Champions League 2014/15

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Benfica 1-0 Monaco, Gaitan.

Malmo 0-2 Atleti, Raul Garcia.

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Pathetic dive from Ronaldo.

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Dortmund 4-1 Galatasaray, Immobile.

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Who'd have thought yours would be the most embarrassing performance tonight.

Who'd have thought Kolo would be one of our best players. I'll need some time to process that one.

And even more weirdly, Ronaldo was one of the worst on the pitch.

Ronaldo

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Man City: Hart, Clichy, Demichelis, Kompany, Zabaleta, Jesus Navas, Yaya, Fernando, Milner, Aguero, Jovetic.

CSKA Moscow: Akinfeev, Mario Fernandes, Ignashevich, Berezutski, Schennikov, Wernbloom, Dzagoev, Eremenko, Natcho, Musa, Doumbia.

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Messi needs three for the outright Champions League record.

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Champions League music.

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Man City 0-1 CSKA, DOUMBIA!!!!

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It'll be a great achievement when they finally win the CL after spending £17 trillion.

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1-1 Yaya freekick.