The lyrics run quite well to the rap bit in Every Breath You TakeQuote:
Originally Posted by Japan Shaking All Over
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The lyrics run quite well to the rap bit in Every Breath You TakeQuote:
Originally Posted by Japan Shaking All Over
How dare you, how dare you infer that my advanced age means I've lost capacityQuote:
Originally Posted by Dein-machine
That said....I've just pissed myself....and someone's told me my wife has been dead for twenty years, thought she'd asked me to go to the shop to buy some milk just now.
Black & White Ty but no shades of greyQuote:
Originally Posted by Globalgunner
Hes really not. Honestly - no wumming or nuffin - anyone with at least half a brain knows he talks the most sense here (not hard, mind). It might be tedious but that's because common sense is mostly tedious when battling irrational, emotional garbage. What I don't understand is why his patience for dealing with childish mindsets is so large. And to get to the bottom of that issue, I'd be happy to be his psychiatrist for the small fee of £8m a year.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
When you slipped it in her arse in 2002 & she didn't complain - didn't you check her pulse?Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
I think that Tennis elbow has travelled to your brain. You both need help.Quote:
Originally Posted by Syn
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Letters
Lot's of WUMing tbf, but an interesting misconception nonetheless. A blind reliance on reason and logic without any emotional input (which is not irrational by default) has dumped this planet in a whole bunch of shit. Because it's inhuman and the primary weapon of apologists, legitimised crooks and their lawyers - the ones who get to dictate what is reasonable. Bureaucracies thrive on reason which is why they are so out of touch with humanity. Balance gets the best results outside of a clinic. Anyway, there's no such thing as an entirely reasonable fan because you can't be a fan at all under such restrictions.Quote:
Originally Posted by Syn
It's another classic transfer window, everyone pissed (one way or another), Letters doing his PR routine, the usual talk of necrophilia but not a sign of a transfer. Less than 2 hours to go.
Explain to me exactly how we are being irrationalQuote:
Originally Posted by Syn
Please by all means refute how we are wrong to be frustrated with being charged the highest ticket prices in Europe and seeing season in season out the manager being passive in the transfer market.
What you are seeing is people tired of being patient to no good purpose when the board are reeneging on promises made to the fan base about the direction this club is headed.
Do you go about anal sex with your partner of choice by means of subterfuge then?.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dein-machine
Absolutely - its the only wayQuote:
Originally Posted by Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
Spuds get knocked back after third bid for Berahino - Pulis has gone home apparently.
I think I should tell you now, that I won't be a character witness for you in courtQuote:
Originally Posted by Dein-machine
Then again these things can be a vicious cycle, how many times were you Ted Heath's "guest" on the Morning Cloud?
And Berahino has gone to his car to do Nitrous Oxide out of party balloonsQuote:
Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn
Villa signed Lescott -:haha: - good old Tim, wasting more money Villa don't have.
Berahino's knocking them back. He plays for West Brom, doesn't want to drop down a level & sign for Spurs. Doesn't want to partner Rodney Trotter upfront.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
Ok guys - 90 minutes to go. I reckon Wenger may make a move in the 68th minute!
This summer is unprecedented really, I can't think of another transfer window where we didn't have at least some hope of landing a player or 2. Apart from Benzema, there really hasn't been a name that we've consistently been linked with. I guess the signs were there weeks ago that this would be a damp squib.
After a couple of seasons of solid activity, WUMger is back with a vengeance.
Twelve years ago Lehmann was really our only signing, and Clichy was signed for 500k I thinkQuote:
Originally Posted by Marc Overmars
The difference is, we didn't have a pot to piss in then.
That was 2 years ago FFS! Then he made sweeping changes and now it's 72 mins.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dein-machine
He's fucked this up big time. His last chance and he's blown it. Until his next last chance, and the last chance after.
People that were expecting more are morons. Called it from the moment we signed Cech. Only chance of signing another forward was if Walcott left. We have enough number wise. Some had to go - he probably couldn't find buyers for some, and was scared to sell others like Jack. Fine, I can understand that. And fair play to him for getting rid of Szczesny when a superior keeper was available. He might've done the same with Walcott if a top striker option was available. The problem was last summer. No point signing players like Welbz and Debuchy. 2 valuable squad places filled up for no reason. Too scared of losing Sagna and surprisingly not enough faith put in Bellerin who looked class from day 1.
4th bid for Berahino. Pulis has gone on holiday.
You honestly think we have too many players? Even when half of them won't stay fit over the course of a seasonQuote:
Originally Posted by Syn
It's ridiculous to suggest that if he felt he needed to improve his squad that he had to wait for his squad to thin out first, we aren't in a position where we are likely to be crippled by our wage bill so we should have strengthened and then afterwards encouraged those surplus to requirements to find other clubs.
It's just another excuse for Wenger failing to be proactive.
Austin staying at RPQ
In every position we have enough players numbers wise. That injuries are a problem are something the club are silly not to deal with or take into account. We have 3 DMs even though 2 of them aren't at the level we need them to be. And 4 strikers even though 3 of them aren't at the level we need them to be. Read my post - I'm clearly not making an excuse - if you think I am, you're being as retarded as the time you thought Aaron Ramsey wasn't going to be a good footballer. Easy to keep flipping out and moaning your tits off - and since you were looking for it - you can regard that as a rough proof of the irrational and emotional, childish reactions I was talking about.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
We could do a last minute deal and get Diaby back for 2m. Technically it would be classified as a new signing
Betfred have slashed odds of zlatan signing to 5/1 hahahaha
Forgot it was deadline day. Just had a quick look and not surprisingly we have done fuck all.
Doesn't look like we'll top Welbeck.
Fuck off Wenger.
I've never seen so many excuses in my life :doh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Syn
For which club? Obviously not us.Quote:
Originally Posted by Edinburgh Gooner
Us lol.
We don't have two players in every position we have an unbalanced squadQuote:
Originally Posted by Syn
Because when we mention players like Walcott or Welbeck we are saying they are cover for wide position as well as up front
When it comes to an out and out striker we have one and that's Giroud.
And again your argument is predicated on the idea that we can't sign players without getting rid of those we have who aren't good enough first, which as I've said is just a Wenger esque excuse. You believe that the situation we find ourselves in is acceptable in if you want, but I think you will have trouble gaining any traction.
I'm not with the anyone is better than Wenger brigade, nor do I think we are alone in premier league clubs with a frustrated fan base.
But I think to believe he couldn't have tried harder to be more proactive in the market place and that we couldn't have significantly strengthened is ridiculous.
For me Ramsey is still a flawed player, although he's brought goals to his game....I think him playing in Ozils position showed more how we missed the German more than showcased Ramseys abilities
Martial has signed for Utd - £36mill.
No what I think Syn is saying - not from his high horse this time - is right. From Wenger's perspective, we have the right numbers in the squad. There is sufficient competition for every place from Wenger's perspective.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
Which in reality is deluded nonsense of course because one have one good striker, no wide men at all and a YTS DM.
LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Edinburgh Gooner
Joker
We aren't signing anyone. It's impossible to sign players and nobody out there is better than Giroud. We definitely don't need cover for Coquelin because there's no chance of him getting injured or suspended and he can easily play 60 games in a system where he is desperately exposed.
Yes, but it's becoming increasingly clear that there's something wrong with Wenger's brain.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kano
Berahino weeping on Twatter, saying he'll never play again for the club.
Is he really saying that though? I'd rather him answer for himselfQuote:
Originally Posted by Kano
Don't get me wrong if the aim is top four the squad is fine, I still think we will probably finish third and if Chelsea consider to flounder possibly second.
I don't think the squad is terrible, if we use Welbeck on the wing I think we have enough pace and width without further additions.
But cover for Coquelin and a better striker weren't just a bonus, they were a MUST
He's a bit of a cunt really.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kano