Ayew is getting all the plaudits in the studio. They still think it was his goal

By that standard, I'm claiming the goal. ME!

And they think VAR was spot on today.

So what about Ayew when he put in the same challenge in the first few minutes? Oh yes - Ayew, suck, suck, slurp, tasty cum. Makes perfect sense. Football's fucking easy when you can just shoot your opponent without sanction. Ayew's a farmer who has somehow wrangled an immunity card.

Fucking BT. They hate us.