Cricket Thread

[Dennis Bendtner]

My days. That's fantastic. I remember him pulling off a stupidly good save whilst mic'd up once.

In fact, here:



Quite enjoying having the IPL on in the background sometimes. Need to reduce the length though.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Danny Morrison genuinely shot his load earlier, over some pretty special AB De Villiers batting. Right here, this evening, in Bangalore.

[Syn]

I saw that. Amazing from De Villiers? Right here? In Bengaluru.

Special player? Is AB.

[Syn]

Only Danny Morrison commentary I could find: "They are rejoicing and loving it, on a Friday night "



Why aren't there more?

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Watching BPL atm with Delhi bowling; Varun Aaron and Yadav at either end. Get them into the test side. Now. Trundlers at 135 kph can't do shit. Though troubling cowards like Gambhir isn't really a sign of a quality. They all start bricking it. Fucking hate Indians. No mental strength at all.

In other news, WI are struggling against Sussex but helped by the rain. In truth, a fairer contest would be for Sussex to play a Test Series against WI - I very much doubt the Windies could even draw.

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Steve Smith again pulls off an amazing catch - for some reason it's not given. He caught it on the boundary, was stumbling over, lobbed it in the air, jumped on the boundary line to palm it forward, and then jumped forward to catch it. Don't understand the problem but wasn't given. Hopefully it's on youtube soon - it was fantastic.

Steve Smith is just ridiculous. Fucking Arshavin look-a-like.

[Syn]

It looks better at full speed.

It was the catch equivalent of lezbo's goal against Fulham.

[Dennis Bendtner]

He is great. Remember Mathews doing something similar, but it wasn't given as six:



Something they ought to clarify with umps, but six is prolly the right call.

[Syn]

Good BPL match on, right here, on ITV4, on a sunny Saturday afternoon.

Loving it, are the freshie residents of north London.

Win the toss? Dhoni's having a field.

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Sehwag

Such a fat fucking fuckwit.

I'd love to bowl at him. Fucking bouncer through the grill. Least he deserves for being such scum.