Oh dear god.
What does it matter whether he's able to caress the ball into the back of the net or if he's better at pummelling it in there? I thought goals were what we wanted, which he's clearly capable of delivering.
I'm sure you've witnessed time after time after time Drogba raping us. Oh wait, just remembered you hardly ever watch our games - and that's by your own admission. Anyway, bear in mind that Drogba didn't use much finesse when he used to tear us and other teams a new one back then.
Stop positing silly stuff in your attempts to discredit the player.