Everton V Arsenal, 23rd August, 17:30

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Originally Posted by Jeebus

I just cant see us mounting a serious challenge in anything, what with our players only being 4 ft tall

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We can drop a ring off at Mount Doom and that's our lot this season.

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Originally Posted by Penguin

Mertesacker doesn't count because he skews our height stat. :haha:

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Best not count Giroud either, that would be unfair.

Come on Arsenal. :bow:

Here we go!

C'mon line up, do us proud!

Troyer, Dinklage and Davies were astute signings, tbh.

I'm scared :(

Chambers straight on it.

Pienaar hacked down by Mini-Me.

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Originally Posted by McNamara That Ghost...

We can drop a ring off at Mount Doom and that's our lot this season.

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Pretty much, unless that Gollum Moyesie pops up to ruin our day in some form too.

Nasty by Chambers.

Good lad! Saves us being bullied.