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[Niall_Quinn]

So is this Bernard thing another Twitter fantasy or have we signed him yet?

[Dicks and chicks]

So is this Bernard thing another Twitter fantasy or have we signed him yet?

you know we havent signed him why ask the question?

[GP]

N_Q just got owned by Charlie's Syrian cousin.

[Niall_Quinn]

And if there's one thing I hate it's Syrian cousins. Actually I don't mind cousins.

[GP]

Syrians

[Grebbo]

From a Spurs forum:

Bernard's father has been quoted in Brazilian press denying he is joining Arsenal and said Porto is his preferred destination

@BrazilStats: O Jogo cover: 'BERNARD WANTS TO PLAY FOR FC PORTO'.

@BrazilStats: BREAKING - D.Duarte (Bernard dad): "Hulk has convinced Bernard that Porto move would be better for him at this stage of his career" [O Jogo]

@BrazilStats: BREAKING - D.Duarte (Bernard dad): "Arsenal? We know there interest, but there is nothing official. At Porto, it's better for his career."

@BrazilStats: BREAKING - D.Duarte (Bernard's dad): "It will be a dream to see my son play at do Dragão." #AFC #Porto

[Özim]

Another one that's BS, good to know.

We're just paying some guy to put there stories out there aren't we?

[Ralpheroo72]

We may just underbid for everyone, just so we can appear to be proactive. There will be no signings, as Wumger said we can win the title with or without signings.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He could be as accurate as Higuain's dad tbf.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sounds like Higuain wanted to come here but our reverse charge phone calls got expensive for him. Even more expensive in Brazil. We are entirely out of touch with the current transfer market, that's all. Whether it's a good or a bad thing to be out of touch with utter insanity is debatable.