Transfer targets in January

[Niall_Quinn]

Arsene knows

About time the fans knew too.

[Niall_Quinn]

Checked again - still no striker signed!

Ridiculous.

Will report back again in 10 mins.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Checked again - still no striker signed!

Ridiculous.

Will report back again in 10 mins.

1 and 22 mins later and still no developments

[Niall_Quinn]

1 and 22 mins later and still no developments

Decided I'd make a promise and then shamelessly back out of it without explanation or apology. Thought this approach best matched the philosophy of the board and our general transfer policy.

Here, I'll do it again... transfer update in 10 mins. I'm happy to just keep doing this every transfer window whilst delivering nothing at all.

I'm even thinking of charging for these empty promises, what do you think? Can I sign you up as my first subscriber? I promise to put the price up every year (and that's a promise I'll keep).

[Cripps_orig]

Press conference at 7pm

[Niall_Quinn]

Press conference at 7pm

Cool

(better not be a blatant lie)

[Power n Glory]

Cool

(better not be a blatant lie)

Yeah, because those are the worst sort lies. Why can't they be more subtle.

[Niall_Quinn]

Yeah, because those are the worst sort lies. Why can't they be more subtle.

20 mins to go, I'm confident.

[Boss]

Apparently Fenerbahce are close to wrapping up a deal for Moussa Sow for £10.9M.

Not sure why we're not in for him if true, he's repeatedly said he'd prefer a move to the Premiership. Scored 25 goals in 33 starts last season.

[Master Splinter]

Wenger is now great at spotting defenders - Vermaelen, Sagna, Koscielny, Jenkinson, Szczesny - but has lost all ability to build a strikeforce?

It's the only explanation.

Or it's just another stage in his mission to become the world's greatest WUM.

Second one I think.