Oh yeah, you'll be fine
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/de...?newsfeed=true
wankers...
Oh yeah, you'll be fine
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/de...?newsfeed=true
wankers...
13 yaer old School girl threatens to kill santa
The daughther needs a slap for being a brat and the mother needs a slap for encouraging that behaviour.Christmas letters to Santa asking for a new bike or toy are usually endearing notes penned by wide-eyed innocent children.
But Mekeeda Austin has warned Father Christmas that he will be ‘killed’ if he fails to deliver at least two of her long list of gifts – including a BlackBerry smartphone and ‘the real-life Justin Bieber’.
The 13-year-old goes even further and threatens to ‘hunt down’ Old Nick’s reindeer so she can ‘cook them and serve their meat to homeless people on Xmas day’.
Her mother, Tracey, from Brickhill, Bedford, found the note – which ends ‘Remember… two of these, or you die’ – in Mekeeda’s school bag but has vowed to try to meet her daughter’s demands rather than punish her.
‘When I first found the letter, I thought it was funny. Now I think I’d better get her what she wants. The last thing I want is for her to kill Santa,’ said Mrs Austin, 40.
And the demanding Mekeeda added: ‘I don’t really believe in Santa any more but I was angry because I thought I wasn’t going to get all the presents I wanted this year.
‘I want all of these things and I don’t see why I shouldn’t get them.’
Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/884797-...#ixzz1gbgtpZO0
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
It's like deja vu all over again.
You'll be pleased/indifferent to learn that there are coaches on Boxing Day after all so we shall go to the (foot)ball!
If the Victoria Line is working I'll try to get to the Pins or Rocket.
If not then...oh I don't know. I'll probably just sulk my way home by bus.
Toobs were all working last year....I'm sure, with there being footy and sales, that the main bulk of it will be up and running.
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
Did you not look at the link I posted above?
Hopefully they'll sort something out.
Talking of militant union reps*, whither Handy?
* - Mr Handy is one.
Fuxake.
45 Grand a year too!!
Cunts.
Haven't spoken with Jeremy Beadle for a....oh! Sorry, whithered hand....etc...lol
Nah, she had a minor op on her ankle I think. On crutches and off work I think.
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.