What a pub team finish from Lampard. Brilliant effort from Torres.
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What a pub team finish from Lampard. Brilliant effort from Torres.
BBC's programme just went tits up on HD again. :doh: Back now though.
Another great refereeing performance.
Pathetic dive by Nick. Chavs look unlucky with their claim though.
Horrible dive by Torres.
Chelsea can't handle anybody running at them, they concede so many chances.
Holy fuck. The Chavs got away with it today. That Sessegnon bloke looks tasty.
Nick :doh:
I assume we're going to let Nick play against us? It would be crazy to pass up such a big advantage.
Phil Dowd. :lol:
Even MotD think he's a cunt.
Hansen thinks the second Torres dive was a pen. He must just do it to be controversial.
Shearer reckons Torres is not a cheat :doh:
Do you reckon we got enough shots of Gary Cahill in those highlights?
What a professional operation the BBC are running.
They'll probably go for the money shot during the end credits.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dennis Bendtner
Woy is happy to provide more material for the animated gif brigade.
Nice goal from that Norwich bloke.
Hoolahan. :bow:
WTF Ayala? Ridiculous tackle.
Even more bizarre that Dean got it right.Quote:
Originally Posted by McNamara That Ghost...
It was an immense airshot by Mulumbu.
Hell of a lot of good honest diving going on in this league.
Ah Liverpool vs Stoke, this was a classic I believe.
Etherington. :lol:
He knows it's not worth passing the ball along the ground to anybody.
Hoof. :lol:
What a scrote.
Fantastic cross from Woodgate. Kuyt fucked up the finish though.
This montage just shows how unskilled players are at tackling. Sure, some got the ball but you wouldn't say any of them are what you would coach players to do. Plus whatever happened to the block tackle?
Holt's run and cross :bow:.
Norwich :bow:.
Lineker can't function without an autocue :haha:. What a pathetic man.
"..And I Was There"
A draw just about a fair result I think, although our best period came immediately after our goal (not that the MOTD edit would have told you that). Ireland was our best player by "a crooked mile"* , looks like he's finally got his head on - but hopefully not just with superglue. Hutton and Warnock were atrocious, regularly caught out of position, woeful distribution, easily beaten...That's the area we really need to improve. Keane only came on for the last 10 minutes (for Warnock), but didn't really do anything. Needs to start next week, we've only got five games maximum left from him!
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MOTD's screen goes green during one match, and Lineker can't introduce a game without an autocue. Wonder if "Claudio Reyna" was written on it on Wednesday...?
All these foreigners look the same to him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rors
A ba-less noocastle about to take on qpr.
Hope pardew gets punched in the face.
Newcastle: Krul, Simpson, Coloccini, Williamson, Santon, Ryan Taylor, Guthrie, Cabaye, Gutierrez, Best, Shola Ameobi.
Subs: Elliot, Ben Arfa, Abeid, Perch, Gosling, Obertan, Ferguson.
QPR: Kenny, Young, Gabbidon, Ferdinand, Hill, Wright-Phillips, Derry, Buzsaky, Mackie, Helguson, Bothroyd.
Subs: Cerny, Orr, Hall, Campbell, Smith, Ephraim, Macheda.
Referee: Chris Foy (Merseyside)
The Barcodes have been given a bit of a hammering so far. :lol: Still 0-0 though. Wilkins is co-commentating.
SWP hits the bar!
Derry booked. :lol:
Cabaye has been stretchered off, he is sat up but it was a reckless tackle, as you'd might expect from pub team players.
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Cabaye off, Wilkins is convinced he isn't really injured, the dick. Ben Arfa is on now.
Barcode's doctor says the injury to Cabaye isn't serious but he does have one. He'll go to Dr. Wilkins for a second opinion I am sure.
LOL and now it's clear Cabaye is really injured. Wilkins must be feeling stupid.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rors
It hasn't taken QPR long to adopt Mark Hughes' style, probably because it's identical to Warnock's. They must have committed about ten fouls in the last five minutes.
Hill has been booked now.
Ryan Taylor goes for the wondergoal again, Kenny tips it away.
Barcodes 1-0 QPR, Best! Good goal.