Honest Frank the Muppet and other Chavs sh!t

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Looks like they're getting Fellaini then. :whistle:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jose Mourinho has left him out, substituted him and played him on the right wing but yesterday the Chelsea manager was finally explicit that Juan Mata, player of the year at the club for the last two seasons, is firmly behind Oscar in the pecking order as the team’s playmaker.

Chelsea’s new manager issued a detailed and passionate defence of his four-year plan for the club following two consecutive defeats, against Everton and Basel in the Champions League on Wednesday, saying that while “the project is beautiful”, the reality for his side was that “we had two very ugly results”.

Unfortunately for Mata, who played 64 games last season for his club, scoring 20 goals, there is not yet a part for him in that project. The 25-year-old has played just three games this season, only two of them starts, and is yet to complete a full 90 minutes. Mourinho said that he was unable to disclose all the reasons why the player had barely featured, although those reasons are football-related and not personal.

Mourinho said: “The reasons why, in this moment, he’s not playing so much, are things I can speak about with him but not with you. But he played against Everton from the start and you can analyse his performance. And he played against Basel, not like Demba Ba or John Obi Mikel coming in to rescue the game, but he came on when the team was winning 1-0 and had specific tasks to do.

“It’s part of a process with him, too. One option is to play with Ramires and Oscar on the wings, those two closing down each side, and Mata as a No 10 behind a striker. He can offer clever assists, clever passes, fantastic actions, because he has great talent. It’s another thing to adapt to the way we want to play.

“At this moment, Oscar is my No 10 [playmaker] and, if somebody tells me that Oscar has not been Chelsea’s best player this season, I’d have to disagree. These are football issues.”

Put simply, Mourinho said that he could not leave Oscar out “because he plays in that [No 10] position for the country with more talented players there than anywhere in the world”. Neither was he currently prepared to play Oscar wide, he said, in order to accommodate Mata in the centre. “I want to build with Oscar as my No 10. I want the other two players, on the wings, to adapt to that reality and learn how to do things they were not ready to do before.”

Mourinho’s stark analysis of Mata’s position followed a resolute pledge that he would not deviate from the course that he has plotted for Chelsea since he returned to the club in June, even if that meant a fair amount of pain along the way. Thus far, they have not won in four games and have made their worst start to a season in a decade.

“The situation is pure,” Mourinho said. “I don’t like the way Chelsea were playing in the last couple of years. The club doesn’t like it. We want to change. We have the players with the profile to change. We want to play a different style.”

He was not afraid to list what he did not like about Chelsea last season: elimination at the Champions League group stage, a third-place league finish, David Luiz playing in midfield, long balls to a “lonely striker”, Oscar tracking full-backs. He said, though, that this was not a criticism of his predecessor, Rafael Benitez. “Rafa had a different profile of job to me,” he said. “This is not a criticism; he did his job very well.” Instead, Mourinho assessed what he sees as the scale of his task as Chelsea go into a critical game at home to Fulham today. What about him pleading youthful immaturity against Basel despite fielding a team that averaged 27 years and eight months? Mourinho’s answer was that he had played “kids”, like Marco van Ginkel, in key influential positions, out of the way “at full-back”.

Asked whether it was too soon to talk about a “crisis”, Mourinho said: “Crisis of what? Syria? Ah, Chelsea. No, for me, no problems, no crisis. For me, it’s two bad results.” He said he had “never worked so hard in my life” as he was doing now.

The change in Mourinho from his previous time at Chelsea is significant. Last time he put much into cultivating the mystique of the ultra-capable, all-powerful modern coach. This time the back-story is already in place but the task in hand is more difficult – and as a result he is more given to explain his thinking in greater detail.

With Mourinho there will always be a cunning plan unfolding in the background but there is no doubt he is being more open. He conceded that there will be occasions when he will have to park the proverbial bus. “I went to Barcelona with Inter and, for 60 minutes, we played with 10 men,” he said. “If we needed to be there longer, we’d have played for another 60 minutes. But I don’t want my team to play like that.”

There is one Fulham player who will have split loyalties today: Jose junior, Mourinho’s 14-year-old son, and a goalkeeper at Fulham’s academy. “It was a decision that I took, I don’t want him in my club,” Mourinho said. “It was the best decision for him.”

Jose junior’s Fulham team, his proud father said, had just beaten their AIK Stockholm counterparts in a tournament in Madrid, although he wanted his son to be allowed to develop like any teenager. “Leave the kid in peace,” said Mourinho. “He’s just a kid who enjoys football.” There is, however, no such hiding place for his father. And he knows it.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/football-issues-put-juan-mata-behind-oscar-in-jose-mourinhos-chelsea-plan-8830472.html

I thought he said he was leaving Mata out because of injury and/or international duty? :lol:

Mourinho is doing exactly what he normally does at clubs although only this time he is doing it within a month of the season starting. I also don't understand that part of the club didn't like how they've been playing in the last couple of seasons? I assume they mean the league performance because I thought the style is what Abramovich wanted.

In short, #freemata. :coffee:

[Marc Overmars]

Cheeky bid in January tbf, it would be rude not to.

[milla]

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/football-issues-put-juan-mata-behind-oscar-in-jose-mourinhos-chelsea-plan-8830472.html

I thought he said he was leaving Mata out because of injury and/or international duty? :lol:

Mourinho is doing exactly what he normally does at clubs although only this time he is doing it within a month of the season starting. I also don't understand that part of the club didn't like how they've been playing in the last couple of seasons? I assume they mean the league performance because I thought the style is what Abramovich wanted.

In short, #freemata. :coffee:

Time for Wumger to bring Mata home IMO :coffee:

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWOcPNRCIAEh_8n.jpg


Turres quit hiz toonin career 2 becum an Model #restekp

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jose Mourinho claimed he made '11 mistakes' in picking his Chelsea team after being left worried by his side's 2-0 defeat at Newcastle United.

Chelsea headed to St James' Park on the back of a nine-game unbeaten run in all competitions, but were undone by second-half goals from Yoan Gouffran and Loic Remy.

Though the Blues had dominated the first half, there was no cutting edge from the visitors and Mourinho was concerned after the game.

He said: "Of course, of course I am worried, and I read in previous years, it happened the same.

"They (Chelsea) were successful in cup competitions, they were not successful in the Premier League. They finished 20 points behind, they finished 15 points behind.

"They qualified for the Champions League because they won the Champions League, but they finished fifth or sixth in the league.

"Last year in December, they were not in the race for the title because they were already 20 points behind. This season, we have played five matches away in the Premier League - I know at difficult places to play difficult matches - but we have one victory and we have two defeats.

"Of course it concerns me."

Mourinho, who made nine changes from the midweek Capital One Cup victory over Arsenal, later admitted he had got it wrong.

Asked if he had made the right choices, he said: "No, I made 11 mistakes, 11 mistakes. I should have picked another 11 and not this one. I made 11 mistakes.

"It's the feeling I have. When my team plays so badly, it's the feeling I have.

"I'm exaggerating. Of course we had some guys with, I am not saying outstanding, but with some normal good performances, but the feeling is that I made 11 wrong choices."

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11668/9005053/chelsea-boss-jose-mourinho-worried-after-2-0-defeat-at-newcastle

Mourinho laying in to his team yet again publically. Play another 11. :lol: Well it's that easy at Chelsea I suppose.

[GP]

He is a gobshite.

[Marc Overmars]

You're not special anymore.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

It's all Rafa's fault, of course.

[Transplanted Gooner]

"The team with more responsibility to win it because the squad is quite unique is Manchester City." - Mourinho

Yeah, because you built the Chelsea squad on a shoestring budget, right ??

[Ralpheroo72]

I hope they win fuck all, and see how smug he is then.

[GP]

Let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but he's a cunt. He's a cunt now, He's always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that he's going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.

[Munchies]

I really am starting to despise the whole club more than the Spuds now.

Shit fans.
Shit manager.
Shit players.

[Syn]

Let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but he's a cunt. He's a cunt now, He's always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that he's going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.

http://gifs.gifbin.com/062009/1245227615_colin_farrel.gif

[footloose, the wanderer]

I really am starting to despise the whole club more than the Spuds now.

Shit fans.
Shit manager.
Shit players.

You forgot Shit Owner

True - Chavs are absolutely detestable, Spuds only laughable.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25564078

Chelsea post a £49.4 million loss. Surely, they won't be spending too much in January? :wacko:

FFP. :bow:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Chelsea midfielder Kevin de Bruyne is expected to make a £16m move to German club Wolfsburg in the next 48 hours.

The 22-year-old is expected to sign a five-year deal and his fee could rise to close to £20m with add-ons.

:wacko:

[Niall_Quinn]

Chelsea midfielder Kevin de Bruyne is expected to make a £16m move to German club Wolfsburg in the next 48 hours.

The 22-year-old is expected to sign a five-year deal and his fee could rise to close to £20m with add-ons.

:wacko:

So the chavs have bought Wolfsburg? Smart move, Torres for £300 mill in the summer. Then they will only have a two trillion quid net loss.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mourinho clearly hasn't forgiven De Bruyne for his attitude, in September.

[Letters]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytYBCOTUluo

[JonasTC]

I really think Mourinho, for some reason, hates Wenger and Arsenal... Like will do anything to not see us at #1. In an interview/press conference for their game tonight, he said that he wish City would win tonight, reason being because then Tottenham would be further away from them?? Yea right. Stupid cunt just cant handle us being #1.

[GP]

He's jealous.

[Marc Overmars]

Mourinho has always been sore about the fact Wenget has had job security despite not winning anything. It's something he's always wanted but because he's such a spikey character no one has ever granted it to him.

[LDG]

He's a twat, but I don't think his latest comments on Spurs v City is anything other than a shite attempt to get Spurs to up their game against the gypos.

He's still a massive wanker though.

[dazthegooner]

Lol he's complaining about W Ham's tactics saying they didnt want to play! Pot and kettle comes to mind :)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He also complained about them time wasting with substitutions and how poor Old Mourinho doesn't understand how only three minutes was allowed last night.

[adzzzbatch]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26188451


Arsene Wenger a 'specialist failure' - Jose Mourinho

Arsene Wenger is a "specialist failure", according to Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho.
The Blues boss was responding to the Gunners' manager's assertion that the Premier League title is now "Chelsea's to lose".
More to follow.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Man City.

[Marc Overmars]

Mind games. Games of the mind. Mind of the games.

[Munchies]

Wenger can never prove him wrong though, can he ?

[Niall_Quinn]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26188451

LOL - nice drive-by by Wenger. It has Mourinho scraping the barrel again.

[Niall_Quinn]

Come on Man City.

You wouldn't settle for a 0-0 after extra time and a pen shootout that goes on until May?

[GP]

Wenger can never prove him wrong though, can he ?

He is wrong though.

[GP]

Maybe Wenger should go around gouging cancer patients in the eye. He might get some respect then.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

You wouldn't settle for a 0-0 after extra time and a pen shootout that goes on until May?

Maybe if it's a real shootout...but no, it'd make Mourinho happy and we can't be having that.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

If he's talking about you, he's worried about you.

Horrible little man.

Still want a draw tomorrow though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

You could see the contempt on his face when he said it. :lol:

[GP]

He sounds jealous tbh

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Can't behave himself can he?, on one hand he is right we skirt round the fact that the last eight years have been a failure regardless of the little room we have had manoeuvre financially until recently. On the other hand it was a rather interesting response to a rather innocuous statement by Wenger and it would be interesting to see how well Mourinho would have done at Arsenal, but then clinical narcissists will deflect their own failures onto others

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Spanish journalists - think he's a shithead.
Italian journalists - think he's a shithead.
UEFA - think he's a shithead.
English journalists - oh Jose, entertain us wonderful sire!

[GP]

He's definitely a shithead.

[Niall_Quinn]

He's definitely a shithead.

As are English journalists.

[fakeyank]

These are the kind of things, which should be plastered all over the dressing rooms, to fire the players up. If ever AW said anything remotely similar (he is too civilized to be an arse like Mou), then you can bet your last penny that Mourinho wouldve used this to take that extra ounce of effort from everyone at the club.
Come on Arsene, how long you want to be made to look like the joke in the world? Show these bastards what you got... prove them wrong!

[Marc Overmars]

There's only so much he can do being a specialist in failure.

[selassie]

Mourinho is a nasty piece of............

He really doesn't like Wenger, has a massive problem with him.

I really hope Wenger keeps quiet and gives the team the motivation it needs to win something this season. That would be the biggest kick in the teeth for Mourinho, us winning the league.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Did Wenger have sex with his wife or something? What a disrespectful and odious scrote mourinho is.

[GP]

Did Wenger have sex with his wife or something? What a disrespectful and odious scrote mourinho is.

He's ALWAYS the first one to make it personal.

I do hope he gets cancer,

[Özil's Panoramic View]

He's ALWAYS the first one to make it personal.

I do hope he gets cancer,

And dies a slow, agonising death.

[Power n Glory]

You could see the contempt on his face when he said it. :lol:

:haha: I just watched the video. Look at his eyes! It's hilarious. He hates Wenger with a passion.

[Niall_Quinn]

:haha: I just watched the video. Look at his eyes! It's hilarious. He hates Wenger with a passion.

If Mr Abramovich give him 8 years, which he no want, and he not win then he leave London and not come back! If Mr Abramovich give him 8billion quid, then we not mention that.

Of course the scum "journalist" :haha: who framed the question by misquoting Wenger is an even bigger piece of shit. And Maureen is a tool for taking the quote on face value.

[Özim]

Wenger can never prove him wrong though, can he ?

Not because he never wins and never will again unfortunately for us.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

"Yes, Wenger hasn't won anything for a number of years, but he hasn't, until very recently, had the budget of others. Club is in great shape."

You know it's an extremely low and classless jab when even a complete lackey like Gary Lineker makes a rational tweet concerning Wenger and Arsenal.

[Power n Glory]

If Mr Abramovich give him 8 years, which he no want, and he not win then he leave London and not come back! If Mr Abramovich give him 8billion quid, then we not mention that.

Of course the scum "journalist" :haha: who framed the question by misquoting Wenger is an even bigger piece of shit. And Maureen is a tool for taking the quote on face value.

He lost his cool. That's a meltdown. :lol:

Wenger should pay that no mind. Brush it off and laugh it off.

[Niall_Quinn]

The real Piers Morgan

I don't know why Arsenal fans are angry at Mourinho. Wenger provoked him with 'fear to fail' jibe, and he retaliated with a knock-out fact.—
Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 14, 2014

Wrong not once but twice. His unblemished record is intact.

[IBK]

I didn't watch Spanish football until that league basically hounded this cunt out for being a cunt. Now I do.

[Niall_Quinn]

‘Specialist in failure?’ Why Jose Mourinho isn’t even fit to zip up Arsene Wenger’s coat

There are different types of managers in the game. There are some who do it for the club and others who do it for personal glory.


The Arsene Wenger’s and Jose Mourinho’s of the world, both occupying opposite ends of the managerial spectrum.


Responding to Wenger’s comments about how the title was Chelsea’s to lose [by virtue of the fact that they are top of the table] and how other sides are afraid of failure [not an insult, although that's how it's been taken], Jose Mourinho reacted to what were non-personal comments with a personal attack.


He called Wenger a ‘specialist in failure’.


Let’s take a look at that shall we?


Wenger has more Premier League titles than Mourinho and four times as many FA Cups. We’re just talking English trophies here, so don’t annoy me with other clubs and what he won there. Wenger could have moved to Real Madrid, they wanted him long before they wanted Mourinho, and won just as much there. He didn’t. He stayed to build something bigger than his ego.

Wenger might not have won anything for the past eight years, but in that time he has built a stadium and revolutionised a club, securing it’s long-term future. Mourinho, on the other hand, has moved from club to club every couple of years, clubs where he was always guaranteed to have a large pile of cash to spend, building on teams assembled by others and soaking up the glory. Winning trophies that way is easy.


None of his trophies are gold in the way that Wenger’s is for winning the Premier League without losing a game. Not a single one.


For Mourinho it is all about instant gratification no matter what that costs – be it half a billion pounds, your dignity or your sanity having to watch his Chelsea side bore teams in to submission.


Wenger came to England and changed the entire game, from fitness to scouting, playing methods and eating habits. Wenger represents an ethos, a total way of being which is sustainable long after he has gone. Mourinho represents himself. End of story.


I will quite happily take a lifetime of no trophies under Wenger than have to endure five minutes of Mourinho, even if you told me it would guarantee a treble. There is a class and a dignity to Arsene that no club and their unlimited finances will ever be able to buy for Mourinho.


Luckily, thanks to the sacrifices that Wenger has made over the last eight years, when he could have went and sought personal glory at any of the numerous clubs who wanted him before Mourinho, I won’t have to wait a lifetime for Arsenal trophies.


They will come, that’s what the last eight years has been about for Arsenal, the trophies will come. As sure as Mourinho is a spiteful little troll, the Arsenal trophies will come.



Exactly right.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:haha: I just watched the video. Look at his eyes! It's hilarious. He hates Wenger with a passion.

Truly still The Happy One.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://www.itv.com/sport/football/article/2014-02-14/exclusive-mourinho-tells-us-the-thinking-behind-his-comments-about-wenger/

Mourinho accusing Wenget of disrespecting him. :lol:

[Marc Overmars]

Said it before but Mourinho has always been jealous of the fact Wenger has had the complete backing of his board and been allowed to create a legacy. He on the other hand will never be given that opportunity and it's always stung.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Andy Dunn just said Mourinho called an unofficial press meeting the last time he was here to find out why Wenger was so revered in this country. :haha:

[Master Splinter]

The Jealous One has been utter scum all his life.

Remember when he made those comments about a young Ronaldo when he was at United? He'd run his own kin over if it meant he was the number one internet warrior and the British press were still on their collective knees for him.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

The real Piers Morgan

I don't know why Arsenal fans are angry at Mourinho. Wenger provoked him with 'fear to fail' jibe, and he retaliated with a knock-out fact.—
Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 14, 2014

Wrong not once but twice. His unblemished record is intact.

:lol:
Wenger has been a bit of a Burke when it comes to the transfer dealings of the club but Maureen is talking out his arse and not considering all the facts when he compares our barren spell with his two at Chelsea that have come with a bottomless pit of a transfer budget


The guy provides entertainment like no other cretin could

[Xhaka Can’t]

Entertainment?

He makes my skin crawl.

[Ollie the Optimist]

mourinho reacted as badly as he did today because he knows after all his comments about chelsea being the little horse etc, that Arsene got it right. if he fails to win the league, the blame lies on his shoulders and he has spent all season getting the excuses in early that his team isn't ready.

who was last time mourinho had a go at wenger who accused wenger of having a near hysterical reaction because id like to know what mourinhos reaction today is, if wenger stating facts is a near hysterical one

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

I usually do enjoy laughing at the sound bites emanating from him, but his latest instalments are more vindictive and aggressive than usual. The early season love-in has quickly disintegrated that's for sure.

[Ralpheroo72]

Ive said it before, Mourinho can eat a dick.

[Maestro]

what a degenerate cunt he is

i pray we beat them at the bridge and go on to win the title

zim you can have your dream dickhead of a manager, coz we do not want him here

[Power n Glory]

I usually do enjoy laughing at the sound bites emanating from him, but his latest instalments are more vindictive and aggressive than usual. The early season love-in has quickly disintegrated that's for sure.

You can see the disdain in his eyes. :lol:

He lost it on that one. He wasn't mocking or taking a swipe, he seemed really pissed off. He thinks it's personal.

[Xhaka Can’t]

With him, it always has been. He is a good manager, but as a person he is a spiteful bitter scrote.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

You can see the disdain in his eyes. :lol:

He lost it on that one. He wasn't mocking or taking a swipe, he seemed really pissed off. He thinks it's personal.

Yeah he did look rather incensed by it all. He didn't even have that little schmoozy patronising grin on his face as he said any of it. Just looked as if Wenger had just banged his mum up the rear and told him about it to his face.

Even more Bizarre behaviour than usual from the special deity one.


Really fu*ks me off that we probably won't have enough to overhaul his team and rub it in his stupid smarmy face.

[Power n Glory]

Wenger needs to post his comments all over the changing room and get his players to react. They shouldn't have that shit. It's a reflection of them also. Wenger has own trophies but there are some players sitting in our squad that have never won a major trophy. The time is now. Fuck Mourinho!

[Özim]

Wenger needs to post his comments all over the changing room and get his players to react. They shouldn't have that shit. It's a reflection of them also. Wenger has own trophies but there are some players sitting in our squad that have never won a major trophy. The time is now. Fuck Mourinho!

Wenger isn't capable of getting a reaction out of his team, history shows that. Without the big personalities in the dressing room his team disappear with a whimper, maybe they just don't care that much and he doesn't instill that desire in them.

You would have expected a reaction on Wednesday yet we saw nothing, sums up his management really.

[Ollie the Optimist]

since starting his mind games, mourinho has won 2 in the last 5 games. including a draw at home to west ham who were bottom of the league at the time.

so thats getting a reaction out of his team isn't it zimm?

[Özim]

Like I said Wenger isn't capable of getting a reaction out of his team, remind me when the last time Wenger won something was?

[Xhaka Can’t]

It is incessant wummng throughout. Enjoy your break.

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[Xhaka Can’t]

It is incessant wumming throughout. Enjoy your break.

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[GP]

Mourinho: "I don't think my team failed"

Fucking hypocrite cunt.

Cuntocrite.

[Ollie the Optimist]

he's now blaming the press for the fuss his comments caused. such a cunt

[Injury Time]

he's now blaming the press for the fuss his comments caused. such a cunt

Bit harsh on Zim tbf...oh...er...right...ahem carry on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Let's not lose sight of the chav performance today. They were annihilated. Mourinho's antics will be designed to distract from the beating his team got. He'll say anything if it causes the media to look at him instead of the team. Hence his comments about the press. They'll all be out in force defending themselves and slaughtering Maureen rather than rightly slaughtering that display by his team. He does this well. Right up to the point he sprints across that line between gamesmanship and personal abuse. In a way he's the worst of all at these mind games bacause he can't control his mouth and he's always flapping it before critical signals have reached his brain.

[Maestro]

true blue has been sin binned


:haha:

[Letters]

He bottled it tbh.

[Power n Glory]

It is incessant wummng throughout. Enjoy your break.

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You've banned Zim for Wumming! Are you serious? :lol:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Yes

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[AFC Leveller]

Chelsea had 0 shots on goal if i remember correctly? City should have scored more though and a 5-0 would have been great.

Trus cunt.

[GP]

Former Arsenal goalkeeper Bob Wilson has hit out at Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho, labelling the Portuguese manager a 'boring bully'.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/jose-mourinho-arsenal-icon-bob-3151404

Bob :bow:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Bob has always been the epitome of class.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mourinho's mind games. :bow:

We won and as Tyler pointed out, that's a bad move.

[Ollie the Optimist]

so the mind games this week end up with mourinho being knocked out the cup and the specialist in failure, going through.


mourinho really is a genius

[IBK]

It is incessant wummng throughout. Enjoy your break.

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Zimm banned - really?

[Niall_Quinn]

Arsene :bow:

Just ripped Maureen a new one without even mentioning his name.

[GP]

Arsene :bow:

Just ripped Maureen a new one without even mentioning his name.

Absolute knock out blow.

Arsene is the epitome of class.

[IBK]

Arsene :bow:

Just ripped Maureen a new one without even mentioning his name.

Maybe Maureen did his team talk for Wenger?

[Ollie the Optimist]

Arsene on mourinho's comments " I never spoke about him. Its more embarrassing for chelsea then for me"


Arsene :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Zimm banned - really?

WTF? Why?

What's wrong with WUMming! He gets it back by the sackful. Fuck. Who wants a tea club here? It's a footie forum.

[Marc Overmars]

Mourinho. :lol:

He's cracking up.

[IBK]

WTF? Why?

What's wrong with WUMming! He gets it back by the sackful. Fuck. Who wants a tea club here? It's a footie forum.

If its true - I couldn't agree more. Zim might be hard to please but he's been on here for ever and I have never doubted that he is a Gooner.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He was only supposed to be given the night off, from one thread.

[GP]

If its true - I couldn't agree more. Zim might be hard to please but he's been on here for ever and I have never doubted that he is a Gooner.

That doesn't really matter. This place is run by volunteers. He pays no membership fee and he has no god given right to be here. He's been warned about his conduct many times and if he can't abide by the rules he'll be removed. Simple really.

[Niall_Quinn]

If its true - I couldn't agree more. Zim might be hard to please but he's been on here for ever and I have never doubted that he is a Gooner.

Of course he's a gooner. I know exactly what he's like, constantly pissed because everything is not just so. Some spoke are like that. Besides, it's a laugh fighting with him. I come on here for a laugh, not to do a thesis on footie.

[Niall_Quinn]

He was only supposed to be given the night off, from one thread.

Get him back please.

[IBK]

That doesn't really matter. This place is run by volunteers. He pays no membership fee and he has no god given right to be here. He's been warned about his conduct many times and if he can't abide by the rules he'll be removed. Simple really.

Understand the process, but did he really do anything more than irritating a bit? I know that i can irritate you but you don't ban me?

[footloose, the wanderer]

You've banned Zim for Wumming! Are you serious? :lol:

And none too soon.......I've had him blocked for a month now and I ain't been here that long

I've never seen a post of his that would make me think he was any kind of gooner

Got his tongue so far up Moron-iho's ass, he speaks the same kinda shit - obviously a Chavski to me

[GP]

Understand the process, but did he really do anything more than irritating a bit? I know that i can irritate you but you don't ban me?

He goes way too far. I don't even see most of his posts as I've got him blocked.

You can irritate a bit, but you're never in full-on WUM mode like he so often is.

[GP]

And none too soon.......I've had him blocked for a month now and I ain't been here that long

I've never seen a post of his that would make me think he was any kind of gooner

Got his tongue so far up Moron-iho's ass, he speaks the same kinda shit - obviously a Chavski to me

Yeah, that.

[Niall_Quinn]

Understand the process, but did he really do anything more than irritating a bit? I know that i can irritate you but you don't ban me?

Everyone can be irritating from time to time, even me. No reason to shut them up entirely though. Like someone just said, use the frikkin ignore feature, that's what it's there for.

[IBK]

And none too soon.......I've had him blocked for a month now and I ain't been here that long

I've never seen a post of his that would make me think he was any kind of gooner

Got his tongue so far up Moron-iho's ass, he speaks the same kinda shit - obviously a Chavski to me

You don't know him, mate. He is very black and white - and ultra critical, but he is definitely an Arsenal fan.

[Marc Overmars]

Zimm is a good guy.

[IBK]

He goes way too far. I don't even see most of his posts as I've got him blocked.

You can irritate a bit, but you're never in full-on WUM mode like he so often is.

Is he trying to wind up. Or just inflexible?

[Power n Glory]

If its true - I couldn't agree more. Zim might be hard to please but he's been on here for ever and I have never doubted that he is a Gooner.

As said earlier, I've seen worse when it comes to Wumming or outright insults and it doesn't usually result in a ban. A lot of unprovoked attacks on him just because he holds a certain view.

[Niall_Quinn]

Also, this is distracting from Maureen having a complete metdown this week and having his arse handed to him by Wenger.

who won that one Jose?

[GP]

Is he trying to wind up. Or just inflexible?

Definitely the former.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Also, this is distracting from Maureen having a complete metdown this week and having his arse handed to him by Wenger.

who won that one Jose?

Jose easily won this battle. He was far more entertaining.

[Niall_Quinn]

Is he trying to wind up. Or just inflexible?

Lol, he's trying to wind up. But who the fuck cares? I thought apart from letters we were all big butch footie fans.

[Niall_Quinn]

Jose easily won this battle. He was far more entertaining.


The little donkey doing tricks.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool the Chihuahua.
Man City the Jaguar.
Chelsea the Little Horse.

[Niall_Quinn]

Liverpool the Chihuahua.
Man City the Jaguar.
Chelsea the Little Horse.

Wenger the specialist loser. I wonder who has got under Maureen's skin the most?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Vet with the tranquiliser?

[footloose, the wanderer]

Liverpool the Chihuahua.
Man City the Jaguar.
Chelsea the Little Horse's Ass.

Corrected

[Xhaka Can’t]

Mourinho's mind games. :bow:

We won and as Tyler pointed out, that's a bad move.

Maureen wins again.

[Özim]

Get him back please.

Thanks, we might not agree on a lot of thing but I still think you're a decent poster and enjoy the banter with you.

[Özim]

If its true - I couldn't agree more. Zim might be hard to please but he's been on here for ever and I have never doubted that he is a Gooner.

Thanks Buddy, you're another of the posters I rate on here for sure, always worth having a discussion with you.

[Özim]

He was only supposed to be given the night off, from one thread.

I think the message I got was "date of end of ban: never" (or something along those lines) so I wasn't too hopeful.

Incidentally I think you're a great mod, reasonable and fair IMO.

[Özim]

Zimm is a good guy.

Thanks bud, think you're a top bloke too!

[GP]

John Cross is a dick.

[Niall_Quinn]

John Cross is a dick.

:gp:

[Niall_Quinn]

Thanks, we might not agree on a lot of thing but I still think you're a decent poster and enjoy the banter with you.


http://youtu.be/P51LunEV3Sk

[KSE Comedy Club]

Just wandered into this thread and found a load of dick sucking goin on!

I think I preferred it when you were arguing with each other :lol:

[Letters]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1779740_617383688333687_1830083262_n.jpg

:d

[GP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-axLTS1XUrI

[Syn]

Brav, I'd take dogs abuse for £7m a year you get me.

[Munchies]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-axLTS1XUrI

ArsenalfanTV are making loads of money off this guy through his interviews, everything he says is spot on !

Maureen got burned there.

[Niall_Quinn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-axLTS1XUrI

Would be hilarious if Mourinho wasn't even watching.

[Özim]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1779740_617383688333687_1830083262_n.jpg

:d

:lol: Was that from 92-93 when Teletext was still around?

[Özim]

Would be hilarious if Mourinho wasn't even watching.

He's going for a lesson with him at school tomorrow morning on what it is to be a football fan and what it is to show a bit of respect.

I might go too, sounds interesting.

[IBK]

He's going for a lesson with him at school tomorrow morning on what it is to be a football fan and what it is to show a bit of respect.

I might go too, sounds interesting.

Glad you're back :d

But surely you're not saying that the Gooner needs to show respect?

[Özim]

Glad you're back :d

But surely you're not saying that the Gooner needs to show respect?

Thanks buddy :d

No he's offering free lessons, so I thought why not, if it's free there's nothing to lose!

[Ollie the Optimist]

he never shuts up does he? he's now just called this barcalona team the worst in years.


forgetting that they left his team for dead last season. what was it at the end, 15 points? cretin

[WMUG]

he never shuts up does he? he's now just called this barcalona team the worst in years.


forgetting that they left his team for dead last season. what was it at the end, 15 points? cretin

This Man Utd team is the worst in years? What planet are you living on? This is a team that blitzed the league last season!

[Syn]

http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Denzel-Washington-Boom-Gif.gif

[GP]

This Man Utd team is the worst in years? What planet are you living on? This is a team that blitzed the league last season!

I'm sure you think you've got a point, but not so much.

[KSE Comedy Club]

This Man Utd team is the worst in years? What planet are you living on? This is a team that blitzed the league last season!

Huh? :blink:

I have an idea (and I could be wrong or speaking out of turn here) but you miiiight want to consider actually reading Ollie's post before quoting and replying to it. :shrug:

[Özim]

IMO he's saying that about Barca to try and rile them up so they raise their performance level, he's got Barca's number as they don't handle Chelsea's style of play well so he'd rather see Man City knocked out.

[LDG]

I'm sure you think you've got a point, but not so much.

:lol:

[Munchies]

Maureen got recorded saying his strikers were shit :haha:


“I have a team but no striker,” said Mourinho. “The problem at Chelsea is that we are lacking a goalscorer. I have one [Samuel Eto’o] but he is 32, possibly 35, who knows?

Now he's pissed off at the media for reporting it.

[GP]

He's got Torres, Eto'o, Ba, and Lukaku on the books.

Cry me a fucking river.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Hilarious stuff for the special one. I love how incensed he is and claimed the media should be embarrassed. I think you should probably be a little coy too, after that special one....

It can be argued that this is one of the slightly poorer Barca sides in the last several years, but that isn't a huge statement considering the level they have been at. The defence is a merry go round and the mini widgets in midfield can't go on forever and the actual price they paid for Neymar seems to go up 20 million on a week by week basis.

[AFC Leveller]

Maureen got recorded saying his strikers were shit :haha:



Now he's pissed off at the media for reporting it.

What a prick.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fucking incredible isn't it? Mourinho spends the whole week humiliating himself and demonstrating in the most certain terms he's in fact shit at mind games - so the Daily Jeffrey Dahmer comes out with the following headline:

"Mind game master Mourinho opens fire ahead of European test at Gala"

They're all living in a parallel universe.

[Xhaka Can’t]

If it weren't for you pricks, I'd not have my head poisoned with any of the shit the hacks spew.

[footloose, the wanderer]

Cry me a fucking river.

Ozim'll do that while giving him a blowjob :handbags:

[Özim]

What a plank. :doh:

You won't be able to see this of course because you've blocked me yet somehow know I've got nothing worthwhile to say.

[IBK]

What a plank. :doh:

You won't be able to see this of course because you've blocked me yet somehow know I've got nothing worthwhile to say.

ignore it mate.

[Ollie the Optimist]

when you loan out a striker and sell a creative player you can't really moan about lacking goals.

[Ollie the Optimist]

Remember when mourinho claimed that all Arsene did was moan and they expected that?


well it would be awkward if you then spent the next few weeks moaning yourself wouldnt it? http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26216284

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mind games.

Also, Chelsea have a collaboration with The Simpsons.

Jumped.
The.
Shark.

http://static.goal.com/373600/373654_heroa.jpg

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo270/KingLatifah/400670_434095410069330_385765597_n_zpsedf484f3.jpg

:haha:

[WMUG]

Huh? :blink:

I have an idea (and I could be wrong or speaking out of turn here) but you miiiight want to consider actually reading Ollie's post before quoting and replying to it. :shrug:
think about it

[Marc Overmars]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo270/KingLatifah/400670_434095410069330_385765597_n_zpsedf484f3.jpg

:haha:

:haha:

[GP]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJhnipICcAEfO0z.jpg

[Xhaka Can’t]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1.0-9/1920026_10152275104784914_761037882_n.jpg

[GP]

As a great man once said 'There's no cure for being a cunt'

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Mourinho :haha:

Chelsea :haha:

[Munchies]

'Fuck off MOurinho' :haha:

[Letters]

'Fuck off MOurinho' :haha:

:lol:

Loud and clear on MoTD

Villa fans :bow:

[JonasTC]

Just read an interesting article (in danish) on the whole Russia/Ukraine thing and how some rich russians have been denied access to EU now and all the money they have in EU are being frozen and they're expanding the list of russian big shots by the day. Some other big shot who really dont like the current russian goverment, are apperently pushing for that list to include Roman Abramovich... Bye bye Chelsea :d

He's also pushing for the list to include our own russian gangster Usmanov btw, dunno how that would affect our club, but certainly not in the same way as it would with Chelsea.

[fakeyank]

Just read an interesting article (in danish) on the whole Russia/Ukraine thing and how some rich russians have been denied access to EU now and all the money they have in EU are being frozen and they're expanding the list of russian big shots by the day. Some other big shot who really dont like the current russian goverment, are apperently pushing for that list to include Roman Abramovich... Bye bye Chelsea :d

He's also pushing for the list to include our own russian gangster Usmanov btw, dunno how that would affect our club, but certainly not in the same way as it would with Chelsea.

:pray:

How I would love to see the mercenaries walk away from the club one by one and see the stupid one in mid-table. Not going to happen though... they have money to bribe themselves out of shit like this.

[Niall_Quinn]

Here's maureen's post match interview in full - he has to be done for this right? Every book in the library thrown at him. The bloke can't handle the pressure any more. This is major meltdown stuff:


“Just to say I will not wait for your questions. I'm so sorry about it. But in three or four points I can say everything I can say so I won't waste time with the questions you will ask me. We stick with four quick points because I will just say this whatever you asked.

“The first is to congratulate my players. They did everything they could, playing from the first minute to the last seconds, and deserved that. Sometimes we praise the players when we win. I think it's fair to praise my players after the defeat.

“Secondly, congratulations to Sunderland. It doesn't matter how, why or in which way they won, they won. They won three fantastic points. I think it's also fair to congratulate them.

“Third point, I want to congratulate again Mike Dean. I think his performance was unbelievable and I think when referees have unbelievable performances, I think it's fair that as managers we give them praise. So, fantastic performance. He came here with one objective. To make a fantastic performance. And he did that.

“And fourth, congratulations also to Mike Riley, the referees' boss. What they are doing through the whole season is fantastic, especially in the last couple of months, and in teams involved in the title race. Absolutely fantastic. I also congratulate Mr Riley.”

[Injury Time]

Here's maureen's post match interview in full - he has to be done for this right? Every book in the library thrown at him. The bloke can't handle the pressure any more. This is major meltdown stuff:

Isn't he saying what we've been saying re refs against us? Have Liverpool had the same issues? Either way Maureen :pal: :violin: :pal:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's just mindgames tbf.

[Ollie the Optimist]

to quote someone on twitter


is mourinho the first manager to mind game his own team out of the title race?

[Niall_Quinn]

Isn't he saying what we've been saying re refs against us? Have Liverpool had the same issues? Either way Maureen :pal: :violin: :pal:

Can't recall any manager saying live on TV that there's a concious decision making process engineered by the guy who manages the refs. That's not a disappointed or bad loser or a fan mouthing off, that's legal stuff. Wenger would be plastered all over every page of the papers if he'd said the same.

[Ollie the Optimist]

I'm fairly saw the greatest thing to happen in football this season would be if mourinho wins nothing and Arsene wins a trophy.

and then calls him a specialist in failure

[Munchies]

I'm fairly saw the greatest thing to happen in football this season would be if mourinho wins nothing and Arsene wins a trophy.

and then calls him a specialist in failure

:lol:

After winning the cup, a fan 'by chance' throws him a banner/shirt/whatever of it, and he lifts it up and points it to the camera with that Wumger grin.

Make it happen Wenger

[KSE Comedy Club]

The daily express is suggesting that Jose might escape punishment for his comments.

There is no way in hell that's should be allowed to happen

[Özim]

He said the referees have been fantastic, is this what we're talking about?

I don't see how you can punish someone for praising them, even if it was sarcastic any court of law would throw that right out the window :lol:

[GP]

http://rationalmale.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/white-knight.jpeg

[Niall_Quinn]

http://rationalmale.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/white-knight.jpeg

That's not real - it's plastic!

[AFC Leveller]

Ramires is such a dirty cunt.

[Injury Time]

http://rationalmale.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/white-knight.jpeg


That's not real - it's plastic!
Chelsea fan then...

[Master Splinter]

http://www.thewe.cc/thewei/&/images3/palestine_2004/destroyed_bulldozer.jpe

.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:haha:

[Munchies]

Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho has questioned Eden Hazard's commitment during matches



"When the comments come from a player like Eden it's normal because he's not the kind of player to sacrifice himself for the team," said Mourinho.

"He's not mentally ready to look to his left-back and leave his life for him."

Mourinho added: "Normally you get these kind of comments from players like him, from players that can't resolve a problem like we had in the first goal.

"If you see the first goal of Atletico you completely understand where the mistake was and why we conceded that goal."

Might aswell play another fullback up front then :haha:

[Munchies]

Chelsea finally agree to sign Diego Costa in £32million transfer


They have been chasing him for months, and now Chelsea have apparently got their man after finally agreeing to sign Diego Costa from Atletico Madrid.

Costa, who scored against in the Blues in the Champions League this week, is Jose Mourinho’s number one transfer target – and it appears he’s landed him early.

According to reports in Spain, Chelsea have wrapped up the transfer after agreeing to meet the striker’s £32million buyout clause.

Costa has also accepted personal terms on a five-year contract, with the move set to be formally announced at the end of the season.

Costa will reportedly pocket about £200,000-a-week at Stamford Bridge, while Chelsea will hope to offset some of that expenditure by clearing out forwards such as Fernando Torres and Samuel Eto’o, both of whom are high earners.
http://metro.co.uk/2014/05/02/chelsea-finally-agree-to-sign-diego-costa-in-32million-transfer-4716072/

200k , no wonder he's leaving

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mourinho on Hazard. :lol:

0h dear, it's all falling apart.

[Marc Overmars]

Hazard to be frozen out and sold soon enough.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

What price Jose getting sacked at the end of the season?

Specialist in Narcassistic teddy hurling

[Heisenberg]

Hopefully he forces Hazard out of the club and then it comes back to haunt him.

[BlindFaith_8]

We all laugh at Chelsea but they have by far out acheieved Arsenal for the past decade in terms of success and trophies, and their fans have for the best part see some of the best times football wise they could ever have imagined. Atleast they aspire to be champions and winners and will pay the going rate for a top player. So before we all mock our neighbours in West london lets take a look at how the money men and our manager have become so much richer and leaving the club with average players, no targets of winning the league or the champions league, just over charging 60K fans for to watch dire slow boring football with 4th place to look forward to each season. Now thats what I call a club in crisis, and i dont give a fuck about our financial riches, that means bollox to me ane each and every gooner fan around the globe. We have been mugged off for years with this clown managing our club with his shit signings and clueless tactics, whilist our major shareholder doesnt hardly even attend games, that says it all. If only i was 10 years old again I would change my colours to the blue of Chelsea, but that is impossible in adulthood.

[Niall_Quinn]

We laugh at the chavs because they are a plaything for a russian gangster - nothing more. You give me a couple of billion quid and I can win all those trophies without getting out of bed. You take the trophies as read when you dump that much cash. Now you look at what else the chavs have achieved.

Massively inflating wage bills and doping up the transfer market - check

Having the biggest loud mouth, classless, nasty piece of shit manager in the game who accuses other managers of being voyeurs and failures and runs up conspiracy theories about the football authorities being against them in some organised manner - check

Playing the most boring negative football the world has seen - check

Buying up countless players and sending them out on loan to further unbalance the market and disadvantage the opposition - check

Having the most despicable club captain football has ever seen - check

Having a bunch of cheat players who dive and moan and play act and go in for leg breaking tackles and basically make the Uruguayans look saintly - check

I'm sure there's a lot more but one thing is for sure, anyone who wants to make this mob the poster club for football doesn't have any respect for football. A cuntish team of the highest order, not because of their success (which they simply bought) but because of their behaviour and attitude to the game.

As for Arsenal. Have to agree, the last lot of shareholders raped the club. The evidence is in on that count. The current lot? Well we have our own filthy gangster, so that's not good. And we still don't know the intentions of the main shareholder - probably to build the market value and cash out, handing it all to the russian mobster when he's done. Yes - we could turn into the next chav club if we aren't careful. If that happens then I guess comparisons with that joke club from west London would be appropriate. But as things stand today? There's no comparison to be made at all.

[LDG]

We laugh at the chavs because they are a plaything for a russian gangster - nothing more. You give me a couple of billion quid and I can win all those trophies without getting out of bed. You take the trophies as read when you dump that much cash. Now you look at what else the chavs have achieved.

Massively inflating wage bills and doping up the transfer market - check

Having the biggest loud mouth, classless, nasty piece of shit manager in the game who accuses other managers of being voyeurs and failures and runs up conspiracy theories about the football authorities being against them in some organised manner - check

Playing the most boring negative football the world has seen - check

Buying up countless players and sending them out on loan to further unbalance the market and disadvantage the opposition - check

Having the most despicable club captain football has ever seen - check

Having a bunch of cheat players who dive and moan and play act and go in for leg breaking tackles and basically make the Uruguayans look saintly - check

I'm sure there's a lot more but one thing is for sure, anyone who wants to make this mob the poster club for football doesn't have any respect for football. A cuntish team of the highest order, not because of their success (which they simply bought) but because of their behaviour and attitude to the game.

As for Arsenal. Have to agree, the last lot of shareholders raped the club. The evidence is in on that count. The current lot? Well we have our own filthy gangster, so that's not good. And we still don't know the intentions of the main shareholder - probably to build the market value and cash out, handing it all to the russian mobster when he's done. Yes - we could turn into the next chav club if we aren't careful. If that happens then I guess comparisons with that joke club from west London would be appropriate. But as things stand today? There's no comparison to be made at all.

:gp:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

If only i was 10 years old again I would change my colours to the blue of Chelsea, but that is impossible in adulthood.

So your only reason for being an Arsenal fan is because of how it looks for an adult to change their footballing allegiance?

Tell you what, why don't you go and support Chelsea?....no-one on here will judge you for it....because we don't need fans like you.

[PGFC]

So your only reason for being an Arsenal fan is because of how it looks for an adult to change their footballing allegiance?

Tell you what, why don't you go and support Chelsea?....no-one on here will judge you for it....because we don't need fans like you.

This :good:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Also from Mourinho.


"I am going to tell you a little bit of history of my career. In 2010 I won everything with Inter. Scudetto, Coppa Italia and Champions League. After that, in the first season at Real Madrid I won the cup against the best team in the world. I finished second in the league to then best team in the world and lost the Champions League semi to the best team in the world.

"The next season I was champion against the best team in the world, champion with the record 100 points and record goals scored. We won that league. We lost the Champions League semi-final on penalties when two of the best penalty takers in football missed a penalty - Kaka and Cristiano Ronaldo.

"In the third season we won everything against the best team in the world - every match. We won the Super Cup, we lost the league, and we lost the Champions League semi-final by one goal. The fourth season, which is this one, and probably the first time I don't win a single a trophy - I go to Champions League semi-final, I fight for the title to the last moment. These are the four bad seasons of my career."

He's cracking up.

[Niall_Quinn]

Also from Mourinho.



He's cracking up.

What's required around about now is a little, subtle dig from Wenger. That should see Maureen jump over the rail and start diving to new lows. Come on Arsene, just one little classic one-liner please, followed by an innocent grin.

[Munchies]

Didn't Roman sack him because of how boring his teams were the first time round? :lol:

[LDG]

What's required around about now is a little, subtle dig from Wenger. That should see Maureen jump over the rail and start diving to new lows. Come on Arsene, just one little classic one-liner please, followed by an innocent grin.

A smile would do it.

A proper WUMger one.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What's required around about now is a little, subtle dig from Wenger. That should see Maureen jump over the rail and start diving to new lows. Come on Arsene, just one little classic one-liner please, followed by an innocent grin.

All WUMger needs to say is that it wasn't a ghost goal.

[Ollie the Optimist]

so the proven winner and tactical genius came back here, spent over 100 million on players, made his team more boring and didn't win a trophy for the second year in a row.


and called another manager a specialist in failure. what a cunt

[Özim]

F*cking hell, are you still going on about it, think you've already said it about 2 dozen times.

[Ollie the Optimist]

F*cking hell, are you still going on about it, think you've already said it about 2 dozen times.

still less times then you have said "two more years of fighting for fourth" when talking about Wengers new deal

[Özim]

still less times then you have said "two more years of fighting for fourth" when talking about Wengers new deal
I doubt it I've only said that about 2 times.

[GP]

still less times then you have said "two more years of fighting for fourth" when talking about Wengers new deal

:haha:

[Munchies]

F*cking hell, are you still going on about it, think you've already said it about 2 dozen times.

:haha:

[Letters]

still less times then you have said "two more years of fighting for fourth" when talking about Wengers new deal

:lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

I doubt it I've only said that about 2 times.

He meant in total, not just today.

[Özim]

:haha:

I miss the days when Cripps was around and owned you all the time, probably why you're so against him coming back, can't blame you mind, it must have been hard.

[Özim]

He meant in total, not just today.

Do you mean since the beginning of time including the times I didn't say it.

[Özim]

:lol:

Itz funny, cos itz not funny.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

#AskJose going as well as could be expected :lol:

After spending 110million pound, winning nothing and taking Chelsea from 3rd to 3rd, are you still the special one? #AskJose
— Ben Hosker (@BenHoska14) May 16, 2014

Did the ball go in? did the ball stay out? in out in out the kop was in no doubt we all went to Turkey and the Chelsea went out #AskJose
— Richard Hayes (@richphay) May 16, 2014

Was it a goal though? #AskJose pic.twitter.com/5N4DmtIK9u
— ⚽ Karen ⚽ (@Karen_LFC_YNWA) May 16, 2014

Do you believe a single word you say in the media? #AskJose
— LFCBankes (@nbankes) May 16, 2014

How does it feel to have won less European trophies at Chelsea than Rafa Benitez? #AskJose
— Tim Bolton (@timbolton1) May 16, 2014

How do you get @chelseafc to play such magnificent attractive football? You don't. #AskJose
— Ryan Beaumont (@RBeaumont9) May 16, 2014

How does it feel that a 'specialist in failure' is likely to win more than you after spending 70 million less? #AskJose
— Ben Hart (@BenlfcHart) May 16, 2014

When does parking the bus become tactical genius? #AskJose
— Kris 'Ridgie' Ridge (@goonerridge) May 16, 2014

#AskJose Do you think you'll ever get a chance to manage a big club in England?
— AG (@IDidSeeIt) May 16, 2014

How many defensive midfielders will you buy before you can truly say that it is your team? #AskJose
— AntiBarca2Ö11 (@Antibarca2011) May 16, 2014

Are you now going to quit now that you have not won any trophies this season like you said you would? #AskJose
— Garry Casey (@GarryCasey) May 16, 2014

You're aware that designer stubbles are so 2007 aren't you #AskJose
— MelchettTLW™ (@MelchettTLW) May 16, 2014

Will you try to field two goalies and only nine defenders next season? #AskJose
— Fredrik Ivarsen (@iVarsFC) May 16, 2014

Are you going to answer all these questions sarcastically? #AskJose
— LFC0207 (@LFC0207) May 16, 2014

How come when @Arsenal don't win anything we're failures. When your team's don't win anything your building for next season?! #AskJose
— Kris 'Ridgie' Ridge (@goonerridge) May 16, 2014

#AskJose is ur next signing is a double decker bus? if true whats ur tactics? will it be reverse parking n line up like great wall of china?
— OhToBeAKFCGooner (@GoonerGetYahh) May 16, 2014

#AskJose how does it feel to spend £110m and yet finish third in the league?
— Luis Suarez (@Luis16saurez) May 16, 2014

Is there no Portuguese word for 'hypocrite'? #AskJose
— G David (@gil_i_am) May 16, 2014

How many goals did Eto'o, Torres and Ba score? #AskJose
— Transcendentalist. (@SunnanBehave) May 16, 2014

How does it feel that United selected Moyes over you for the United job ? #AskJose
— The Iceman Cömeth (@sagar_tkd) May 16, 2014

What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre? #AskJose
— Ben (@4l2l2) May 16, 2014

considering it's 2 seasons without a trophy with Europe's biggest and most talented squads are you a #specialistinfailure ? #AskJose
— brdgunner (@brdgunner) May 16, 2014

#AskJose who is older.. Eto'o or you?
— Peter Adepoju (@peraisakop) May 15, 2014

How do u take a team that was 3rd in the PL & won a trophy in Europe, spend £115m & then have the front to say they can't compete? #AskJose
— Ryan (@Ry_x1) May 5, 2014

[Niall_Quinn]

Most are perfectly valid questions - apart from the one about Norwich town centre.

Obviously they should pedestrianise the shit out of it - goes without saying.

[GP]

:haha:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP3x-cp4VHo

[Maestro]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnwgUx_CMAAAoRH.jpg


PerDölski @Sabrina_Arsenal
Follow
#AskJose There are rumours that these 3 are potential summer targets, will you confirm?
1:42 PM - 16 May 2014

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://i58.tinypic.com/2mc94s0.jpg

[GP]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/17516484d391ee769ba9897d6e4bf163/tumblr_mgizeq2FWy1qe9lszo1_400.gif

[Marc Overmars]

Mourinho. :lol:

I remember him.

[Heisenberg]

Mourinho :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://i60.tinypic.com/1t7e4w.png

[Munchies]

:haha:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Maureen. :haha:

What a fraud.

[GP]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bn3sSanCcAAGZEH.jpg:large

[GP]

https://vine.co/v/MHzrFJFMOHU

[LDG]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bn3sSanCcAAGZEH.jpg:large

Specialism.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Mourinho needs to see a mental health "specialist"


CUNT!

[LDG]

Mourinho.

Suck it up you fucking CUNT!

:scarf:

[IBK]

We laugh at the chavs because they are a plaything for a russian gangster - nothing more. You give me a couple of billion quid and I can win all those trophies without getting out of bed. You take the trophies as read when you dump that much cash. Now you look at what else the chavs have achieved.

Massively inflating wage bills and doping up the transfer market - check

Having the biggest loud mouth, classless, nasty piece of shit manager in the game who accuses other managers of being voyeurs and failures and runs up conspiracy theories about the football authorities being against them in some organised manner - check

Playing the most boring negative football the world has seen - check

Buying up countless players and sending them out on loan to further unbalance the market and disadvantage the opposition - check

Having the most despicable club captain football has ever seen - check

Having a bunch of cheat players who dive and moan and play act and go in for leg breaking tackles and basically make the Uruguayans look saintly - check

I'm sure there's a lot more but one thing is for sure, anyone who wants to make this mob the poster club for football doesn't have any respect for football. A cuntish team of the highest order, not because of their success (which they simply bought) but because of their behaviour and attitude to the game.

As for Arsenal. Have to agree, the last lot of shareholders raped the club. The evidence is in on that count. The current lot? Well we have our own filthy gangster, so that's not good. And we still don't know the intentions of the main shareholder - probably to build the market value and cash out, handing it all to the russian mobster when he's done. Yes - we could turn into the next chav club if we aren't careful. If that happens then I guess comparisons with that joke club from west London would be appropriate. But as things stand today? There's no comparison to be made at all.

:gp:. Maybe your best?

[Xhaka Can’t]

https://media.zenfs.com/en-GB/blogs/early-doors/0105_Chelsea_bus.jpg

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/74937000/jpg/_74937097_arsenal1.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://www.specialistinfailure.com/

Mourinhlol.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fact games.

[Ralpheroo72]

Maureen stating that Cesc never wanted to come back, and that he spoke for 20 minutes and the deal was done. He said of our clause 'there was a chance for Arsenal to interfere'. Also had his tuppence worth re Jack smoking, saying at was a bad example to children? This coming from an utter cunt, who has abused fellow managers, and also they have John Terry. I really hope he gets hit by a truck.

[Niall_Quinn]

Maureen stating that Cesc never wanted to come back, and that he spoke for 20 minutes and the deal was done. He said of our clause 'there was a chance for Arsenal to interfere'. Also had his tuppence worth re Jack smoking, saying at was a bad example to children? This coming from an utter cunt, who has abused fellow managers, and also they have John Terry. I really hope he gets hit by a truck.

If Jack gets cancer Maureen can gouge his eyes out as another of his fine examples for the children.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

The cunt is scared of us. He only chats shits if we sees us a threat. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

The cunt is scared of us. He only chats shits if we sees us a threat. :lol:

Last time we heard from him he was talking about Wenger winning fuck all and himself having to fuck off if he won nothing. So it's fairly easy to judge how much stock to put in the shit he spouts.

[Letters]

Maureen :sleep:

Boring WUM. Like all WUMs, best ignored.

[Munchies]

Maureen sacked by xmas ? :whistle:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I'm not even sure there is any method in Mourinho's madness anymore. There is too much competition for him to focus solely on one team or manager so he comes out with stuff seemingly every other week.

He's just a sad parody of himself. One that craves attention for attention's sake. And one that is constantly lapped up because MIND GAMES!

[Niall_Quinn]

Maureen :sleep:

Boring WUM. Like all WUMs, best ignored.

You've been put on ignore :elderflowerjuice:

[Munchies]

A year ago today: Mourinho rules out Mata and Luiz exits: They are very important for me. We are not a selling club. We are not Arsenal.

[Ralpheroo72]

[QUOTE=Munchies;410503]A year ago today: Mourinho was a cunt

:good:

[Xhaka Can’t]

[QUOTE=Munchies;410503]A year ago today: Mourinho was a cunt

:good:
You have to admit, he's consistent.

[Syn]

‘If we pay to a 19-year-old boy what we were being asked for, for Luke Shaw, we are dead,’ said Chelsea’s manager. ‘We kill our stability with Financial Fair Play. We kill the stability in our dressing room.

‘Because when you pay that much to a 19-year-old kid — a good player, a fantastic player — the next day, me and (Chelsea director) Mrs Granovskaia and (technical director) Michael Emenalo get players knocking on our door and saying how is it possible that I play for this club 200 games and won this and that?

'How come a 19-year-old comes here and gets more money than I get? It would kill immediately our balance and we don’t allow that.

'Filipe Luis played for Brazil, won titles in Spain, won a European competition, played (in a) Champions League semi-final, this guy is much cheaper than an English young lad.

‘I don’t criticise the other clubs for paying it. But for my club, we can say it would be very negative.’


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2706095/Jose-Mourinho-didnt-try-sign-Luke-Shaw-120-000-week-wage-unsettled-Chelsea.html#ixzz38ZCpbmsD

Lacking ambition there. Seems 150,000 ambitions a week might've landed him the new Ashley Cole. So what if other players start demanding the same level of ambition? If Chelsea have ambition they should meet those ambitions.

[Marc Overmars]

He almost sounds Wenger-like there.

He's such a fraud. Like he gives a damn about FFP and "balancing" the squad.

[Master Splinter]

Seems 150,000 ambitions a week might've landed him the new Ashley Cole.

The new Bale tbh. He's big, strong, is quick, fast and has pace. And isn't wholly convincing defensively. Will end up a winger.

[Master Splinter]

He almost sounds Wenger-like there.



If it wasn't obvious before how much he's obsessed with Wenger, it is now. If it's not having an internet warrior-esque media-endorsed pathetic dig at Wenger, he's commenting on all aspects of life through Wenger-funnelled vision.

You could call him a voyeur, in fact.

[Xhaka Can’t]

You could call him a voyeur, in fact.

I'm going to stick with 'cunt'.

[AFC Leveller]

When Chelsea complain about high wages, you know there is a problem.

Doesnt change the fact that Maureen is a ****.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

So Wenger came out with his views on Citeh's Lampard deal....and Maureen comes out with if Lampard comes to the Bridge he is welcome, if he goes to the Emirates...he'll be at...the Emirates.....!

[Niall_Quinn]

Cesc Fabregas: I never thought I'd play for Chelsea but 'I will always carry Arsenal with me'

Cunt :coffee:

[Niall_Quinn]

Diego Costa is on course to surpassing Dixie Dean's 86-year-old record for most goals in a top-flight season, having already scored seven goals in his first four games.

Looks like this will happen, unless for some reason he can't keep scoring at a rate of 7 every 4 games. So a big well done in advance - I thought that record would never be broken. Anyway, chavs on course to get 274 points and 399 goals this season if the media keeps hyping them at the current rate.

[Syn]

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/21/1413875741828_wps_21_Crystal_Palace_fans_hold_.jpg
Palace fans :bow:

But there are some people not happy about it and neither is Adrian Durham.


Crystal Palace should be charged by the FA for their fans' offensive banner on Roman Abramovich... Chelsea's owner could even seek legal advice over 'dirty money' jibe

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2801229/crystal-palace-charged-fa-fans-banner-roman-abramovich.html#ixzz3Golc9l6A


And he is so furious he goes on to repeat the offensively true wording from the banner several times in his article - in case you didn't notice it in the headline. Mega wind up merchant.