Definitely one of the highlights of last season
Definitely one of the highlights of last season
Joe Hart.
Fucking hell.
According to the beeb Hart "will compete with Paulo Gazzaniga to be Hugo Lloris' deputy at the north London club."
Gazza must be really shit then
K*nt in quarantine
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53860015
Matt Doherty's decided he never wants to win anything and joined spuds - "They have the best stadium in the world"
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53964105
https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/com...h_retractable/
It's the stupidest stadium in the world. They didn't even build a lid.
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So, the beeb have poated 'a day in the life of a player at spuds'
Needless to say i haven't watched it but you can imagine:
- endure the laughter from passers-by as you go to work in a giant toilet bowl
- save time getting to the changing room, cos there isn't a trophy room to have to walk past
- having to see K**t, Walli and Wanks in their jockstraps
- listening to maureen moaning on about staying in your own half of the pitch on pain of death
- coaching on diving, fouling etc, feat. masterclass from Sonofabitch on how to break someone's leg and cry really convincingly afterwards
- lose the match
- go home and watch the spuds dvd from when you once won away at Palace
The documentary is on Amazon now.
Do I watch iti?