Capital One Cup Thread 2013/14

[Munchies]

COME ON GET THE FUK IN KI!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Johnson can win it!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Jones :haha:


Fucking score this Johnson!

[Munchies]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Johnson has it saved. What a tit.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Fuck sake!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rafael now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rafael has it saved, Sunderland win 2-1!!!

Man Utd OUT! :haha: :haha:

[Munchies]

FUCK SAKE

[Heisenberg]

:haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:haha:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Best RB in the world misses!!!!! :haha:

[Munchies]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Özim]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Marc Overmars]

Oh my god. :haha:

That's fucking class.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

A 2-1 pelanty shoot-out. Embarrassing from both teams.

De Gea. :haha:

Jones. :haha:

Welbz. :haha:

So much pub.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

What a shit penalty shootout though. Aboustely no quality from both sides.

[Master Splinter]

:haha: :haha: :haha:

The worst pelanty shoot-out ever.

Don Vito :bow: :bow:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mannone. :bow:

[GP]

2-1 in a penalty shootout tells you all you need to know about the quality on display here.

Absolute shit.

[Özim]

Moyes :lol:

Totally embarrassing season for Man U :lol:

[Heisenberg]

If they don't finish 5th, they won't even qualify for the Europa League :haha:

Shame they seem to be actually about to land Mata :(

[GP]

Has he got his initials on his snood?? :lol:

[Heisenberg]

Agent Vito :bow:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

"She canee take the strain capt'n!"

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:lol:

[Master Splinter]

United :haha:.

Motes :haha:.

De Gea :haha:.

Welbz :haha:.

Corporal Jones :haha:.

Rafael :haha:.

RVC :haha:.

Fergie :haha:.

[Ollie the Optimist]

city scoring goals for fun, defensively shaky, in the COC final against a relegation threatened team with Barcalona in the their Champions league last 16 match.

looks like its our 2011 season. i hope what happened to us happens to them. #strawclutching

[Master Splinter]

Mata :haha:.

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BenD3LKIAAAJHs_.jpg

https://twitter.com/TimmyStevens9/status/426086992557129728

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://i39.tinypic.com/xqmbu9.jpg

Jones. :haha:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Any funny gifs of United players crying? :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

As funny as it is, United were utterly dire. A semi final at Old Trafford and they barely got out of their half for 45 minutes.

They were actually hanging on. Not against Madrid, or Bayern. But Sunderland.

Woeful.

[Munchies]

Any funny gifs of United players crying? :lol:

Not yet but there's always a new addition for Moyes :

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BenihDbCEAAwcsh.jpg

:haha:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

With RVC and Rooney out, apart from the 18 year old Januzaj they've got no quality at all.


Which is why they need to be prevented from getting Mata.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BenhmJgIQAASNH0.jpg

:haha:

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BenhmJgIQAASNH0.jpg

:haha:

:haha: Even the Everton fans take the piss out of him now

This is great though, Moyes is hilarious.

Moyes In :bow:

[Ollie the Optimist]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BenhmJgIQAASNH0.jpg

:haha:

Moyes took his team to finish above you for the last two years. how shit much liverpool be ;)

[Munchies]

Moyes took his team to finish above you for the last two years. how shit much liverpool be ;)

Burned.

:haha:

[Heisenberg]

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

Sunderland will give Citeh a much more competitive game. They are genuinely playing well at the moment and should easily avoid relegation. They just need someone clinical up front.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Moyes took his team to finish above you for the last two years. how shit much liverpool be ;)

Phenomenally.

I'm the first to admit it.

you bastard

[Özim]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BenhmJgIQAASNH0.jpg

:haha:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

notBigSam ‏@TheBig_Sam 3m

Just back from Zumba. 14 missed calls from The Glazers. What the fuck is this all about?


:lol::lol:

[Özim]

Moyes took his team to finish above you for the last two years. how shit much liverpool be ;)

Liverpool actually won sh*t in that decade at least.

[Munchies]

https://vine.co/v/MBJaz11mi7H

:haha:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

No one from United prepared to give an interview :lol::lol:


Moyes must be giving his version of the hairdryer. :lol:

[Ollie the Optimist]

Neville trying to claim united won the game as a positive :haha:

[Heisenberg]

Wonder if Januzaj is regretting signing that contract now

[GP]

Actually hilarious.

At no point under Wenger have we been as bad as Utd are now.

Utter filth.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Highlights on BBC1 in 15 minutes. :popcorn:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Wonder if Januzaj is regretting signing that contract now


Cheeky bid in the summer for him? We could loan him back to United so that he can help take points of our title rivals.

[Ollie the Optimist]

Cheeky bid in the summer for him? We could loan him back to United so that he can help take points of our title rivals.

only if we hire mourinho as manager. he's allowed to strengthen united by giving them good players, no other manager is and if they do, they deserve the sack

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Claridge and Leroy Rosenior in the studio.

It starts at OT. :popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://i.imgur.com/yn19chL.jpg

Welbeck. :haha: Hiliarious game.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Didn't know that RVC was in the crowd!! :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mowbray is an idiot.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

I know. Completely glossed over Fletcher taken out despite being last man. :rolleyes:


"Of course Sunderland would appeal for that" - Yes because it was a red card you moran!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Trying to argue it was 50/50. Odd.

DE GEA. :haha: :haha: :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

World at his feet. :rolleyes:

Welbz and Jones. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Moyes reciting from the Paul Lambert handbook.

[AFC Leveller]

LOL at the comments on here!

Moyes is doing a great job of entertaining us.

RVC you fucking judas K-nt!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Wonder if Januzaj is regretting signing that contract now

We love you Adnan we do.
Oh Adnan we love you.
Oh yes. Yes we do.
Why do you want to miss penalties for them?
Why do you want to play for Moyes again?
Be our number 10.
Play for Arsene
Play for Arsenal.
You will have ups and downs.
But Adnan we are not clowns.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:haha:

[Syn]

Just seen the penalty shoutout.

Phil Jones :haha:

[Letters]

We love you Adnan we do.
Oh Adnan we love you.
Oh yes. Yes we do.
Why do you want to miss penalties for them?
Why do you want to play for Moyes again?
Be our number 10.
Play for Arsene
Play for Arsenal.
You will have ups and downs.
But Adnan we are not clowns.

:haha:

Ollie :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

COC final at 2pm.

Come on Sunderland, time to save football. :pray:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Gary Cotterill trying to deal with the Sunderland fans :haha:

[Munchies]

Manchester City: Pantilimon, Zabaleta, Kompany (C), Demichelis, Kolarov, Nasri, Toure, Fernandinho, Silva, Aguero, Dzeko.

Sunderland: Mannone, Bardsley, Alonso, O’Shea (c), Brown, Cattermole, Colback, Ki, Larsson, Johnson, Borini.
Subs: Ustari, Gardner, Fletcher, Celustka, Giaccherini, Vergini, Scocco.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Negredo. :lol:

[Munchies]

Funny if Aguero tweaks his hammy again :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

McManuel Pellegrini apparently. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Didn't he Niall? Didn't he Kevin?

Fuck off Redknapp. Don't say anything if you have no conviction in it.

[Niall_Quinn]

Didn't he Niall? Didn't he Kevin?

Fuck off Redknapp. Don't say anything if you have no conviction in it.

In fact don't say anything even if you have conviction in it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

You're right. Also, you're there in the studio, save football punditry.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bit of a drag the gypos having to actually play this. Surely there's some amount both clubs could agree on?

[Niall_Quinn]

You're right. Also, you're there in the studio, save football punditry.

Yes, I'm pretty sure I'm in the studio there even though I'm typing here. Or was it the Hull game?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

You don't have a huge amount of work to get through there really. Yes Man City are out of form a little bit, Sunderland can't play like they did against Arsenal. Job done.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Is that woman aiming to glide in to the cup? :unsure:

[Niall_Quinn]

Did you like my insider insight when I exclusively revealed this is a big day for Sunderland?

[Niall_Quinn]

DAMN! Somebody just blew me out of the water by saying Sunderland need to play today :-(

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Of course, I thought they were taking it for granted but I stand corrected.

[Munchies]

Demechelis :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Magnificent strike back - it's even steven right now! May not be at the end but right now, deffo even steven.

Now somebody pay me!

[Niall_Quinn]

http://youtu.be/yqrAPOZxgzU

[McNamara That Ghost...]

God Save The Queen. :lol:

Poor Man's Champions League music. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Negredo, the best striker in the history of the world, only cost a fiver, Wenger :doh: seems to be on the bench.

[Munchies]

Mannone's birthday :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Straight in to mentioning Arsenal from Tyler.

[Niall_Quinn]

Start the clock on the Toure foul count. 1,2,3...6, 11, 17... 55, 90, 327 - Yellow card! :faint:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

...is failure to communicate.

Oh right that's not what Tyler was going to say.

[Marc Overmars]

I do love the pomp and ceremony of cup final days.

Hopefully we shall be doing this in May.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Demichelis swings a boot at it, well blocked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

When did Cattermole turn in to Stevie Me?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Disallowed goal for Sunderland.

Man City have brought the Etihad officiating team with them.

[Munchies]

I do love the pomp and ceremony of cup final days.

Hopefully we shall be doing this in May.

Pretty much, the only time I like being near Wembley is on match days (when we play) :lol: .

But we've only played once at the new one ?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aguero shoots, Mannone saves.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City 0-1 Sunderland, BORINI!!!!

Kompany you mug. :haha:

[GP]

:haha:

[GP]

Man City 0-1 Sunderland, BORINI!!!!

Kompany you mug. :haha:

BDitW

[GP]

Great finish.

[Munchies]

Get the fuck in!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:haha:

[Özim]

Borini 1-0!!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool's on loan players doing the damage. :bow:

[GP]

Please hang on and save football :pray:

[Marc Overmars]

Come on Sunderland! :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I thought Bardsley was heading that in. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fernandinho losing it high up the pitch again.

[Munchies]

Impressed with Alonso

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Brown header, over.

[Munchies]

Liverpool: Sturridge, Suarez, Borini

Arsenal : Giroud, Bentdner, Sanogo

:rose:

[Munchies]

lol at the fans doing the 'Poznan' in the stands

[McNamara That Ghost...]

SoL and Wembley have the same pitch dimensions, Neville.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool: Sturridge, Suarez, Borini

Arsenal : Giroud, Bentdner, Sanogo

:rose:

Same amount of points tbf. And they don't have Borini at the moment.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kompany. :haha:

[Munchies]

Same amount of points tbf.

Not the same amount of goals scored though.

-
Kompany having a mare

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Not the same amount of goals scored though.

-
Kompany having a mare

Obviously. Sturridge and Suarez play at the same time so really it should be a comparison with Theo but he's dead sadly.

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh wait - the Sunderland goal has retrospectively been disallowed for offside! Stupid Barclays cheque clearing system...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Johnson. :lol:

Yaya isn't happy.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nasri tries to poke one but Mannone has an easy task with it being a weak shot.

Go away Aguero.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pantilimon. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Johnson plays it across goal, nothing comes of it.

Man City's defending. :haha:

Demichelis the root cause according to Neville, Kompany somehow getting away with criticism.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well cleared away Bardsley. Sunderland afraid to come out and close anybody down.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kompany. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Borini clears it away from goal! :bow:

[AFC Leveller]

Kompany you mug! The guy is dozy as fuck and makes mistakes whenever ive seen him.

The meeja and pundist seem to love him though.

[GP]

I wonder when the officials will help City out?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Get up Yaya.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Agreed Neville, confidence is a bad thing.

[GP]

Borini :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Borini, smack it!

Man City. :haha:

Officials went to sleep there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fight fight fight!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Talk of underdogs is left behind when Sunderland would be playing Man City in the league but now it's in a Cup suddenly they're just the little pubbers waiting to be stepped on.

[AFC Leveller]

Come on you stupid Officials, send a Mackem off and give City a couplf of offside goals.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Blatant handball from Zabaleta, no booking?

[GP]

Deliberate handball. No booking, of course.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City 0-1 Sunderland, HT. :lol:

Great summary from Neville: Poyet will be delighted, Pellegrini won't be.

[Munchies]

So far so good!

[Niall_Quinn]

So I suppose there's an inevitable question that must be asked. Is this city side the best to have ever played in this country. On evidence you are forced to conclude yes.

So anyway, if Sunderland win this (and there's 45 minutes of officiating to go yet) would it be safe to conclude they are the best team ever to play on these shores? I think you have to say yes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yup all Demichelis' fault, irrelevant of the fact Kompany was the same distance to Borini as he was.

[AFC Leveller]

Demichelis has silly hair and was made to look a right mug when he said "if my country loses by 4 goals, ill be shot" when Terry captained England against germany in 2010. a few days later, the Argies lost by 4 goals...to Germany! and gues who played at CB?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Kompany?

[Niall_Quinn]

Kompany is the best at what he does. At least that's what it says in my index of quick bullshit facts. Admittedly the index won't be updated until a thug with even more money buys up a PL club.

[Munchies]

lol. They are just shitting on Demichelis

They don't dare mention Kompany :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Demichelis nearly scored, credit would have gone to Kompany.

[JonasTC]

:pray:

[Niall_Quinn]

Lol, we got a bit of a free ride against this lot last week.

[Niall_Quinn]

Dzeko would be no improvement on Giroud. Hope we aren't really after him. Be a bit of a coup for city if we are.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good shot from David Silva, Mannone saves. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Vito :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a strike from Ki, Pantilimon tips it over!

[Niall_Quinn]

Ki knew he'd never beat kompany, so speculated from long range. Kompany :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya. :haha:

Demichelis clears his mess up.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Freekick to Citeh, Yaya range. :sick:

[Niall_Quinn]

Clattermole, lol.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well that was a horrific freekick routine.

Agent Nasri. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Crap FK, lol.

[Munchies]

what a pile of shit :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City 1-1 Sunderland, what a goal from Yaya.

[GP]

:rolleyes:

[Niall_Quinn]

Pure fluke hit and hope from Toure. Lucky bastard.

[Munchies]

Holy shit

[Niall_Quinn]

Was it even a shot?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City 2-1 Sunderland, Nasri. :sick:

[GP]

Useless twats

[Munchies]

NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Niall_Quinn]

Lesbo cunt finishes off one of those typical footie turnarounds.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I want to vomit uncontrollably.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aguero hauled off, Jesus Navas on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Plastic gypo fans are suddenly awake.

[Niall_Quinn]

I want to vomit uncontrollably.

So typical that the one time you want somebody to get shot in the face there's no psycho around.

[Munchies]

http://replygif.net/i/257.gif

[McNamara That Ghost...]

No booking for Kolarov?

[Niall_Quinn]

Kolarov you diving cheat.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Larsson off, Fletcher on.

Johnson hauled off, Gardner on.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Adam Johnson anonymous again.

Who knew.

[Niall_Quinn]

Dzeko you diving cheat.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lesbo proves a fluke is a fluke.

[Niall_Quinn]

It's Toure worship. He's been shit all match and been made a total bitch. One swing of a boot and a fluke outcome and he's best in the world. Stupid old commentators.

[Niall_Quinn]

How hateful is Nasri, on a scale from 11 to n?

[Munchies]

No Altidore :angry:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Neville is a good pundit but a woeful co-commentator.

What are Sunderland supposed to do, sit back and accept the 2-1 defeat?

[Niall_Quinn]

Neville tries to convince himself and I assume us too it wasn't a deliberate handball.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Praise for Demichelis. :faint:

[Niall_Quinn]

Pants isn't much better than hart.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Neville is a good pundit but a woeful co-commentator.

What are Sunderland supposed to do, sit back and accept the 2-1 defeat?

You've got to think if Sunderland are going to win this, they're going to have to score at some point.

[Munchies]

Yaya Toure has had a monumental influence on all 3 of the matches he SHOULD have missed through suspension. Season defining.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

You've got to think if Sunderland are going to win this, they're going to have to score at some point.

Sherwood. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Send him off! David Silva the thug.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fletcher shoots, Pants saves.

[Niall_Quinn]

You've got to think if Sunderland are going to win this, they're going to have to score at some point.

These guys are too good for me. Moronic doping.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gardner you idiot. Just check the line!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's the FA Cup next weekend for Man City, Neville.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cattermole off, Giaccherini on.

David Silva off, Javi Garcia on.

[Niall_Quinn]

3233 mins stoppage time. Lol, 4th official forgot to change it to -5 mins after gypos scored.

[Niall_Quinn]

Amazingly Toure can't repeat the "magic"

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Hmm.

Villa Norwich or the Madrid derby.

Toughie.

[Niall_Quinn]

Terrible attempt by kompany. But brilliant too.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bardsley :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I think football is going to die again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dzeko off, Negredo on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fletcher, what a muppet.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fucking fletcher.

[Niall_Quinn]

Poyet :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City 3-1 Sunderland, Jesus Navas.

Fletcher should be sacked.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sucker punch. Was a foul at edge of gypo box though.

[Munchies]

meh

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Lets be honest though.

It's a great achievement.

[Niall_Quinn]

Vito :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

Lets be honest though.

It's a great achievement.


Plucky gypos.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Cunts

[Niall_Quinn]

Negredo :doh:

even manages to get booked in a no booking game.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-1 FT. Football dies again.

[Niall_Quinn]

Amazing win for city. Against all the odds.

[Marc Overmars]

Shame Yanga-Mbwia didn't do more damage to that little bastard Nasri.

[Master Splinter]

So in conclusion, it would have been 9-0 if Demichelis hadn't started?

Great achievement by plucky little Citeh. Their ambition came through.

Hope (and I think they will quite easily) Sunderland stay up now. In contrast to the managers before him, Poyet has turned them into an actual footballing team. Even Cattermole is spraying passes around these days.

[Niall_Quinn]

Yep, Poyet is doing a good job there. Exposes Hughes, Terry, Cole and the like for what they are and proves it's not impossible to be a decent bloke even if you are a chav.