This Weekend's Fixtures & West Ham v Newcastle (12/13/14 September).

[Niall_Quinn]

Get

the

fuck

in!

Naismith hat-trick. And a good one too.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mourinho cleverly distracting from the Crystal Palace result by losing this one.

[Niall_Quinn]

What will Maureen do to distract from this one? I hope the cancer wards are locked down and have extra security.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Azpilicueta booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Watford: Gomes, Nyom, Prodl, Cathcart, Anya, Capoue, Behrami, Abdi, Ighalo, Jurado, Deeney.
Subs: Ibarbo, Berghuis, Watson, Holebas, Diamanti, Dyer, Arlauskis.

Swansea: Fabianski, Naughton, Fernandez, Williams, Taylor, Shelvey, Cork, Ayew, Sigurdsson, Routledge, Gomis.
Subs : Ki, Emnes, Nordfeldt, Eder, Montero, Rangel, Bartley.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Four added minutes.

[I am invisible]

A P45 for the special one, surely?

[Niall_Quinn]

What's the criteria that needs to be filled for Willian to get a booking? How many people have to die?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa booked, only his first of the season.

[Niall_Quinn]

Costa booked.

His first of the season

And it should have been a red too.