This Weekend's Fixtures (14/15 Aug).

Saturday, 14th August 2021
Manchester United v Leeds United, 12:30 https://i.imgur.com/hISMgBT.jpg]
Burnley v Brighton & Hove Albion, 15:00
Chelsea v Crystal Palace, 15:00
Everton v Southampton, 15:00
Leicester City v Wolverhampton Wanderers, 15:00
Watford v Aston Villa, 15:00
Norwich City v Liverpool, 17:30 https://i.imgur.com/htwHZ0c.jpg

Sunday, 15th August 2021
Newcastle United v West Ham United, 14:00 https://i.imgur.com/htwHZ0c.jpg
Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester City, 16:30 https://i.imgur.com/htwHZ0c.jpg

So any result more than a 2 goal margin moves us up the table :woohoo: Yep already having to rely on others :unsure:

Cmon Citeh ffs

Man Utd 1-0 Leeds, Fernandes.

3-1, Ayling with the equalise. Then Greenwood and Fernandes again.

4-1, Fernandes hat-trick. :doh:

5-1, Fred.

We're definitely bottom then after this match. :trophy:

Burnley 1-0 Brighton, Tarkowski.

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Originally Posted by McNamara That Ghost...

5-1, Fred.

We're definitely bottom then after this match. :trophy:

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Nope 2nd from bottom get it right :) https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football...r-league/table

Watford 1-0 Villa, Dennis.

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Originally Posted by dazthegooner

Nope 2nd from bottom get it right :) https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football...r-league/table

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Haha I meant to say definitely not.

Everton 0-1 Southampton, Armstrong.

Leicester 1-0 Wolves, Vardy.

Chelsea 2-0 Palace, Alonso and Pulisic.

Watford 2-0 Villa, Sarr.

Chelsea 3-0 Palace, Chalobah.

Vieira. :lol:

Everton 1-1 Southampton, Richarlison

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Originally Posted by McNamara That Ghost...

Chelsea 3-0 Palace, Chalobah.

Vieira. :lol:

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Perfect audition for next Arsenal manager

Watford 3-0 up against Grealish-less Villa

Villa :rose:

3-1 now, McGinn consolation

Brighton winning at Bumley

Ben who?

Us :pal:

Everton 3-1 Southampton, Doucoure and Calvert-Lewin.

Late Ings pel makes it 3-2 for Bumley in the end

Newcastle 1-1 West Ham, Wilson and Soucek.

Newcastle 2-1 West Ham, Murphy.

Newcastle 2-3 West Ham, Benrahma and Soucek with his second. :blink:

Newcastle 2-4 West Ham, Antonio.

2-4 now. Hammers playing like peak R Madrid

K**t not in the spuds squad v citeh, let's hope it's because he's leaving :pray:

Spuds 1-0 Citeh, Son.

:lol:

:doh:

I think I’ll just sell my St Totteringham’s Say bunting

Ffs citeh, get your effing act in gear

Pep lets us down again, bald idiot

By some distance the worst I’ve felt after an opening weekend.
Mid table bullshit from us again this season.
Spurs won’t win the title but will probably be miles above us.
And who fucking cares which billionaire-fuelled team wins the title or CL?
Football is shit.

Imagine spending that much and losing to a bang average Spurs.

Pep is the worst manager in the league.

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Originally Posted by GP

Imagine spending that much and losing to a bang average Spurs.

Pep is the worst manager in the league.

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His ridiculous attitude towards strikers is his big weakness, though tbf they are trying to buy k**e, also for whatever reason he can't get the best out of Sterling and should just sell him

https://i.imgur.com/MbXYXaN.jpg

That has to be the worst opening weekend ever for a gooner :ilt:

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Originally Posted by LDG

That has to be the worst opening weekend ever for a gooner :ilt:

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Correct. I've never felt this despondent after an opening weekend before.
Sure, it's only one game...but it isn't, is it? It follows a pattern of season after season of mediocrity, and nothing in the transfer window which inspires any confidence that things will get better.
I cannot believe the complete mess that this club has become.
But we do have some lovely merch.


:ilt:

Finding it very hard to care right now. Didn’t even know we were playing on Friday, when I found out we were I thought it was still a pre season game.

Hopefully something sparks this season into life for me but it’s safe to say my interest in football is at an all time low.

The worst opening weekend I’ve ever lived through.

Incredibly, it is probably also downhill from here next week as we’re likely to get spanked at home by Chelsea.

Following that, we have the prospect of getting mullered by the team our arch rivals just beat.

Anything better than that will be looked upon as success. Even narrow losses.

Being rock bottom with 0 points after 3 games does seem like a plausible, even probable, scenario.

:ilt: