This Bank Holiday Weekend's Fixtures & Midweek Fixtures (03-07 May).

[AFC Leveller]

That really is an early goal.

Stevie Me took a shot in training, it hit the bar and bounced at Carrington training ground where it came off Kompany and went in.

[AFC Leveller]

So hang on, you take the side that won 2 European trophies in a row and with unlimited resources, finish 3rd & win nothing? #SpecialFailure

[Munchies]

So hang on, you take the side that won 2 European trophies in a row and with unlimited resources, finish 3rd & win nothing? #SpecialFailure

And he spent £100m on top of that

Van Ginkel £10m
Zouma £12m
Schurrle £20m
Matic £21m
Willian £30m
Salah £12m

[Munchies]

Chelsea goals last season 148
This season 98

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

And he spent £100m on top of that

Van Ginkel £10m
Zouma £12m
Schurrle £20m
Matic £21m
Willian £30m
Salah £12m

Don't forget some complete randomer, Christian Atsu, for £4m.

A winger, immediately loaned out to Vitesse.

He just has nothing to work with.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sky's programme for Monday Night Pace and Power is on now.

[Munchies]

Liverpool team to face Crystal Palace: Mignolet, Johnson, Flanagan, Skrtel, Sakho, Gerrard, Allen, Lucas, Sterling, Sturridge, Suarez

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Crystal Palace: Speroni, Mariappa, Dann, Delaney, Ward, Dikgacoi, Jedinak, Ledley, Bolasie, Puncheon, Chamakh.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

So hang on, you take the side that won 2 European trophies in a row and with unlimited resources, finish 3rd & win nothing? #SpecialFailure

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Too right Carragher.

This does not fucking slip!