Ok seeing as I am bored shitless I thought we should maybe have a thread for this as the xmas lights are on, the German market has begun in Leeds and I saw the Coke advert last night for the first time this year.

What you all doing? Anyone going away? What do you off-whites/heretics do?

What you buying your kids? Your Wives/Husbands?

What is your budget per offspring?

and when are we having xmas smilies?