All over the shop here. Trott giving it the full Dean Jones treatment
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All over the shop here. Trott giving it the full Dean Jones treatment
68-6, Trott goes. At least somebody might have a swing at it now.
Back to the bathroom cabinet for Trott. Again, trapped going back to one. Stop bleedin' doing it!! 68-6
England. Press 'B'. That is all.
Erm, but not like that :doh:
Or not. Broad goes for a duck. What a ball.
8-degree cut-in. Unplayable (to use a word I hate :lol: )Quote:
Originally Posted by McNamara That Ghost...
Used far too often but true in this case.
71-8. :rose:
STOP FUCKING PLAYING BACK.
Lesson 1 in playing spin. Andy Flower can't be happy with this. He knew how to get a good stride in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rors
Jimmy and Monty now. Cardiff '09 lads, Cardiff '09 (and yes, I know that was just for a draw..)
England :haha:
I've got a cracking quote for yous all, which I will bring you when the coup de grace is applied.
And here it is - "Oh England are going to win this test match, there's no doubt about that. In fact I will put my house on it". Geoffrey Boycott, TMS 'Close Of Play' Podcast. 27th January 2012
Merlin must have malfunctioned.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rors
Homeless Boycs. :haha:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rors
Pakistan win by 72 runs. :rose:
At home, everyone is king. Let them learn to win away consistently before overhyping these arrogant cunts. There's nothing special about this team.
And this is why we need a proper Test World Cup. But we have to wait three rather than just one year for that now, thanks to it otherwise "clashing with the Champions Trophy" :doh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Syn
Highlights from yesterday on ITV now. You can actually make out the pitch! :faint: Atrocious commentary, but hey...
Good header there Screech
Kenny :haha: :haha: :haha:
Thing is these pitches are not exactly dustbowls. Collapsing like that is lame. Pakistan probably have the best spin attack around, but going by that, most Asian teams would do for England at home. Still a lot to prove.
Rors. :bow:
Posting in the wrong thread is in the McNamara blood.
:haha: I learnt from the best alright
So apologies if I worried anyone there with the idea of ITV having test match highlights...
It won't be far away now.
BBC Test Match Special's Geoff Boycott
"England didn't seem to have a clue where they were going to get a run. There was more chance of them getting an edge, or getting byes or leg byes. They may be the number one side in the world, but they haven't won on the subcontinent and on this evidence, they're not going to."
:haha: Nice try..
Pakistan arent at home...Quote:
Originally Posted by Syn
Being pedantic doesn't make you clever. It actually tends to be the opposite, from what I've found.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ach
It's the subcontinent - Pakistan are more suited to the conditions. They don't play in Pakistan for security reasons but this is their home series. And, more to the point, it's definitely an away series for England.
Is Abu Dhabi in the sub continent?
Anyway more importantly, are England the worst number one ranked Test team ever?
At least India were number one for a couple of years before turning shit. England? A matter of months :lol:
India lost again in the Twenty20.
More interestingly: Amir has been released from prison. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-16844004
I really hope he is allowed to play international cricket eventually. As the judge said, Amir is "unsophisticated, uneducated and impressionable". This country is relatively safe from things like that but in Pakistan there is a silly amount of power held by gangs and criminal organisations. It's very easy to be blackmailed into doing this. It's also easier to get your head turned when you are as young as Amir is and coming from a very poor family background. I'm not saying he's blameless, or that there shouldn't be a punishment. He has already had a big punishment, his credibility has been ruined and he won't play cricket for a while. But maybe, say, after a year or so - let him back in IMO. Michael Holding's views are surprisingly fair on this issue. Damn talented bowler.
Amazing response from England today. They've bowled Pakistan out for 99. But are now 12-2 :lol:Is there a Sabina Park in the sub continent?(sTFU cripps)
64-3, KP goes from left arm spin, again. :rolleyes: He managed 32 this time though.
India win a game :faint:
Just beaten the Aussies in the second and final Twenty20. They'll meet on Sunday for the start of the ODI series.
Quote:
Alan Tyers: Talk like an England Cricketer
Don't worry if you haven't got time to listen to the England cricket team fulfil their media obligations. Just pick one from each section of our automated interview response generator.
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To be fair
Obviously
Very much so
For me
Look
As I say
Being honest
In all fairness
I'd be lying if I said
We acknowledge
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Individual
Monty
Straussy
Cooky
Trotty
Poor old Ravi
Belly
Finny
Priory (wicketkeeper, not depression place)
KP
Morgs
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Jimmy
Swanny
Andy Flower
Giles Clarke
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Would be the first to admit that he's isn't
Is holding his hand up and admitting he's
Has recently developed a problem with
Issue
Picking the doosra
Picking the straight one
Scoring against spinners
Hitting the ball
Missing Goochie
Drinking the water
Eating the food
Keeping anything down
Adapting to the hot weather in the UAE
Adapting to the cold weather in the UAE
Rushing to the loo every five minutes
Missing his family
Missing his dog
Missing EastEnders
Travelling poorly
Being out of the side
Being in the side
Dealing with depression
Undergoing an existential crisis
Being unable to catch
Finding Swanny's banter a bit trying
Thinking KP should pipe down
Bantering on Twitter
Plugging his sponsors' products
Having nightmares about mystery spinners
Understanding the DRS
Dealing with the media
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The bowling unit
The batting unit
The fielding unit
The bathroom unit
The batters
The bowlers
The coach
The captain
The senior players
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Our friends and families
Cricket as a whole
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The staff at the hotel
The medical staff
The Ashley Gileses of this world
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Doing the simple things well
Relaxing on the golf course
Relaxing with the Xbox
Getting away from the game
Enjoying a night out
Visualising success
…to…
Dynamic closing statement
End this tour on a high
Take a long hard look a ourselves
Go into the one-day series with some momentum
Silence a few critics
Help him get over this bad patch
Realise that we have not become a bad team overnight
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Iron out what we are sure is just a blip
Support our team-mate in this tough time
Show him that we are right behind him
Put these bad results behind us
Play with a smile on our face
Rise to the challenge
Show why we got to number one in the first place
End the Test series with a win
Restore some pride
And give ourselves something to build on
Example one
Look
Morgs
acknowledges he has a weakness with regards to
hitting the ball
but on the positive side
the whole squad and the backroom staff and everyone connected with Team England
are
working together
to
iron out what we are sure is just a blip
Example two
In all fairness
Cooky
is holding his hand up and admitting he's
missing Goochie
but on the positive side
our friends and families
are
working together
to
show that we are right behind him
Example three
Of course
Belly
puts an enormous amount of work into
rushing to the loo every five minutes
but on the positive side
the bathroom unit
is
being supportive
to
help him get over this bad patch
http://www.espncricinfo.com/page2/co...ry/551906.html
:bow: :bow:
:haha: Brilliant.
Flintoff's staple "score some runs and take some wickets" needs to be there though.
Bell is gone. :rolleyes:
Fantastic wicket-keeping. :lol:
It was more of a run-out than a stumping. If he properly collected it, Bell would've been home.
Good bowling though.
"If the ECB had the power that the BCCI have, they would outlaw spin bowling." -- ESPN. :haha:
Pub team wicket keeping. :bow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Syn
Morgan smacks one for six. About time we saw someone be positive against Ajmal.
Reverted back to being defensive and Morgan is out (lbw Rehman). 88-5. This is stupid.