This Weekend's Fixtures & Midweek Fixtures (28/29/30 Apr/ 01/02 May).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Still no Ryo. Coyle, you are a moron.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Oh this is an unmitigated disaster.

We might actually have to do some work now.

and rightly so. Win against nowrich and hope for the best on sunday. City could get a point at barcodes but can't see Villa doing us a favour.

[Niall_Quinn]

Still all bolton as they try to rescue a match that has been cruelly ripped away from them by outrageous fortune. Possession now 80% in their favour but still every little bobble and bounce goes against them.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Cisse has just scored goal of the season.

Outside of the boot, curls round Cech into the inside of the far post.

Screamer.

The Bridge is emptying fast :lol:

[Syn]

Win against nowrich and hope for the best on sunday.

I've got a better idea:

Win against the mighty Norwich and the mighty WBA so we don't have to give a fuck about how the others get on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea. :haha:

Cisse. :bow:

[Özim]

Yep, we could be as low as 3rd after tonight.
Yeah one point ahead of 4th and 5th.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oh now Ryo comes on. Well done Coyle.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ryo on with 9 mins to get 4 goals. Nice one Coyle.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

I've got a better idea:

Win against the mighty Norwich and the mighty WBA so we don't have to give a fuck about how the others get on.

Yep its in our hands and its how we respond.

[Kano]

jesus, just piss off newcastle ffs!

[selassie]

IMHO We basically need to finish 3rd which means winning both our remaining games. The Chavs domestic season is over and we're now in a REAL battle with the Spuds & Geordies for 3rd.

Got a feeling the Chavs will win CL.

I'm not sure how it's come to this but we absolutely have to deliver now.

[Niall_Quinn]

Yeah one point ahead of 4th and 5th.

Meaning we have more points than them.

[Özim]

Yep its in our hands and its how we respond.
Yup very true, just like the Carling Cup final!

Let's hope for a different result this time round.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

2-0 FT.

:lol:

Just hope we don't face the backlash...

[Özim]

Meaning we have more points than them.
Yeah but we now need to win both of our games realistically but with this team you never know.

[Niall_Quinn]

I've got a better idea:

Win against the mighty Norwich and the mighty WBA so we don't have to give a fuck about how the others get on.

Which is precisely what's going to happen. Because there's no chance of us risking a 5th place with CL money at stake and it looks like this may go to the last week now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Yeah but we now need to win both of our games realistically but with this team you never know.

It's ideal. I'd be more worried if we were 5 points ahead with 2 games to go. In fact I'd be bricking it.

[Kano]

IMHO We basically need to finish 3rd which means winning both our remaining games. The Chavs domestic season is over and we're now in a REAL battle with the Spuds & Geordies for 3rd.

Got a feeling the Chavs will win CL.

I'm not sure how it's come to this but we absolutely have to deliver now.
we wouldn't have kept winning and our general inconsistency (along with the teams around us) was always going to make it a tight one. we shouldn't even be there really but spurs fucked up - lets hope our lot make the most of what they have now. i'm sure of the next game - wba away could either be flat as hell with woy leaving or bang up for it as a farewell.

[Özim]

Which is precisely what's going to happen. Because there's no chance of us risking a 5th place with CL money at stake and it looks like this may go to the last week now.
Never underestimate our chances of f*cking up, we've seen it many many times before, when the going gets tough, the tough go missing!

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Yup very true, just like the Carling Cup final!

Let's hope for a different result this time round.

silly to compare the 2 ones a cup final and the other is not.

This should be motivation to the lads if not then nothing will be.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

we wouldn't have kept winning and our general inconsistency (along with the teams around us) was always going to make it a tight one. we shouldn't even be there really but spurs fucked up - lets hope our lot make the most of what they have now. i'm sure of the next game - wba away could either be flat as hell with woy leaving or bang up for it as a farewell.

Pretty much.

[Niall_Quinn]

We never consolidate a lead, we never finish lower than 4th either. So everything is going as expected really.

[Özim]

silly to compare the 2 ones a cup final and the other is not.
True we always seem to pickup the 4th place cup.

[Niall_Quinn]

Cheating spud scum rolling around trying to waste time. Just saw the replay, it was the dirty spud who fouled Davies.

[Kano]

silly to compare the 2 ones a cup final and the other is not.
in a sense it is - and worth a lot more cash too.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Three added minutes for three Ryo goals.

[selassie]

we wouldn't have kept winning and our general inconsistency (along with the teams around us) was always going to make it a tight one. we shouldn't even be there really but spurs fucked up - lets hope our lot make the most of what they have now. i'm sure of the next game - wba away could either be flat as hell with woy leaving or bang up for it as a farewell.

Yep, just a shame Arteta & Theo are out.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysuQdnA2X_Y

:bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

3 more minutes for the spuds to hang on and snatch the points in the most unlikely smash and grab of the year. Travesty of a result but football is a funny old game.

[Özim]

On the plus side the Geordies will be up for the game against Man City, should be an excellent match now.

[Kano]

wow!

what

a

goal

[Niall_Quinn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysuQdnA2X_Y

:bow:

Hardly goal of the season though. Slash and hope for the best.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bolton 1-4 Spuds, FT.

Bolton stay in the relegation zone.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Hardly goal of the season though. Slash and hope for the best.
I was relying on Steve Claridge for my information at the time. :lol:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Tonight is an unmitigated disaster.

[Özim]

Cisse has been an excellent signing it has to be said, scored a lot in Germany bought for 9 million and he's been banging the goals for Newcastle

[Niall_Quinn]

Monkeyboy, whore and all the other munsters steal the 3 points.

[Özim]

Tonight is an unmitigated disaster.
Not if you're Man Utd, Newcastle or Spurs.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cisse has been an excellent signing it has to be said, scored a lot in Germany bought for 9 million and he's been banging the goals for Newcastle

Yeah but nobody else was after him so there's no way he can be any good.

[Niall_Quinn]

I was relying on Steve Claridge for my information at the time. :lol:

And you admit to that?

[GP]

Tonight is an unmitigated disaster.

Not really. Hasn't changed anything.

[GP]

Yeah but nobody else was after him so there's no way he can be any good.

:haha:

[Özim]

Yeah but nobody else was after him so there's no way he can be any good.
True but unlike the usual sh*te who nobody is after he seems to be able to put the ball in the back of the net. The Geordies must have a manager with an eye for a goalscorer.

[Dennis Bendtner]

That goal looks absolutely ridiculous. Banana missile.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He scuffed it.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

And you admit to that?
It's not my fault the BBC's Sport budget is £2.48.

[Özim]

He scuffed it.
Your face is scuffed.

He never looked like scoring!

[Xhaka Can’t]

Not really. Hasn't changed anything.

It shouldn't - we should even with the players we have out, win our last two. If we don't, fuck it we don't deserve it.

[Niall_Quinn]

It's not my fault the BBC's Sport budget is £2.48.

Well it is a bit, because 98% of Liverpool is on welfare and sicky leave so we don't have any left for the BBC.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Villa. :bow:

:unsure:

[Niall_Quinn]

It shouldn't - we should even with the players we have out, win our last two. If we don't, fuck it we don't deserve it.

We have just about the easiest run-in you could hope for. Guaranteed 6 points even if we take it lightly.

[Özim]

Come on Villa. :bow:

:unsure:
Villa are sh*t, they lost a decent manager and brought in a plank (albeit one that outsmarted Wenger in the CC final).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa are sh*t, they lost a decent manager and brought in a plank (albeit one that outsmarted Wenger in the CC final).

Yeah but they're draw specialists.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

True but unlike the usual sh*te who nobody is after he seems to be able to put the ball in the back of the net. The Geordies must have a manager with an eye for a goalscorer.

Newcastle always have special no 9's lol its in their blood lol or something in the water lol.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Villa are sh*t, they lost a decent manager and brought in a plank (albeit one that outsmarted Wenger in the CC final).

Yes they are shit but still not safe so they wll need a point to stay safe.

Lets hop Mcleish Goes defensive for 90 mins and it would nto suprise me the way this league is going if Villa get a point or more.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

If we find ourselves behind Tottenham going in to the last day, there is always this guy...

http://i45.tinypic.com/ok02nb.jpg

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

So Ba has had his 6 month run.

Cisse's is coming to the end.

Who will they buy next? :popcorn:

[Master Splinter]

Cisse :bow: :bow:.

What does a Must Get evolve into?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Not sure Ngibbles but Alan Carr's dad is the special one tbf.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Cisse :bow: :bow:.

What does a Must Get evolve into?
Charizard.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Not sure Ngibbles but Alan Carr's dad is the special one tbf.
We need a sweepstake for when Mike Ashley inevitably screws up.

Ground share with Sunderland would probably do it.

[Marc Overmars]

The 2 worst possible results FFS. :doh:

If we don't beat Norwich we're in big trouble.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ther 2 worst possible results FFS. :doh:

If we don't beat Norwich we're in big trouble.

I think Chelsea winning would've been worse for us. I don't think the Barcodes will beat Citeh and Everton.

[Syn]

Cisse :bow: :bow:.

What does a Must Get evolve into?

He is a player we like.

He is one of many players we look at.

If an opportunity arises, we will consider it.

[Xhaka Can’t]

We have just about the easiest run-in you could hope for. Guaranteed 6 points even if we take it lightly.

You say that, but I'm about to get beaten by Fakeyank.

I should manage Arsenal.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Cisse :bow: :bow:.What does a Must Get evolve into?


We'll see if the Beast Kompany can Contain him lol.

[Marc Overmars]

I think Chelsea winning would've been worse for us. I don't think the Barcodes will beat Citeh and Everton.

True, but my main fear is now finishing 4th and having to bank on a Bayern win. It's in our hands of course but this is too close for comfort now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

True, but my main fear is now finishing 4th and having to bank on a Bayern win. It's in our hands of course but this is too close for comfort now.

Unfortunately we can't vote Chelsea out of the Champions League. If football wasn't so bloody stupid (read unpredictable) we wouldn't have to worry about this scenario.

Also, http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/60001000/jpg/_60001496_60001495.jpg

Ouch.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysuQdnA2X_Y

:bow:
At 28 seconds. :blink: :lol:

[Syn]

At 28 seconds. :blink: :lol:

Fight club esque.

:bow:

[Marc Overmars]

What a goal from Cisse btw. :blink:

A hit and hope of course, 9 times out of 10 that's a nothing attempt, but a stunning effort none the less.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

True, but my main fear is now finishing 4th and having to bank on a Bayern win. It's in our hands of course but this is too close for comfort now.

In reality all 4 teams have that same fear now. Chavs don't know if they will be in the CL neither do the others.

Like you say its in our hands and hopefully this time we have learned how to keep a lead.

[Marc Overmars]

In reality all 4 teams have that same fear now. Chavs don't know if they will be in the CL neither do the others.

Like you say its in our hands and hopefully this time we have learned how to keep a lead.

Yeah, it's just about momentum really. Newcastle have been ridiculous lately and Spurs have managed to claw back the lead we built over them. We're the ones out of form and the pressure is probably greatest on us, given how comfortable we were.

Anyway, it's all on the Norwich game. Just bloody win that and we can sit back and hope for dropped points on Sunday in peace.