This Weekend's & Midweek Fixtures (12/13/14/15/16/17/18 May)

Friday, 12th May 2017
Everton v Watford, 19:45
West Bromwich Albion v Chelsea, 20:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Saturday, 13th May 2017
Manchester City v Leicester City, 12:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Bournemouth v Burnley, 15:00
Middlesbrough v Southampton, 15:00
Sunderland v Swansea City, 15:00
Stoke City v Arsenal, 17:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Sunday, 14th May 2017
Crystal Palace v Hull City, 13:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
West Ham United v Liverpool, 16:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester United, 16:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Monday, 15th May 2017
Chelsea v Watford, 20:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Tuesday, 16th May 2017
Arsenal v Sunderland, 19:45
Manchester City v West Bromwich Albion, 20:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Wednesday, 17th May 2017
Southampton v Manchester United, 19:45 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Thursday, 18th May 2017
Leicester v Tottenham Hotspur, 19:45 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

This is an Arsenalesque, bare minimum effort.

As it stands:

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Nobody better than 'winning fouls' than Hazard, says Neville.

Legitimately praising him.

Penalty land?

West Brom: Foster, Dawson, McAuley, Evans, Nyom, Fletcher, McClean, Livermore, Field, Brunt, Rondon.
Subs: Robson-Kanu, Yacob, Morrison, Marc Wilson, Myhill, Chadli, Leko.

Chelsea: Courtois, Azpilicueta, Luiz, Cahill, Moses, Fabregas, Matic, Alonso, Pedro, Hazard, Costa.
Subs: Begovic, Zouma, Ake, Kante, Willian, Batshuayi, Terry.

Referee: Michael Oliver (Northumberland)

Everton: Robles, Holgate, Jagielka, Ashley Williams, Baines, Gana, Schneiderlin, Davies, Mirallas, Lukaku, Barkley.
Subs: Kone, Barry, Valencia, Besic, Pennington, Hewelt, Joe Williams.

Watford: Gomes, Kabasele, Prodl, Mariappa, Janmaat, Behrami, Doucoure, Capoue, Holebas, Okaka, Deeney.
Subs: Amrabat, Success, Zuniga, Niang, Watson, Pantilimon, Eleftheriou.

Referee: Kevin Friend (Leicestershire)

Moses was ready to dive.

Hazard dive, naturally.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by McNamara That Ghost...

Hazard dive, naturally.

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Did he go for technical difficulty or artistic merit?

In many ways Azza is a stinking fucking cheat.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

Did he go for technical difficulty or artistic merit?

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Neither, it was as subtle as my original thread.

First team to buy a player who can cross a ball wins it all.

Moses diving again.

Cesc shoots, just wide.

Great cheating by Moses. Neville likes it.

Will the Spuds have anybody to rival Roger Daltrey?

Field booked.

Great pun name.

Pedro tried to comb one in but wide it goes.

Filth from Matic.

Footballers are such wimps. Down they go at the slightest touch.

Rondon working well with the chav central defenders to clear that one.

Neville still thinks Hazard should be up there with Ronaldo and Messi. :haha:

Diego Costa. :lol:

The one million a week man pubs it 5 miles over the bar.

0-0 HT.

HT 0-0

BLitWtbf

Everton 1-0 Watford, Barkley.

Foster saves from Moses.

David Luiz. :lol:

Great effort.

Cesc. :lol:

Field off, Yacob on. Pulis going all out filth.

Dawson nearly scores an OG, someone cleared it off the line - it was Yacob. :lol:

Foster with the ISS save on Moses.

Neville has awarded Chelsea a goal for some reason.

Moses is such a natural cheat. It's effortless.

Azzah :haha:

Utterly ridiculous. What a scumbag.

Hazard rolling about again, Neville quick to defend him yet again.

I know we want the chavs to finish above the spuds and all. But actually watching them and not wanting them all to die is tough going.

Azzah :haha:

How is the ref repeatedly buying this? Neville is orgasmic at the quality of the cheating we're seeing here.

Yacob nuts Cahill.

McClean hauled off, Chadli on.

Cahill's skull caved in and he's died. But he's better now.