This Weekend's Fixtures (02/03 May).

[Niall_Quinn]

He's "classy" - apparently.

[Niall_Quinn]

Even Fergie's last title win isn't discredited. On the contrary, he gets applauded for winning it with the shit at his disposal. Doesn't matter what the media and deluded chavs say though - this lot will always be remembered as the Russian plaything that bought a few titles.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Terry offering condolences to the Ferdinand family. Better than racist abuse this time I guess.

I can only imagine the bereavement card he sent

Dear Black C**t

I'm sorry your wife died before i got to shag her

Something about bald sickly women that makes me horny

JT

[Munchies]

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yes, Chelsea are dirt poor broke now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea spent less money than Man City in the last two years. Not sure what planet Carragher is on.

[Master Splinter]

Well done to Chelsea for earning their first title in five years and being respectful to financial fair play.

Or, perhaps: After five more years of continued financial doping, Chelsea finally barge, scythe, elbow, punch, cheat, dive, scratch, hoof and cook their slimy books to finally get another hollow, worthless trinket to stuff into Abramovic's lair.

The second one might get me blacklisted from all UK media outlets though.

[Niall_Quinn]

Are they really going to go with such a ridiculous narrative? The chavs have spent less than their rivals? Fucking seriously?

They spent less because they got shedloads in from flogging the shit they blew ridiculous amounts on in previous seasons. Like that twat Luiz. A deeply suspicious transfer to name but one.

People who have a voice almost always feel compelled to portray a fantasy rather than reality.

[Master Splinter]

Phil McNumpty
BBC Sport chief football writer:

"The notion that Chelsea are boring smacks of jealousy from their rivals who have struggled to win a title. Not much sign of boredom from Chelsea's fans at the moment."

WTF does that even mean?

Never mind chief, this imbecile is not even a writer.

Why are they all so painfully stupid?

Why do we do this to ourselves?

[Niall_Quinn]

Maureen the humble saint.

Magnanimous in victory. And that bulging rug over there is where all the shit this magnanimous, humble saint came out with on the road to delivery of his latest title order has been swept under. Now get your cock out Jose while the British media assumes the position.