Jerome keeps blagging a living in the Prem. Has no-one cottoned on yet?
Butland for England.
Joselu.
How can you be so crap?
Johnson.
Longer hair hasn't improved his ability. Over to Suffolk the ball goes.
Either Butland is massive or that interview room is Alice in Wonderland-sized.
Utd game now. Gun in mouth time.
Tennessee will need lessons from Bale on Ronaldo impersonations.
LVG.
Shut up.
Popped their cherries? There is nothing to what MotD won't stoop to.