Them or their anacondas?
Animalist
Last edited by KSE Comedy Club; 06-02-2018 at 09:18 AM.
Ahhh, gotcha!
I was the real Jesus.
Trouble is, most people thought I was a cult leader or a cunt. For years I've been stopped by strangers, begging me to make people walk or heal the sick - fucking liberty! One day I had just finished my shopping in Tesco and walked out of the store and some pillock followed me all the way to my car, shouting at me, asking me to turn his 8 pack of Evian into wine so he could get pissed on the cheap!
Do they think I'm a fucking miracle worker or something !?!
I couldn't put up with it anymore, so I gave up the sandals and white dress (looked twatish anyway)
I'm much happier nowadays
Last edited by KSE Comedy Club; 06-02-2018 at 12:48 PM.