Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

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Originally Posted by Edinburgh Gooner

2026: FOOTBALL: Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere tweets: "On the last day of the transfer window I have decided that I would like to move..from the physio room back on the Emirates pitch please!"

Does this mean he is excited by the new signings, or that he needs to get back asap to stop the slump..........

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So our players have to beg to be let out of the physio room. I finally see what's been happening here all along...

Everytime i read Bryan Swansons tweets i read them in my head with his voice :lol:

Chamakh to go on loan, Bendtner may be staying...

Phillipe Auclair on Talksport saying Marvin will move tomorrow, creative CM, nicknamed little xavi, will be a good player for us via @dancompton

Possible Outs still: Chamackh (loan), NB52 (sale or stay), Lansbury (sale), Sanchez-Watt (sale), Aneke (loan), Almunia (disappeared) via @DarrenArsenal1

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Originally Posted by AKBapologist

Chamakh to go on loan, Bendtner may be staying...

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Bedtner :lol:

He was so adamant he was leaving but no one wants him :(

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Originally Posted by AKBapologist

Phillipe Auclair on Talksport saying Marvin will move tomorrow, creative CM, nicknamed little xavi, will be a good player for us

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Jesus, how small is he?

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Originally Posted by The Wengerbabies

Bedtner :lol:

He was so adamant he was leaving but no one wants him :(

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TBF, +52k a week is a bit much.

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Originally Posted by AKBapologist

Chamakh to go on loan, Bendtner may be staying...

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Chamakh is shit, Bendtner is pants. This is our problem getting rid of them, we have to go in a room and ask how much will people pay us for a pair of shitty pants. A very tough sell.

@YoungGunsBlog: Unconfirmed reports in Costa Rica that Joel Campbell has joined Ligue One club Lorient on loan for the season.