Arteta would have to be a suicidal lunatic to come here now. It'd be down to him to haul the whole club out of an abyss and in record time. And I wonder which experienced guys with any sort of reputation would want the grief? We might end up having to sign a stop-gap journeyman who has little self-respect and next to no dignity. But Maureen wouldn't leave the spuds so soon. Harry Redknapp then. Might even be funny if he manages to nick half of Kroenke's cash. Stan would probably hunt Rosie down and shoot her live on his hunting channel.