Zara Phillips about to enter the arena for GB in the Gee-Gees.
We're currently in second, with our big guns about to do their bit.
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Zara Phillips about to enter the arena for GB in the Gee-Gees.
We're currently in second, with our big guns about to do their bit.
And the royal cocks it up for GB by bringing down a fence.
:doh:
The Germans have extended there lead, we have two to jump. Mary King and some other bint.
hopefully they'll get clear rounds....but just like every other sport thus far, we'll probably cock it right up :(
...but Mary Kin jumps a clear round and within time, which keeps us in the silver medal position!
Hopefully the Germans will knock over loads of fences!
The Germans jump clear!
They have to knock over four fences, and we need to jump clear on the next rider's for it to go tits up for them now.
EDIT: Germans win the Gold!
Cungts.
Tina Cook is our last rider as we fight it out with Sweden and New Zealand for the two remaining medal places.
New Zealand cock up there chances with 4.00 penalty, plus 3.00 penalty for time....
:popcorn:
But Sweden go clear with time to spare!!
We need our last rider, Tina Cook to go clear...I think.....
Silver! :bow:
She goes clear....but with a small time penalty!!!!! What does this mean!!!????
It means Silver for GB!!!
:lol: Has Maccy contracted out the equestrian events to you?
Good job btw - if I was Maccy, I'd be worried.
So long as horses don't get involved in any other sports I'll be fine.
:lol:
Individual medals to be won. Starts at 14.30.
'Ere...I ain't posh, btw.
Giddyup!
And we're off! Tallyho!!
Basically, we need our two (who are in 3rd and 4th) not to fuck up, as you can't improve your score...you can only get worse.
Here's hoping that the two snorty horsey posho's about our bints fuck it right up.
And we fuck it right up.
Stupid posh twats.
No medals in the individual as our riders decided to knock everything over.
Let the common rabble appear in it next time.
Also,Lineker having a dig at Germany for no medals a couple of days ago on TV. :doh:Quote:
GOLD MEDAL - Michael Jung GER (Individual Eventing)
Germany's Michael Jung wins the individual eventing with a score of 40.60 ahead of Sweden's Sara Algotsson Ostholt.
Tbf, knocking things over sounds like way more fun.Quote:
Originally Posted by LDG
Tbf, the German dude was pretty awlsome during this.
As was the swede, Ostholt.
Team GB are all posh shockingly.
I get on with some work for 30 mins, and I return to find the swimming feed replaced by some horse jogging on the spot.
This is the dressage, apparently.
Looks awfully snobby.
What a shit sport.
The horses should get the medals, tbh.
Look at my horse!!
Your horse is amazing!
Apparently we set a new Olympic record in the dressage!
I don't know what that means!
We must have clipperty clopped better than any other snobby ****!
:trophy:
:lol:
Lollerz :lol:
Enfield Council @EnfieldCouncil
Enfield girl Charlotte Dujardin top in the dressage after a storming round just 0.42% off the world record!!!!!
Enfield :bow:
Now I don't believe you wanted to say that, did you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chrissie
Some dude in this was taking part in his 10th Olympics :blink:
Coney's great great grandson :bow:.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ach
Japanese rider is 71 - Coneys WW2 love child?Quote:
Originally Posted by Master Splinter
GB in the hunt for showjumping gold. . .Saido Arabia :shock: were overnight leaders
The Canadian rider is older than Letters' jokebook.
I think this Dutch horse has been on the marijuana.
Jump off between GB and Netherlands needed. Not sure what a jump off means for the horses.
Should make the horses take pelanties.
:lol:
I'd watch it