At least he has made sure Goal.com doesn't get the "exclusive".
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I'm having a Medical tomorrow afternoon before being presented to the Media on Friday Morning, at 29 years old i have a lot of experience.....i can belt the ball in from 40 yards out.....but i tackle about as well as Paul Scholes in fact if i haven't left my stud indents in your shin i'll consider it a disappointment.
I have a British core with some Indian in me depending on what i've eaten the previous evening.......
Have nothing in the way of pace but playing in the same team as Aaron Ramsey i won't be shown up.
I'm going to cost a packet of Malboro Lights 20's and a copy of the Sun from 1984 printed the day after Tommy Cooper died on stage to be bought from Deportivo Wanka
FFS apparently we are after HCZ, medical tomorrow. Another freebie nobody.
Wenger out.
Also shouldn't really be telling you this but their is a clause in my contract which is immediately triggered in the event of Arsene leaving that elevates me to Manager and Steve Bould to the status of my chief procurer of dead eyed Russian Women who will perform even the most degrading of acts in exchange for some brown.
http://purelyfootball.com/wp-content...ela-london.jpg
Lamela spotted in Heathrow , who remembers the Higuain heathrow pictures ? They were from a airport in US :haha:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...18_634x798.jpg
£9m for this guy, he's fucking tall
837 pages and not a single penny spent.:haha:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJxVhG_CcAADvrj.jpg
Better things to be doing tbf