...they haggle at pound shops
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...they haggle at pound shops
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....i have seen more generous tramps
They agreed that instead of buying a new coat for Wenger on the touchline they'd just sew a few sleeping bags together, and they got the sleeping bags as a bargain as Dennis Nilsson had let his house guests sleep in one of them before using the zip cord to strangle them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Letters
......there's a hymen obstructing the boardroom door
....Lionel Messi found it hard sneaking into the back door.
.....they are fucking criminals robbing the most loyal and devoted fan base in club football blindly.
they're cunts
I couldn't find the little animated icon with a violinQuote:
Originally Posted by Josh_Gooner
:violin:Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
Thanks....bloody I phones!
........but they get on well enough.
...they sew up their arseholes to save gas.
....if you shoved a lump of coal up their arses, in two weeks you'd have a diamond :Bueller:
It would only take that long if they had been taking laxatives for a month.Quote:
Originally Posted by -Xs-
... they make a virgin girl feel like the town bike in comparison
They bill British Gas for energy expended on reading letters.
...a gnats chuff is like a gapping chasm ala Jordan's minge in comparison :sulk: :sick:
If you handed them 100 million pounds for new signings they would give it back to you.
Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time.
:lol:
Ye cannas get eh credit card betwixt the cheeks of their arseQuote:
Originally Posted by Letters
... S P E N D
S O M E
F U C K I N G
M O N E Y !
I've just been to the shop to spend some money, they wouldn't let me.
Wenger woz rite.