Dennis Ritchie dies aged 70

[Marc Overmars]

I tend to get the feeling that just as many people comment to show they care and are nice as genuinely give a monkeys.

I remember when Diana died i was nearly throwing up at the outpouring of sympathy/empathy/blood curdling bollocks about her and how great she was. I bet at least 50% of folk didn't give a fuck.

I obviously couldn't comment as i was in Paris at the time recovering from the injuries i sustained in a car crash

[Marc Overmars]

My mum lol'd when they said on the BBC that the horses had been trained to have flowers thrown at them.

I did go up to London to see all the flowers tbf but I'm still annoyed that they stiffed us out of a public holiday by making the funeral on a Saturday

Come on you royalist, you cried yourself to sleep for at least a month after Flavs killed her.

[Flavs]

Flavs killed her.

You cant prove that (believe me people have tried)

[Master Splinter]

If Rolf Harris dies, I'll kill Flavs.

To even contemplate it has depressed me.

[Master Splinter]

Also, you should leave Diana alone.

She is our third greatest Briton and touched some African kids.

[Syn]

Also, you should leave Diana alone.

She is our third greatest Briton and touched some African kids.

[dazthegooner]

If Rolf Harris dies, I'll kill Flavs.

To even contemplate it has depressed me.

But then so did Pitt and Jolie plus Madonna

[Niall_Quinn]

I only worry about scum bags who haven't died yet. When Kissinger dies I'll have a party. When Blair dies I'll take time out to go and shit on his grave.

As for people who "did stuff", good for them, sad for the families they've died, personally I couldn't give a shit. I care about my own and everyone else can fuck off and... well, die.

[Xhaka Can’t]

When Michael A. Jackson dies, that will be a sad day.

[Marc Overmars]

I only worry about scum bags who haven't died yet. When Kissinger dies I'll have a party. When Blair dies I'll take time out to go and shit on his grave.

As for people who "did stuff", good for them, sad for the families they've died, personally I couldn't give a shit. I care about my own and everyone else can fuck off and... well, die.

What about Chamakh?