This Weekend's Fixtures & Two Others (18/19/20/22 Aug).

#avfc hashtag going beserk. Lambert has no sense of urgency apparently. For the love of.......

Newcastle: Krul, Simpson, Steven Taylor, Perch, Santon, Ben Arfa, Tiote, Cabaye, Gutierrez, Cisse, Ba.
Subs: Harper, Williamson, Anita, Gosling, Ryan Taylor, Shola Ameobi, Obertan.

Tottenham: Friedel, Walker, Kaboul, Gallas, Assou-Ekotto, Livermore, Sandro, Lennon, Sigurdsson, Bale, Defoe.
Subs: Cudicini, Vertonghen, Van der Vaart, Naughton, Jenas, Townsend, Kane.

Referee: Martin Atkinson (W Yorkshire)

Villatalk is dead.

No resurrecting it until September I imagine.

What a chance for Defoe - hit the post. :haha:

Bale heads on to the bar! :lol:

0-0 HT.

"Senegal or Cameroon or someone like that" Cheers Stan. Talksport :doh:

They're all the same aren't they Stan?

Barcodes 1 ba Spuds 0

I think Pardew has been sent to the stands :lol:

Spuds. :lol:

Pardew pushed the linesman in the arm for his sending off :lol:

Defoe shoots, Krul saves.

1-1 Defoe.

Shoddy defending from Newcastle.

1-1 defoe.

1-1 Defoe.

Newcastle pel!

Pel to Barcodes

Spuds. :haha:

2-1 Ben Arfa.

2-1 Ben Arfa. :haha:

Ba off, Obertan on. :doh:

Obertan on.

Why?

Kane on. Hope Newcastle are abel to do this.

Defoe :haha:.

Pardew's a bigger egotist than Hughes and Mourinho put together.

Tiote is such a scrote.

2-1 FT.

Spuds. :haha:

Always there to cheer us up.

Spuds :haha:.

AVB :haha:.

Spuds :pal: We may be shite but we'll always be better then spurs.

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Originally Posted by McNamara That Ghost...

Tiote is such a scrote.

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I think he's picked up a yellow card every two games whilst at Newcastle :lol:

haha

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Originally Posted by Suarez Is Boss

I think he's picked up a yellow card every two games whilst at Newcastle :lol:

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Based on the Olympics, I would've guessed his nationality was Senegalese (I know it isn't).

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Originally Posted by McNamara That Ghost...

Based on the Olympics, I would've guessed his nationality was Senegalese (I know it isn't).

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Cameroonian?

:Stan:

A nationality for all of Africa!

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Originally Posted by Suarez Is Boss

Cameroonian?

:Stan:

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Proably thinks Song is Nigerian and Chamack is Egyptian.

We're on first on MotD. Yay.

You're on last.

Liverpool :haha:

QPR :haha:

Hughes :haha:

Norwich :haha:

Whoever their manager is :haha:

West Ham :bow:

Nolan :bow: FFL points there and a clean sheet for Jussi :bow:

MotD on in a minute.

Virtually the same intro sequence...