This Weekend's Fixtures (22/23 August)

Saturday, 22nd August 2015
Man Utd v Newcastle, 12:45 http://i44.tinypic.com/5bpl5u.png
Crystal Palace v Aston Villa, 15:00
Leicester v Tottenham, 15:00
Norwich v Stoke, 15:00
Sunderland v Swansea, 15:00
West Ham v Bournemouth, 15:00

Sunday, 23rd August 2015
West Brom v Chelsea, 13:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Everton v Man City, 16:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Watford v Southampton, 16:00

Monday, 24th August 2015
Arsenal v Liverpool, 20:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

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Included our game for completion though we'll be talking about pace and power on our match thread, when it exists.

Man ure to pub a 3-0, newcastle are hopeless.
Leicester to win 3-1.
West Brom to draw 2-2.
City to win 1-3.
Arsenal to pub a 2-1.

Home wins across the board.

Soccer Saturday is on now.

Man United: Romero; Darmian, Smalling, Blind, Shaw; Schneiderlin, Schweinsteiger, Mata, Januzaj, Memphis; Rooney.
Subs: Johnstone, McNair, Valencia, Carrick, Herrera, Young, Hernandez.

Newcasle: Krul; Mbemba, Taylor, Coloccini, Haidara; Anita, Colback, Perez, Wijnaldum, Obertan; Mitrovic.
Subs: Williamson, Cisse, De Jong, Aarons, Thauvin, Tiote, Darlow.

De Gea not even on the bench, still. Just sell him FFS.

Big Man was subject to public humiliation apparently. :wacko:

Come on Barcodes. :bow:

Memphis already going for goal, Krul saves.

Disallowed goal for Wazza. :lol:

This is going to get ugly for Newcastle. Getting opened up very easily.

Wazza shoots from distance, easy for Krul.

Darmian hacked down.

Mata's freekick, Krul well to it.

ROONEYYY has another one saved.

ROOOONEYYYYYY!!!

ROOOOAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEAYYY!!!

ROOOOOOOOONAAAAAY!!!!

WAYNE ROOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Darmian is another cynical scrote.

And now Darmian is booked; should be off tbf.

Haidara booked, wiped Blind out in Man Utd's pelanty box. :doh:

Crap shot from Memphis, saved.

Santi interview on SSN. :bow:

Mitovic heade on to the bar!

Memphis cocked up another chance. :lol:

Romero. :haha:

Nice dive from Memphis.

Terrible from Shaw being offside there, only needed to support the attack.

Perez shot, Romero saves!

Actually he didn't. :lol:

Wazza embarrassed by Mitrovic. :lol:

0-0 HT. Man Utd started well but pub time all the way now.

Newcastle the better team in the last 25 minutes.

Schneiderlin is the Lallana of central midfield. Without the turns. He's just a solid player who's become this mythical midfield dominator over the last 18 months. Scott Parker all over again. Carrick does everything he does, but better and is more creative too. With Schweinsteiger not being as dynamic as he was once, they now basically have three Carricks. Which is probably what LVG wants as United devolve into an even more boring Chelsea.

Shrek just woeful as usual. Januzaj mostly rolling around. Memphis a bit braindead.

Also, get Obertan off.

Obertan booked, daft foul on Memphis.

Dreadful freekick from Memphis.

Old Man Schweinsteiger off, Carrick on.

hello from Basel.

Watching this shit in an Irish pub right now full of man Utd fans. Twats.

Januzai diving again

Januzaj off after another game of doing absolutely nothing, Hernandez on.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Syn

hello from Basel.

Watching this shit in an Irish pub right now full of man Utd fans. Twats.

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In Basel? All hail Federer. :bow:

Shaw booked. Scrote.

Utd fans got all excited because they struggled to put away an average Belgian team and now back in reality, we can all see once again how uninspiring a team they are. Chelsea without the striker.

ROONEYY!! shot blocked.