This Weekend's Fixtures (18/19 April).

Saturday, 18th April 2015
Crystal Palace v West Brom, 15:00
Everton v Burnley, 15:00
Leicester v Swansea, 15:00
Stoke v Southampton, 15:00
Chelsea v Man Utd, 17:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Sunday, 19th April 2015
Man City v West Ham, 13:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Newcastle v Tottenham, 16:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

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As it stands:

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Our game clashing with Chelsea - Man Utd. :doh:

Still haven't got over that.

Come on Chelsea, I guess.

Cunts.

The title is too far from us and our immediate threat is man ure. They have beaten two of their direct rivals recently and ha e momentum. A chelsea win would be great for us and would mean we don't have to win at OT in a few weeks time (providing we win our next few games).

Can see a draw though.

Yep, title is all but gone now with the chavs ridiculous win over QPR (thanks a lot of Green :rolleyes). Whatever little hope there was evaporated after that, so it's probably for the best to hope to see Chelsea thrash Utd to give us some breathing room for second.

Merse doesn't think Mourinho will be literally parking the bus like against Liverpool last season. :unsure:

After having most of their squad fully fit recently and being on an impressive run of form, United would of course have four important players out just as they face Chelsea.

Chelsea have one player injured at the most at any time. And he'll be back in time for next week. They signed a deal with Satan's horse placenta dealer. These horrific cunts are immune to everything.

It's almost certain that half our team will pick up injuries today and we'll go into the Chelsea game with the traditional 10+ players dead.

Crystal Palace: Speroni; Ward, Delaney, Dann, Ledley; Bolasie, Jedinak, McArthur, Zaha; Puncheon; Murray.
Subs: Hennessey, Hangeland, Kelly, Souare, Ameobi, Gayle, Sanogo.

West Brom: Myhill, Dawson, McAuley, Lescott, Brunt, Gardner, Fletcher, Yacob, Morrison, Berahino, Anichebe.
Subs: Rose, Wisdom, Olsson, Baird, McManaman, Sessegnon, Ideye.

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Everton: Howard, Baines, Jagielka, Stones, Coleman, Barry, McCarthy, Mirallas, Barkley, Lennon, Kone.
Subs: Joel, McGeady, Lukaku, Naismith, Besic, Garbutt, Alcaraz.

Burnley: Heaton; Trippier, Duff, Shackell, Mee; Boyd, Arfield, Jones, Barnes, Vokes, Ings.
Subs: Gilks, Wallace, Kightly, Taylor, Jutkiewicz, Ward, Keane.

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Leicester: Schmeichel, Wasilewski, Huth, Morgan, Schlupp, Albrighton, King, Cambiasso, Vardy, Nugent, Kramaric.
Subs: De Laet, Konchesky, Drinkwater, James, Ulloa, Mahrez, Schwarzer.

Swansea: Fabianski, Amat, Fernandez, Williams, Rangel, Cork, Shelvey, Routledge, Ki, Sigurdsson, Nelson Oliveira.
Subs: Britton, Emnes, Dyer, Montero, Grimes, Tremmel, Bartley.

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Scrote: Begovic, Cameron, Wollscheid, Shawcross, Pieters,Whelan, Nzonzi, Ireland, Diouf, Arnautovic, Walters.
Subs: Bardsley, Sidwell, Butland, Teixeira, Crouch, Wilson, Adam.

Southampton: Kelvin Davis, Yoshida, Fonte, Alderweireld, Clyne,Schneiderlin, Steven Davis, Bertrand, Mane, Tadic, Pelle.
Subs: Gardos, Ward-Prowse, Elia, Gazzaniga, Reed, Targett, Long.

Nugent injured in the warm-up, so the revised team is:


Leicester: Schmeichel, Wasilewski, Huth, Morgan, Schlupp, Albrighton, King, Cambiasso, Vardy, Ulloa, Kramaric.
Subs: De Laet, Konchesky, Drinkwater, James, Lawrence, Mahrez, Schwarzer.

Crystal Palace 0-1 West Brom - James Morrison.

Palace 0-1 WBA, Morrison. :blink:

Missed pelanty by Barkley for Neverton! :haha:

Build the team around him!

The foul on Lennon was outside the box apparently, so little bit justice done.

Will they crucify Barkley for taking the pelanty ahead of Baines like they did with Mirallas earlier in the season?

Leicester 1-0 Swansea, Ulloa!

Barkley. :lol:

Another Everton player trying to be Billy Big Bollocks.

Just let Baines take it FFS!

Stoke 0-1 Southampton, Schneiderlin!

Yes!

Southampton to get fourth place. :pray:

Everton 1-0 Burnley, Mirallas.

Everton 1-0 Burnley, Mirallas!

N'Zonzi with a hilarious miss. :haha:

Ashley Barnes sent off for Burnley! :haha:

He's a proper scrote.

Will the Burnley fans boo the Everton player for getting fouled?

He got it a little bit later than the Chelsea game but at least it got to him in the end.

Stoke 1-1 Southampton, Diouf.

:(

Southampton :doh:.

Or Kelvin Davis :doh:.

Mirallas should have been sent off!

Mike Jones. :doh:

Palace 0-2 WBA, Gardner smacks it in!

Pardiola. :haha:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by McNamara That Ghost...

Mirallas should have been sent off!

Mike Jones. :doh:

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Who's reffing our game today? Anyone other than Michael Oliver and Reading have a 12th man.

Kammy at it again. :haha:

Half an open goal says Merse. :sarcy:

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Originally Posted by LDG

Who's reffing our game today? Anyone other than Michael Oliver and Reading have a 12th man.

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Ray Charles.

They're not level no more. :haha:

That wasn't Merse, one of their pub reporters.

Bolasie booked for diving. :lol:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by McNamara That Ghost...

Ray Charles.

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Thats an improvement.

Excellent.

Stoke 2-1 Southampton, Adam.

These orcs ruining football again.

Sanogo taps it in!

Offside so disallowed though. :lol:

Leicester 2-0 Swansea, King!

Fabianski. :haha:

Leicester 2-0 Swansea, FT!

Everton 1-0 Burnley, FT.

Burnley. :rose:

Stoke 2-1 Southampton, FT.

Fuck.

Palace 0-2 WBA, FT!

Leicester. :blink:

Chelsea: Courtois, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Azpilicueta, Zouma, Matic, Oscar, Fabregas, Hazard, Drogba

Man Utd: De Gea, Valencia, Smalling, McNair, Shaw, Mata, Rooney, Herrera, Young, Fellaini, Falcao