. Fucking Hitler. Knew it would effect us sooner or later
16-12-2011, 12:41 AM
Coney

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Originally Posted by Ach

They would have been had they won the war. Fucking Hitler. Knew it would effect us sooner or later

But Hitler wasn't German. :sulk:
16-12-2011, 03:30 AM
Japan Shaking All Over

Podolsk is showing the kind of form that should make us show serious interest. . .and hope the rumours are true. . .15 mil sounds cheap. . .
16-12-2011, 07:03 AM
Flavs

Clint Dempsey please

kthxbai
16-12-2011, 07:25 AM
Master Splinter

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Originally Posted by MaxPeck

But Hitler wasn't German. :sulk:

Neither is Podolski!

Fucking traitors.
16-12-2011, 07:28 AM
Master Splinter

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Originally Posted by Good King Wojciechlaslas

Clint Dempsey please

I thought we wanted to get rid of our bottling image?
16-12-2011, 08:16 AM
Coney

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Originally Posted by Master Splinter

Neither is Podolski!

Or Wenger.

But the Queen is.
16-12-2011, 10:11 AM
McNamara That Ghost...

Podolski. :bow:

It's on!
16-12-2011, 10:13 AM
Olivier's xmas twist

Wenger has deny's intrest in Podolski say SSN on the yellow
16-12-2011, 10:14 AM
LDG

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Originally Posted by Fist of Lehmann

I don't like Agbonlahor's face.

He looks like one of those animals off of Creature Comforts.

:haha:
16-12-2011, 03:46 PM
Cripps_orig

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/...eement-to-sign

Is there anyone he hasnt nearly signed? :lol:
16-12-2011, 03:51 PM
Marc Overmars

He also said the other day he had lunch with Ronaldo and his agent back in 2003, put a deal on the table with Lisbon, but United managed to sneak in as they were playing Lisbon in a friendly and did a deal there and then.

Funny how things turn out. Wonder if he'd be the beast he is today if he had been a Wenger player.
16-12-2011, 03:59 PM
Cripps_orig

:lol:

No chance.

Wengeritis is lethal. Just look at Arshavin

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