Wenger Slaughterhouse

Wenger is responsible for the failure of Operation Market Garden.

Wenger was on is way to the bottle bank the other day when he realised he had no bottle.

Went to see American Pie: Reunion the other day, was shocked to see Arsene Wenger was there, so on the way out rather than talk about football, I said hi told him I didn't expect this to be his kind of film and them asked him what he thought of the film.

He told me he did not see it.

Wenger was in the supermarket doing his shopping, he picked up everything he needed then went to the till to pay, anyway the people in the queue ahead of him paid for their stuff and left and he continued to stand there. One person in the queue behind him said "Mr Wenger what are you waiting for".

He said he was in a waiting period and that there was no movement in the supermarket at the moment.

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

I was wondering if it might not be better to have a dedicated thread for the fans to slaughter the manager. I can't keep track of all the anti-Wenger stuff that constantly litters the other threads (regardless of the topic). It would be a lot easier if it was all here so we could log-in every day and catch up with the latest news on how awful our manager is.

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Wenger is your old man. :coffee:

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Originally Posted by milla

Wenger is your old man. :coffee:

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No, cousin.

Zim has successfully disproved the million monkeys with a million typewriters theory.

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

No, cousin.

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Old man and cousin at the same time? One sick family tbh :coffee:

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Originally Posted by GB.

Zim has successfully disproved the million monkeys with a million typewriters theory.

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He is the blurst poster.

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Originally Posted by ItsMe

Wenger was on is way to the bottle bank the other day when he realised he had no bottle.

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Originally Posted by ItsMe

Went to see American Pie: Reunion the other day, was shocked to see Arsene Wenger was there, so on the way out rather than talk about football, I said hi told him I didn't expect this to be his kind of film and them asked him what he thought of the film.

He told me he did not see it.

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Originally Posted by ItsMe

Wenger was in the supermarket doing his shopping, he picked up everything he needed then went to the till to pay, anyway the people in the queue ahead of him paid for their stuff and left and he continued to stand there. One person in the queue behind him said "Mr Wenger what are you waiting for".

He said he was in a waiting period and that there was no movement in the supermarket at the moment.

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Fuck me zimm.

Don't try for a career in stand-up will ya.

At this point I would say your 2% away from being institutionalised.