La Liga 2012/2013.

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Real Mallorca 0-1 Barcelona, what a freekick by Xavi.

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0-2, Messi. Terrible keeping.

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Real Mallorca 0-3 Barcelona, Tello, superb finish.

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0-3 HT.

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1-3 Pereira.

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Pelanty to Real Mallorca! Deliberate handball from Busquts, booked and he will miss their next match.

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Real Mallorca 2-3 Barcelona, Casadesus!

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David Villa off, Sanchez on.

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Real Mallorca 2-4 Barcelona, Messi with his second. Absolutely knocked the cover off it.

Messi overtakes Pele's record for goals in a calendar year. Just Gerd Muller to hunt down now.

[Master Splinter]

Pele will be borrowing MO's razors.

And will issue a press release to state he scored 458909075 goals during the filming of Escape To Victory. Which, of course, Messi will never get close to.

Pele .