Arsene's briefing for the next press conference:
Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few hearts or took a few liberties with our loyal supports - we did.
But you can't hold a Manager responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted overpaid players. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame everyone at Arsenal football club? And if the whole of Arsenal football club is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of the premiership football in general? I put it to you, members of the press- isn't this an indictment of our entire sport of football? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the beautiful game. Gentlemen!
