Summer Transfer Speculation and Shit

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Originally Posted by Munchies

Everyone at Arsenal would like to wish Gunners legend Thierry Henry a very happy 36th birthday! #KingHenry

Lets just resign him now ffs.

And this bad twitter joke somehow made me laugh:
BREAKING NEWS: Arsenal have tabled a £15m bid for Japanese teenage sensation Si-Ning No-Wan

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That is not even a Japanese name :lol:

Well we still need him. Sign him up immediately. Imaginary player therefore imaginary transfer fee and pretend wages. Works for everyone.

Pre Villa :

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger: "We want to start well at home with a win against a team who are strong on the counter-attack, so we need a good defensive performance. Pre-season has gone well - the only really bad thing is we got some injuries, the last one to Mikel Arteta just before the season starts. Thomas Vermaelen and Nacho Monreal we could get used to the idea, but the most recent one is a blow because we're a bit short in midfield. We have vital games coming up, next week we have the Champions League qualifier, so we hope not to get more injuries."

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Originally Posted by Munchies

Pre Villa :

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger: "We want to start well at home with a win against a team who are strong on the counter-attack, so we need a good defensive performance. Pre-season has gone well - the only really bad thing is we got some injuries, the last one to Mikel Arteta just before the season starts. Thomas Vermaelen and Nacho Monreal we could get used to the idea, but the most recent one is a blow because we're a bit short in midfield. We have vital games coming up, next week we have the Champions League qualifier, so we hope not to get more injuries."

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And it's not like we could have bought some players. There's simply nothing we can do about this, we are so unlucky. Maybe putting the ticket prices up will help a bit?

We're apparently in for Rooney again :lol:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footba...l-make-2176388

Expect a lot of BS rumours in the coming weeks as the media transfer machine goes into overdrive.

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Originally Posted by Joker

We're apparently in for Rooney again :lol:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footba...l-make-2176388

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United boss David Moyes is adamant that Rooney is not for sale.

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Looks like the key criteria is in place. Follow this up with a lowball bid and let's see what happens.

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

Looks like the key criteria is in place. Follow this up with a lowball bid and let's see what happens.

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Wenger believes a deal can be done.

Remember how Baptista said he was staying in Spain to get his passport and Wenger said he was still hopeful about the deal? There's your proof it can be done right there!

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Originally Posted by Joker

We're apparently in for Rooney again :lol:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footba...l-make-2176388

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If we were serious about anyone we should have gone out and got them already......Rooney, Higuain, Felliani.....whoever but no we fuck around like we do all the time.....like no other team do.......we have got to be the biggest no balls club in the land. It is a joke an absolute joke, no-one is oing to want to come to us after seeing the state we are in. Shit and I am one of the optimistic ones on GW......what the hell is going on.......stop trying to sell me with names show me the merchandise MFs

I think the funniest one was Jovetic, linked to him for most of the early summer, and suddenly we didn't want to pay more than £20m, and he went for 22 in the end :lol: