This Weekend's Fixtures (2/3 Nov).

Eto'o shoots, somehow Mbiwa blocks. Could've been a pelanty.

Willian crashes in to the advertising hoardings.

Ramires is such a scrote. Booked.

Ramires gets a yellow for being a blockhead

Joe Hart misses his 1st league game since April 2010 (vs Man City for Birmingham) ending a run of 127 successive starts.

:pal:

Shite from Remy.

Remy isn't very good.

Willian, save from Krul, Hazard shoots, block from Debuchy!

jesus

Phewwww