Super Super Quality Transfer Speculation & Shit

[Cripps_orig]

Julien Laurens ‏@LaurensJulien
Very busy yesterday working on M'vila story. Deal 99% done. 22 million euros, 4 years. Great signing for Arsenal and player is delighted

French reporter

Thats great.

He'd go well with Llorente the other signing you revealed from twitter

[Cripps_orig]

It's not even just that. The bridges have been burnt. The fans hate him and he hates the fans. But we don't want or need him back anyway. He's a pussy. When the chips are down he's goes AWOL and doesn't go looking for the ball or try to make something happen.

Seemed fine for City and hes better than anyone we have

Would take him back asap

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Julien Laurens ‏@LaurensJulien
Very busy yesterday working on M'vila story. Deal 99% done. 22 million euros, 4 years. Great signing for Arsenal and player is delighted

French reporter

Didn't he also say it was 99% done about a month ago?

[Niall_Quinn]

Didn't he also say it was 99% done about a month ago?

The other 1% is merely the formality of signing for another team.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

The other 1% is merely the formality of signing for another team.

Lol

[Japan Shaking All Over]

OK so we've/I'vee lost out on one Jap. . .how about another, Honda?

We've had our name linked with him in the past and I think he possesses the necessary qualities to do well for us although he isnt exactly on the main shopping street that us average fans look akong: Russian League so I dont know how hes getting along, tbf Japanese TV does show Moscow games but they are a bit of a trial to sit through and Honda doesnt always seem on the field when I switch on. . .

Transfer goss is a bit dead and probably will be till after the Euros so any views?

By the way. . .the car reference puns have been done a number of pages back

[Cripps_orig]

We've done our summer signings.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

We've done our summer signings.

In that case. . .

Lets shut this thread down. . .

As there is nothing left to hope for. . .

[Unai Tea]

Or if not closing it outright, putting a sign up above the entrance way like in Dante's Inferno - 'Abandon all hope ye who enter here'

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Julien Laurens ‏@LaurensJulien
Very busy yesterday working on M'vila story. Deal 99% done. 22 million euros, 4 years. Great signing for Arsenal and player is delighted

French reporter

He hasn't had a tweet since May 21st. I was right, that's exactly what he posted on 8th May, mainly because it's the same one!

I know we let Twitter rubbish in this thread but at least give some thought to it before pasting it on here.