Random Arsenal Shit (When it's not worth starting a thread)

[Özim]

A career in comedy awaits.

Think Wenger is in the queue for a comedy career ahead of me at the moment, he got in there before me after his wasted trip to the bottle bank.

[Özim]

What IS there to talk about any more?

Not a lot I grant you that, we've been talking about the same things for the last 6 years at least, that's the trouble with things never changing really, we've got nothing new to say.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Aye. Same things that used to make me angry, now just make me laugh

The AGM for example was comedy gold. It was the club being a pastiche of itself

[Niall_Quinn]

Wenger OUT!

[Gooner23]

Just reading more about Santi's injury. Sounds absolutely horrible.

Desperately hope he can make a come back this season, what a reception he'd get as well.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Just reading more about Santi's injury. Sounds absolutely horrible.

Desperately hope he can make a come back this season, what a reception he'd get as well.

Almost put me off my lunch

[Niall_Quinn]

Just reading more about Santi's injury. Sounds absolutely horrible.

Desperately hope he can make a come back this season, what a reception he'd get as well.

Lost 8 cm off his tendon? He's done, poor bastard. He won't be playing football again. How the hell did this all happen? Sounds more like medical malpractice than a football injury.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Lost 8 cm off his tendon? He's done, poor bastard. He won't be playing football again. How the hell did this all happen? Sounds more like medical malpractice than a football injury.

Involving horse placenta?

[Niall_Quinn]

Involving horse placenta?

Yes, horse penis.

[Letters]

Yes, horse penis.

I thought that pet name was reserved for our PMs