Summer Transfer Speculation and Shit

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Originally Posted by hobson's choice

Need to be brought up to speed, just woke up(lives in America), what's happening so far?

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sharon had a barney with grant and phil was caught 'avin a cheeky thomas tank round the back of the vic.

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Originally Posted by Cripps

Ozil is having the world's longest medical

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Sky says Ozil has to be at an advertising shoot at 2pm German time, so I guess the medical must be done by now.

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Originally Posted by Cripps

Ozil is having the world's longest medical

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the eyesight test is taking far longer than expected.

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Originally Posted by Terry Tuffnutz

sharon had a barney with grant and phil was caught 'avin a cheeky iron tank round the back of the vic.

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Grant came back from Brasil? We are about 8 years behind

hence no trophy.

No wonder Utd are pissed off. Apparently Howard Webb's contract runs out tonight, and we're in for him.

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Originally Posted by Terry Tuffnutz

the eyesight test is taking far longer than expected.

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The FA have ruled that Ozil's eyes are too far apart and gives him an unfair advantage in vision to normal human beings. He can't play in the PL until he has corrective surgery.

#football-association

DiMaria interest "cooling" according to Sky. Why? Throw some coal on it you fuckers!

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Originally Posted by LDG

No wonder Utd are pissed off. Apparently Howard Webb's contract runs out tonight, and we're in for him.

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£1 joke.

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Originally Posted by Coutinho Is Boss

£1 joke.

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