This Weekend's Fixtures & Two Others. (05/06/07/08 May)

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Come on Citeh.

I know dude i Know.

Come on Nasri you **** do something useful for a change.

[Rors]

Shearer, Malcom McDonald and then Ed Chamberlain chimes in with - Andy Carroll.

I want to buy that quote.

[Rors]

COME ON EMILE!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I want to buy that quote.

Something magical about the No.9 shirt at Newcastle.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

NQ on co-commentary again today.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Former Hull manager Phil Brown is at Newcastle v Manchester City for BBC Radio 5 live: "The world is watching this game. It'll be on in hundreds of countries and the interest is phenomenal. The soap operas and the sideshows this season have been fascinating, and there are so many big-name players out there. I can't wait."

What a weirdo.

[GP]

NQ on co-commentary again today.

Great determination

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cabaye gives Barry a kick in the face.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I think the world would have changed channel based on the first eight minutes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1339: Sergio Aguero has taken a kick in the face from Yohan Cabaye. Nothing malicious. The Argentine takes a minte before getting on with the game with minimal fuss.

Dawkes.