Winners: FIFA
Runners-up: The spirit of football
Top Scorer: Giroud 3 in a bed
Biggest Surprise (Team): En-ger-land
Biggest Breakthrough (Player): Wilshere
Biggest Flop (Team): En-ger-land
Biggest Flop (Player): Sturridge's sense of humour
Where will England finish?: with wheelbarrowing Giroud's sloppy seconds around the hotel foyer...