Summer Transfer Speculation and Shit

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Atletico Madrid's 26-year-old playmaker Arda Turan's possible move to either Liverpool or Arsenal has moved a step closer. His agent has been quoted as saying that Turan's transfer to the Premier League this summer is 'probable'.
Full story: AS sports newspaper (in Spanish)

Swansea defender Ashley Williams, 28, admits he is flattered by reports linking him with a switch to Arsenal, but insists he is still fully committed to his current role.
Full story: Metro

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Good player. Won't come.

Better than Kos so get him home

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Originally Posted by McNamara That Ghost...

I've decided we have £110 million to spend. Jason Roberts, we're coming for you!

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In a Running Man style game show, I assume?

Our defending today suggests we need five defensive signings including a proper GK. Bringing one CB in will just mean he gets lost in the sea of shit. Wenger will probably play him on the wing anyway.

No point having a playmaker if the players being passed to can't play.

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Originally Posted by GayPete

In a Running Man style game show, I assume?

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We have our mate from Vietnam to chase him down.

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Originally Posted by McNamara That Ghost...

We have our mate from Vietnam to chase him down.

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What could possibly go wrong?

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

Our defending today suggests we need five defensive signings including a proper GK. Bringing one CB in will just mean he gets lost in the sea of shit. Wenger will probably play him on the wing anyway.

No point having a playmaker if the players being passed to can't play.

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Sakho wants to leave PSG. He's quality. Must get

Put in a £20m bid for Baines.

That's 2 spots sorted.

Mert is fine.

Sagna needs to shape up or gtfo

I hope we sign no one. The season is a write off already. It will take us a generation to recover from where we are now.
Wenger put us in this mess, he won't bring us out of it. Nor will the owners

Being linked with Micah Richards in the papers,

can play CB and RB, and supports Arsenal (counts for fuck all though)

Must Get, though it's been a while since I've seen him play. Any good ?

Better than anyone we have at CB or RB

Richards is average. Barry is average. Baines would cost money. Sakho would cost money.

Therefore:

Richards and Barry are top, top quality.

Baines and Sakho are not top, top quality.

So:

Put Richards and Barry in trolley on last day of window.

Leak to media we are in for Baines and Sakho then do nothing.