Summer transfer joy and happiness

It is everywhere. I’m even getting goaded about it by a West Ham fan. Elbows isn’t even worthy of their level.

Please for the love of god, this HAS to be bullshit. It simply has to be.

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

I'm trying to think of a worse signing. And I can't come up with anything.

Some papers are spinning this as the player (sic) trying to get a better deal at Utd by using the Arsenal interest. But why would we be interested in the first place? Sounds like because he's a freebie. I hope that's not the case. And anyway, he wants 6 figures a week so he'd be a bloody expensive benchwarmer. I can only interpret our interest as a willingness to actually play him. In OUR team FFS! Which makes me wonder what style of football we'd be looking to play.

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You were warned to be careful what you wished for.

Im Ok with the Nzonzi rumours, essentially a Felliani with a bit more about him, a bit younger and without the odious reputation. One of the more hopeful rumours was that we may be able to get Mbappe if PSG are collared on the fair play rules. Maybe we could get Ivan to prevail on Sam to dip into his pocket at last and boost that 50p transfer budget of ours.

Here's hoping anyways. Felliani just makes me morbid

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Originally Posted by The Unaibomber

You were warned to be careful what you wished for.

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I was misquoted.

Clearly I never said Wenger out, Fellaini in! There are certain things that have to be taken for granted. Like you don't go around saying, now breathe in, and now breathe out... Not signing Fellaini is too obvious to be worth mentioning.

Emery is getting that 34 year old Swiss defender, a shit Dortmund CB, and, potentially, they're after N'zonzi and Fellaini. He's also identified Ramsey as central to his plans. :lol:

Thanks, Gazidis.

Btw, the sensible tactic to getting into the top 4 is to gun your way there with a top forward line (cf. Liverpool). Re-constructing a new midfield and defence will take 6-7 good players. Adding the funds from selling Lacazette and Ramsey, getting a top class CF to go alongside Aubameyang and Ozil might be more efficient.

But Emery's a smart guy. I'm sure Fellaini knockdowns might do the job at home to Cardiff.

No, no, wait. I've thought of a reason for this.

We're lowering expectations.

We're on the verge of signing top talent and this is just a way to throw rivals off our scent. Trouble is, this particular scent is one that nobody would want to follow.

We're not even pretending anymore that we're not mid-table mediocrity, we're going all out for it!

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Originally Posted by Syn

Btw, the sensible tactic to getting into the top 4 is to gun your way there with a top forward line (cf. Liverpool). Re-constructing a new midfield and defence will take 6-7 good players. Adding the funds from selling Lacazette and Ramsey, getting a top class CF to go alongside Aubameyang and Ozil might be more efficient.

But Emery's a smart guy. I'm sure Fellaini knockdowns might do the job at home to Cardiff.

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Fellani is very good at knocking down the opposition with his elbows.

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Originally Posted by Goonermerree

We're not even pretending anymore that we're not mid-table mediocrity, we're going all out for it!

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Still don't want to count chickens... But it seems there's the same old one chicken, it's hard not to count it by accident.