We should also put in stupid money bids with huge wage offers for Suarez and Aguero. Say £60mill plus £300K per week. At the very least see if we can trigger a contract re-negotiation and unsettle the player. Make them spend big, fuck with them, piss around and waste their time, use every dirty trick in the book. Worst that could happen is the player would agree and we'd have to pay. But so what. In a couple of years £300K will be standard for top tier strikers, and even for wildly overrated players like Cavani. Everyone plays filthy with us and we should be giving it back big time. Press leaks, fake third party out of window tapping up that can't be traced back, nasty rumours put amongst the fans, the whole bag.