Champions League 2014/15

[Niall_Quinn]

Clearly racism and a very accurate representation of all Chelsea fans as we'd all agree.

The media have done a good job on this.

That's what I've been trying to explain to this idiot.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Basel: Vaclik; Xhaka, Suchy, Samuel, Safari; Elneny, Frei, Zuffi; Gonzalez, Gashi; Streller.

Porto: Fabiano; Danilo, Maicon, Marcano, Alex Sandro; Herrera, Casemiro, Oliver; Tello, Martinez, Brahimi.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Schalke: Wellenreuther; Uchida, Howedes, Matip, Nastasic, Aogo; Neustadter; Hoger, Boateng; Choupo-Moting, Huntelaar.

Real Madrid: Casillas, Carvajal, Varane, Pepe, Marcelo, Kroos, Lucas Silva, Isco, Bale, Cristiano Ronaldo, Benzema.

Come on Di Matteo. :bow:

Prove 2012 was not a disgusting fluke (though it was).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kroos booked.

English refs in both games. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Basel 1-0 Porto, Gonzalez!

:bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Schalke 0-1 Marketing, Ronaldo heads it in.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Huntelaar off injured, Platte on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Prince booked, out of the second leg.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good save from Wellenreuther off Ronaldo's freekick.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Disallowed goal for Porto?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Horrendous from Bale. :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Close match so far?

Real struggling against an under-strength Schalke side who are not very good anyway would say they're still in poor form.

[Master Splinter]

Isco skies a good chance.

[Master Splinter]

Ronaldo free-kick straight into the wall.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Platte smashes the bar, Uchida pubs up the rebound!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Close match so far?

Real struggling against an under-strength Schalke side who are not very good anyway would say they're still in poor form.

Marketing are just sleepwalking I think. Their sleepiness is making it a close game - if they turned up for five minutes it'll probably be 0-2.

[Master Splinter]

Platte smashes the bar.

[Master Splinter]

Jack Thaler: Tonight's action just goes to show how fantastic the English Premier League is. If they played in the England then Schalke, Basel, and Porto would all be battling relegation. Burnley would wipe the floor with them.



:doh:

It's probably Phil Neville's alias.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Benzema hauled off, Hernandez on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Schalke 0-2 Marketing, Marcelo.

Great strike.

[Master Splinter]

Hit 'n' hope tbh.

[Master Splinter]

Federer FC 1-1 Porto, Danilo pel.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Schalke 0-2 Marketing, FT.

Tie over tbf.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Basel 1-1 Porto, FT.

[Marc Overmars]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-Jd3PIIEAA_Xoz.jpg:large

[Niall_Quinn]

A bit of a faux pas from Monsieur Victim:


'These people, these English fans, must be found, punished and locked up. They can't be allowed to get away with it.'

Meanwhile, anyone know what happened to the PSG fans who kicked off with mouthy chavs in the city centre? Last I heard le coppers went in with tear gas.

[Niall_Quinn]

I was on my way home from work. I went down on to the platform and the Métro train was pulling in to the platform.

It was very crowded, the train stopped and it was clear there was some trouble, some people shouting, and it was clear these were English people. There was some chanting: “Chelsea, Chelsea.” I didn’t actually know there was a match on.

There were a couple of guys thrown off by the Chelsea supporters. The supporters were insulting them, telling them to fuck off. They were picked on because they were Paris Saint-Germain supporters, wearing scarves. At one point one of the guys threatened to stab a PSG supporter.

They were also throwing small coins at people on the platform. The train had been stopped for two or three minutes; it seemed like the doors had been obstructed.

In one carriage it was mainly Chelsea supporters who were being very loud, and some people were walking off. The doors where they were standing were the only ones open. I got out my phone and started to discreetly film. I have worked as a journalist and was pretty appalled by what I saw.

Then the incident you see in the video happened.

This from the guy who shot the footage. Not hard to figure out who the main culprits are in this incident and I don't mean the idiots on the train who you can easily find at ANY football match across this country and every other country that plays the game.

[Niall_Quinn]

English Racism: Arrests in the Premier League 2013-14
Col 1: Total Arrests by Club - Col 2: Arrests for racist related incidents.

Sunderland 62 - 2
Stoke City 47 - 2
Aston Villa 36 - 2
Arsenal 67 - 1
Newcastle United 50 - 1
Swansea City 9 - 1

Manchester United 112 - 0
Manchester City 71 - 0
Liverpool 58 - 0
Chelsea 56 - 0
Everton 47 - 0
Tottenham Hotspur 42 - 0
West Ham United 37 - 0
West Bromwich Albion 31 - 0
Fulham 24 - 0
Hull City 21 - 0
Crystal Palace 19 - 0
Cardiff City 16 - 0
Southampton 14 - 0
Norwich City 4 - 0

We're in some pretty nasty company there and because we've had ONE incident (which is all it takes), we're officially a racist club. Though not as racist as Sunderland, Stoke and Villa who are twice as racist.

In terms of the Champions League 2013-2014
Football-related arrests (as defined in domestic legislation) relating to supporters of English and Welsh clubs in connection with Champions League, Super Cup
and Europa League matches outside of England and Wales: Total 18 arrests (zero for racist related incidents)

Arsenal 1 arrest, 5 matches
Chelsea 1 arrest, 7 matches
Manchester City 5 arrests, 4 matches
Manchester United 8 arrests, 5 matches

Hmmm, Manchester hooligans! Let me scan the paper and find the reports.

To address Ashton's issues (non-mental ones at least):

Across all of English and Welsh football, racist or indecent chanting:
2012-2013 - 42 arrests.
2013-2014 - 21 arrests. Literally half, although the trend has been roughly 30-40 per year since 2000. So Ashton is little bit completely incorrect. Racism is not spiralling out of control and we are not back to the 80s. Nice try though.

https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/352864/FootballRelatedArrestsBanningOrderSeason201314.pdf

If I had to make a judgement I'd say the chavs aren't the biggest problem, the mancs are - topping the chavs in violent disorder, missile throwing, fireworks chucking, public disorder.

As for Arsenal, we excel at public disorder generally related to alcohol. In other words, we can't hold our drink. This is because the average is pushed way up every time Letters attends a match.

[GP]

Weird.

[Marc Overmars]

If I had to make a judgement I'd say the chavs aren't the biggest problem, the mancs are - topping the chavs in violent disorder, missile throwing, fireworks chucking, public disorder.



Nah, Chelsea are definitely the biggest problem.

[Letters]

I'm not convinced arrest statistics are that telling.
The number of arrests from the incident on the Metro the other night is currently 0.
It may lead to some arrests but only because a video happened to be taken and be splashed all over the news.
The number of arrests from the incident I witnessed while going to an Arsenal vs Chelsea game (some Chelsea knuckle draggers racially abusing some Orthodox Jews who got on the train) was 0. Should I have reported it? Maybe. Would anyone have been arrested? I doubt it.

It isn't 'spiralling out of control', no, and we're not back in the 80s. But there IS a nasty element at Chelsea and sure, we all have our knuckle draggers but from my experience (and that of others I know) it is worse there.

[Marc Overmars]

The chant is apparently something they made up to defend their racist captain. So essentially they've trivialized racism.

Disgusting club and fans.

[Niall_Quinn]

I'm not convinced arrest statistics are that telling.
The number of arrests from the incident on the Metro the other night is currently 0.
It may lead to some arrests but only because a video happened to be taken and be splashed all over the news.
The number of arrests from the incident I witnessed while going to an Arsenal vs Chelsea game (some Chelsea knuckle draggers racially abusing some Orthodox Jews who got on the train) was 0. Should I have reported it? Maybe. Would anyone have been arrested? I doubt it.

It isn't 'spiralling out of control', no, and we're not back in the 80s. But there IS a nasty element at Chelsea and sure, we all have our knuckle draggers but from my experience (and that of others I know) it is worse there.

The statistics are more telling than the media editing a video and blowing one incident out of all proportion in relation to what goes on in football generally but to a much lesser degree than this shoddy journalism is suggesting.

The one good thing that could come out of it is the front page fuss probably means there are a bunch of thugs shitting it and wishing they could have kept their mouths shut. So maybe in the future thugs will think twice before they act up in public.

But the massively counter-productive side of this is the obnoxious media has again managed to trivialise the nature and scope of racism and distract from the structural racism that is not just present in but actually drives the upper tiers of our society. We can never tackle racism at the root if we keep getting misdirected into the stereotype it is a problem specific to or particularly prevalent in football or among the "ignorant" classes in general. The most harmful forms of racism are practised clinically and to devastating effect by the lads who went to Harrow and Eton. When are they going to get pulled up for it? Racism in all its forms I mean, stuff far, far worse than name calling.

Are you aware of the language our troops use when they go to "war", for instance? We cheer these fuckers in the street when they slink home.

[Niall_Quinn]

An absolutely ludicrous article from Henry Winter. What a fucking cock.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/chelsea/11419546/Chilling-video-of-racist-Chelsea-supporters-in-Paris-shames-club-and-has-damaging-ramifications-for-English-football.html

Is he not aware that Call Me Dave is sponsoring a bunch of goons in the Ukraine who model themselves on the Nazis and take great delight in terrorising ethnic minorities in their society, particularly Jews? Will the education Winter is proposing be compulsory for Dave and his gang? I'm afraid changing the name of the Nationalist Socialists to the "Freedom" Party doesn't really cut it Dave. Back to the classroom mate.

[Niall_Quinn]

Other shoe drops. So now we know what it was all about.


Chelsea fan Josh Parsons identified from racist Paris Metro train video is pictured with UKIP leader Nigel Farage - as victim tells of his shocking ordeal
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2960061/Chelsea-fan-identified-shocking-Paris-Metro-train-video-pictured-UKIP-leader-Nigel-Farage-black-victim-tells-shocking-ordeal.html

Half way down the "article":


There is no suggestion that either was involved in the pushing of the passenger or the racist chanting.

I see what you did there, Daily Mail.

[Letters]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILGrNzloMSU

:lol:

[Master Splinter]

Tuesday 24th February (Champions League Last 16):


Juventus v Borussia Dortmund - 19:45

Manchester City v Barcelona - 19:45


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No Yaya for Citeh, because of his ban. They were completely outplayed by a 10-man Bayern, but pubbed it out and I think that might happen again tonight. Especially with Barca's flimsy record in England. 2-2. Barcelona to win at the Nou Camp.

Dortmund have recovered some form and were strangely doing well in Europe anyway, so I think they'll win at Juventus and come through that tie.

[Master Splinter]

Manchester City XI: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Demichelis, Clichy, Fernando, Milner, Nasri, Silva, Dzeko, Aguero.
Subs: Caballero, Sagna, Mangala, Fernandinho, Lampard, Navas, Bony.

Barcelona XI: Ter Stegen; Alves, Pique, Mascherano, Alba; Busquets, Rakitic, Iniesta; Messi, Suarez, Neymar.
Subs: Bravo, Xavi, Pedro, Rafinha, Sergi Roberto, Adriano, Mathieu.

[Niall_Quinn]

I'm a a huge Barca fan. For tonight.

[AFC Leveller]

I'm a a huge Barca fan. For tonight.

Me too. hope Citeh lose 0-5 and Kompany scores three own goals. Dailymail wont know what to write.

[AFC Leveller]

suarez, 0-1

Kompany at fault.

[adzzzbatch]

shitty 0-1 bar

[Globalgunner]

Dracula bites!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Messi's turning circle on the ball was about 2 inches. :lol:

Poor old Clichy ran about 5 yards.

[Niall_Quinn]

Excruciating bore ball from Barca. Worse than us at our worst. And then a nothing header.

It's us!

[Niall_Quinn]

Have to admit, gypos are a lot better to watch.

[Niall_Quinn]

Dracula strikes again 0-2 Barca

[Niall_Quinn]

5 gypo defenders beaten there. They really aren't that good at the back.

[adzzzbatch]

shitty :haha:

fuck off you CL wannabes!

[Niall_Quinn]

Neymar should have made it 3, but he's crap.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

City are being dominated all over the pitch atm.

It might help if they gave Barca players less than 5 minutes to make a pass. Even then though they'd just dance around them.

[adzzzbatch]

come on barce you cunts, finish the tie here.

[Globalgunner]

Jeepers Creepers!. These Spaniards are good. How the hell did Malaga beat Them?

[Niall_Quinn]

City are being dominated all over the pitch atm.

It might help if they gave Barca players less than 5 minutes to make a pass. Even then though they'd just dance around them.

Shame there are no British journalists watching. Might cause them to think twice about calling this gypo team one of the greatest ever.

[Niall_Quinn]

Cutting through this gypo defence like a knife through overpaid, super hyped journeymen.

[AFC Leveller]

Excruciating bore ball from Barca. Worse than us at our worst. And then a nothing header.

It's us!

yes they do play borebal but the second goal was just too good, pure class.

[Niall_Quinn]

Looked a handball at first watch.

[Globalgunner]

Clichy. Still a Muppet after all these years

[Niall_Quinn]

yes they do play borebal but the second goal was just too good, pure class.

For sure, class. But they way they strut around and do that stupid one touch 3 yard pass multiple times between the same two players. Puke inducing. It would serve them right if they don't break the 5 goal mark tonight.

[Niall_Quinn]

So greedy by Alves.

[Niall_Quinn]

Alves booked.

[Niall_Quinn]

Gypos get a shot on target.

[Niall_Quinn]

HT 0-2 Barca

Pelligini's tactics? WTF? I know, let's give Barca the ball and let them have all the time they need. van Gaal couldn't have cooked up something more genius.

[AFC Leveller]

Gypos get a shot on target.

so thats one more trillion pounds and they should compete with barcelona.

[AFC Leveller]

HT 0-2 Barca

Pelligini's tactics? WTF? I know, let's give Barca the ball and let them have all the time they need. van Gaal couldn't have cooked up something more genius.

his captain has been all over the place again and was at faumt for ther first goal.

city dont know how to beat barca, they play a non threatning game.

[Niall_Quinn]

Scholes can barely contain a grin. Gets a dig in at Kompany too.

Good punditry tbf.

[adzzzbatch]

I guess shitty didn't watch the video of our match when we beat the cheating barce cunts 2-1 at home.

Us! :bow:

[Letters]

I guess shitty didn't watch the video of our match when we beat the cheating barce cunts 2-1 at home.

Wenger! :bow:
City :pal:

Need more playa, tbf

[Niall_Quinn]

Finding it very difficult to want the barcunts to win, even against the gypos. Certainly it would be a little bit hilarious if Barca conceded 3 after all their prancing around.

Dzeko :doh: How much does he get paid?

[Niall_Quinn]

Aguero. Just wide.

[Niall_Quinn]

Unreal dive by racketface. Flying through the air screaming. Embarrassing.

[Niall_Quinn]

LOL. Barca diving every time now to try to break up the play. They are masters at cheating.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fernandinho on for lesbo.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bony the Bench getting ready.

[Niall_Quinn]

Messi is ridiculously good.

[Niall_Quinn]

Really though, the gypos have blown great chances to be back in this.

[Niall_Quinn]

Dzeko off, Bony on.

[Niall_Quinn]

1-2 Aguero

[Niall_Quinn]

Aguero and Alexis in the same team would be devastating. Hope the gypos don't think the same way.

[adzzzbatch]

Oh FFS!

[Niall_Quinn]

Suarez rolling all over the place again.

Racketface off, some bloke called Mathieu on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bony :haha:

What the fuck was that?

[Niall_Quinn]

Ref come to the rescue though. Red card for Clichy. Barca and refs are just unbelievable.

Clichy misses the ball, also misses Alves but the dirty cheat knows how to milk a situation like that. Typical Barca.

Now the cunt Alves slinks off because he's on a yellow too. Adriano on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Incredible dive in the box by Alba. What a fucking cheat. Not even the ref wants any part of that.

Before the game you want Barca. Then you see them and what they are all about and you remember you could never, ever want a team of cunts like this to prosper. Even against the trillionaire gypos.

[adzzzbatch]

Awwww poor ickle shitty :haha:

barce cheats though :sick:

[Niall_Quinn]

Sagna :haha: for Silva.

[adzzzbatch]

Sagna :haha: for Silva.

who?

[Niall_Quinn]

The cheat Alves kicking water bottles after being subbed.

Neymar the overhyped nothing player off, Pedro on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ref is wasting time for Barca :haha:

[Letters]

Ref come to the rescue though. Red card for Clichy. Barca and refs are just unbelievable.

Clichy misses the ball, also misses Alves but the dirty cheat knows how to milk a situation like that. Typical Barca.

Now the cunt Alves slinks off because he's on a yellow too. Adriano on.
:lol:

He clearly kicked the Barca player's knee. Definite yellow card

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Messi if you could be so kind to get me some fantasy points that'd be great.

[Niall_Quinn]

:lol:

He clearly kicked the Barca player's knee. Definite yellow card

No he didn't. Missed him with the kick that was clearly aimed at the ball and then their legs smacked into each other.

[Niall_Quinn]

Adriano booked for a cynical foul.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fernando booked for doing what he does.

[Niall_Quinn]

Messi offside after sticking it in the net.

+3 mins

[Niall_Quinn]

Pique dives. Ref likes it.

[Niall_Quinn]

Stinking cheat Alba crying for a pen. Blasted the ball at the player.

[fakeyank]

Shitty :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Messi wins the pen. Zabaletta not as great as we've been repeatedly led to believe. That moment of stupidity costs them the tie.

[Niall_Quinn]

Messi :haha:

What a miss!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Messi if you could be so kind to get me some fantasy points that'd be great.

Cheers lad.

Ronaldo :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

FT 1-2

Did Messi do that on purpose? Inexplicable.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fucking horrible cheats those barca cunts. Hateful team.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Messi. :lol:

He really is awful at pelanties.

Citeh. :haha:

They are pathetic.

[Letters]

No he didn't. Missed him with the kick that was clearly aimed at the ball and then their legs smacked into each other.

Ok


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f3nyqAXG4k

If someone had done that to one of our players I'd have expected him to be booked.

[GP]

Typical N_Q fawning over his precious city.

It was a clear foul.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Can Arsenal restore pride for the Premier League? :popcorn:

[Niall_Quinn]

Ok


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f3nyqAXG4k

If someone had done that to one of our players I'd have expected him to be booked.

If someone had done that to one of our players they wouldn't have been booked, as we know from long-standing experience. But when you get a cunt like Alves screaming his head off as he hits the deck and factor in the Barca shirt it's going to be a booking every time. It's the cheating of that despicable cunt Alves that should be highlighted. Not that he was the only Barca cunt to dive. That dive from Alba was breathtaking and he did not get booked. Why? Cheats shouldn't be rewarded. They are, but they shouldn't be.

[Letters]

If someone had done that to one of our players they wouldn't have been booked, as we know from long-standing experience.

:lol: well that is certainly true, but it was a foul and it wasn't a dive. I'm not disputing he made the most of it but it wasn't the most unreasonable booking. It was one of those ones that had Clichy not been booked he would have been booked for, but refs usually chicken out if the player has been booked.

[AFC Leveller]

City are embarrassing, really bad stuff. How can you spend trillions and trillions but be made to look like a sunday league outfit at your own ground? If Barceloa really wanted to they could have scored 4 or 5 but because the players dont like Enrique much, they let the back in it.

We have faced the great Barca and bayern sides at home and i dont remember us being completly outplayed like that.

[Marc Overmars]

Well Bayern gave us a pretty hard time in 2013, last year the match swung by the sending off though. We couldn't get near Barca for patches either but at least we fought back to get results.

This is something that happens with routine when PL teams face the elite, always one step behind. BLitW. :bow:

[AFC Leveller]

Well Bayern gave us a pretty hard time in 2013, last year the match swung by the sending off though. We couldn't get near Barca for patches either but at least we fought back to get results.

This is something that happens with routine when PL teams face the elite, always one step behind. BLitW. :bow:

Yes we did concede posession because those teams play keep ball much better than us but we werent scared or intimidated and got goals on every occasion, esp at home. I think these last two barcelona games against City say a lot more about Pellegrini than anything else, he is a fraud and not one for the big occasions. (his record against barca is something like played 16, lost 12 and won 4).

[Özim]

First game against Barca we got schooled at home, we didn't touch the ball for 25 minutes or so and they missed a host of chances, then they beat us 4-0 at the Nou Camp.

2nd game was more competitive, though they again schooled us in the 1st half and missed a lot of chances.

Bayern game was odd, we got battered in the 1st game and then in the 2nd game Bayern played like the tie was won and we got two goals (never really threatend to win it after that though).

[Letters]

(never really threatend to win it after that though).
No, in the remaining few minutes we didn't :rolleyes:

[Özim]

No, in the remaining few minutes we didn't :rolleyes:

After we scord the 2nd don't think we had a shot, but even before that at no point did you feel like we would turn it around and win the tie.

[Letters]

After we scord the 2nd don't think we had a shot, but even before that at no point did you feel like we would turn it around and win the tie.
I never felt we'd win the tie but you always roll this out as a criticism. We scored the 2nd goal in something like the 88th minute. So no, we didn't do much after that.
Had it been like the Stoke game where we got it back to 3-2 with 20 minutes left then it would be a fairly valid criticism. But we didn't, so it isn't.

[Özim]

88th minute or not, still think there was about 5-6 minutes after that where we could have thrown the kitchen sink at them, but we didn't. Like you siad though we never looked capable of winning the tie, the game was a strange one in any case, Bayern didn't play at all.

[Master Splinter]

It was almost disgraceful how Barca just let Citeh off the hook yesterday. They do seem to have a habit of storming out of the blocks and then letting opponents back in CL games, but it looked as if they didn't give a fuck about extending their lead when the opportunity to do so kept presenting itself. Even when Citeh were down to ten, Messi decided to play like a moran. That was a 0-4 game at half time and probably a 1-6 at least overall, but somehow Citeh are only one goal behind. There's probably something in the Messi-led anti-Enrique rebellion. They were playing unprofessional beach football when basic passing and finishing could have led to a simple and untroubled passage through to the next round already.

Also, Kompany :haha:. Just a terrible defender.

Zabaleta has been poor recently too. And still Sagan can't get games. :haha:

And Fernando, one of the Oafs Of The Round Pub Table, up against Iniesta, Rakitic and Messi was just ridiculous.

Nasri well and truly hauled off after his Billy Big Bollocks interview pre-match. :haha:

Citeh :haha:.

[Letters]

88th minute or not, still think there was about 5-6 minutes after that where we could have thrown the kitchen sink at them, but we didn't. Like you siad though we never looked capable of winning the tie, the game was a strange one in any case, Bayern didn't play at all.

The first leg result certainly affected the 2nd leg, we caught them cold and gave them a real scare when we got the 2nd goal.
Realistically had we got it 20 minutes earlier I guess Bayern would most likely have woken up and we wouldn't have gone through anyway but it was a good confidence boosting win at the time.

[Master Splinter]

Wednesday 25 February - CL Last 16:

Leverkusen: Leno, Spahić, Hilbert, K. Papadopoulos, Wendell, Bender, Hakan Çalhanoğlu, Castro, Bellarabi, Son Heung-Min, Drmić
Subs: Krešić, Boenisch, Donati, Reinartz, Rolfes, Kiessling, Brandt

Atlético: Moyà, Godín, Siqueira, Juanfran, Miranda, Tiago, Griezmann, Arda Turan, Gabi, Saúl Ñíguez, Mandžukić
Subs: Oblak, Gámez, Giménez, Mario Suárez, Raúl García, Cani, Torres

[Master Splinter]

Leverkusen 0-0 Atlético at half-time.

[Master Splinter]

Bayer Leverkusen 1-0 Atletico Madrid - Hakan Calhanoglu

[Master Splinter]

1-0 FT.

[Niall_Quinn]

Back to the serious competitors. Good win for the Germans but the Spaniards will nick it at home.

[GP]

Madrid 0-1 Schalke

[GP]

Porto 1-0 Basle

[Munchies]

Ronaldo equalises

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Schalke are winning this 4-3 on the night :blink:

They only need one more with a few minutes left. Really good game.

Porto are smashing Basle in the other game. Us :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Madrid scrape thorough in the end.

BOOOOOOOOO :lol:

The white hankies are out!

[Marc Overmars]

Ancelotti. :wave:

Time to spend another trillion in the summer. :sleep:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Were they the Madrid equivalent of the Stoke trolls on deadline day?

[GP]

How many did the world class Gareth Fail score?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

As MO says, Ancelotti is very close to being given the boot.

[Master Splinter]

Chelsea: Courtois, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Azpilicueta, Matic, Ramires, Fabregas, Oscar, Hazard, Costa.
Subs: Cech, Luis, Zouma, Drogba, Remy, Willian, Cuadrado.

PSG: Sirigu, Marquinhos, Thiago Silva, Luiz, Maxwell, Thiago Motta, Matuidi, Verratti, Pastore, Cavani, Ibrahimovic.
Subs: Douchez, Camara, Bahebeck, Digne, Lavezzi, van der Wiel, Rabiot.

Referee: Bjorn Kuipers (Oldenzaal)

[Master Splinter]

Bayern Munich: Neuer, Rafinha, Boateng, Badstuber, Alaba, Schweinsteiger, Robben, Gotze, Muller, Ribery, Lewandowski.
Subs: Reina, Dante, Benatia, Pizarro, Bernat, Rode, Lahm.

Shakhtar Donetsk: Pyatov, Srna, Kucher, Rakitskiy, Shevchuk, Taison, Fred, Stepanenko, Douglas Costa, Alex Teixeira, Adriano.
Subs: Kanibolotskiy, Wellington Nem, Fernando, Gladkiy, Kryvtsov, Ilsinho, Dentinho.

Referee: William Collum (Scotland)

[Letters]

Schalke are winning this 4-3 on the night :blink:

They only need one more with a few minutes left. Really good game.
As I was at a loose end on my very important work trip/jolly* in Warsaw I watched this one.
Brilliant, crazy game. End to end stuff.

* - delete as appropriate, although be fair, British tax payer, I did fly WizzAir to save you some money**
** - no I didn't, I mean it wasn't to save you money, it was just who had the flights at the right time.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Is it me or is Costa spelt C U @ T?

[Master Splinter]

Come on the less hateful manufactured mega plastic club!

PSG should have won their last three meetings with Chelsea 10-4 at least on aggregate, but they fucked up. Hopefully they don't tonight. Their team lacks little bit pace, although Chelsea rely exclusively on Hazard falling to the floor in every area of the pitch so they can filth one in via twelve deflections. Zlatan and Cavani better not be as wasteful as they have been in the previous games.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

4th official completely blanks "talk shit Jose"

[Master Splinter]

Bayern Munich 1-0 Shakhtar Donetsk - Thomas Muller pelanty.

And Kucher sent off for Shakhtar too. Shakhtar :rose:.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

I am declaring a Goonersweb directive that Costa must now be referred to as Cu@t

[Master Splinter]

Hazard flaps to the floor.

No free-kick.

:faint:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Zlatan sent off.

That's not a red.

Oscar (and the other Chelsea players') reaction made that a red.

[Niall_Quinn]

Did he even touch him?

[Letters]

That's not a red.

Nope, never a red.

#brownenvelope

[Niall_Quinn]

Simple collision but Oscar's cheating has swung it.

[Letters]

Did he even touch him?

It was a foul, probably a yellow, never a red.

[Master Splinter]

Zlatan sent off!

Moron.

It looked like a 50-50 challenge with Oscar though.

Chelsea players hounded the ref so Mourinho's pre-game bullshit has worked.

Satan well and truly alive.

[Niall_Quinn]

The ref has no control over this and the chavs are taking full advantage. PSG should just punch out these stinking chavs and be done with it.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Oscar was actually off the ground ffs. And was far more reckless.

Out of anyone, it should have been him off.

[Niall_Quinn]

If there's any justice Oscar will break his leg and bleed out before the ambulance can get there.

[Niall_Quinn]

Just when you think you hate Utd or the gypos, the chavs come along and redefine the meaning of hate.

[Niall_Quinn]

Scrote Fabregas diving with the best of them.

[Master Splinter]

Bayern Munich 2-0 Shakhtar Donetsk - Jerome Boateng.

[Niall_Quinn]

Oscar gets a yellow to go with that red he somehow managed to palm off on Ibra

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Rubbish red card! If anything Oscar should be off hence his fake injury claim.....footballers total scum

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Just when you think you hate Utd or the gypos, the chavs come along and redefine the meaning of hate.

I can't comprehend how anyone doesn't hate them with every fibre of their being.

Hideous, hideous, hideous club.. Everything about them.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Come on PSG

[Master Splinter]

Just when you think you hate Utd or the gypos, the chavs come along and redefine the meaning of hate.

Citeh don't actually have that many cunts in their team. And they try to play football. It's just that everything about them is hollow.

Chelsea are just completely vile.

[Niall_Quinn]

The Enemy of Football will sub that shit Oscar, job done. Pure filth.

[AFC Leveller]

Oscar looks fine after appearing to be amputated.

Chelsea are bigger cheats than anyone. Filthy club. Ref has no personality.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

I can't comprehend how anyone doesn't hate them with every fibre of their being.

Hideous, hideous, hideous club.. Everything about them.

:clap: :gp:

[Master Splinter]

Oscar was actually off the ground ffs. And was far more reckless.

Out of anyone, it should have been him off.

Zlatan didn't roll around.

Should have honestly writhed on the ground like Oscar.

[Niall_Quinn]

Looks like Costa threw a punch, missed and then collapsed in a heap. Cheat basically.

[Letters]

I can't comprehend how anyone doesn't hate them with every fibre of their being.

Hideous, hideous, hideous club.. Everything about them.

Literally no redeeming features.
**** players
**** fans
**** of a manager

[Master Splinter]

It's a campaign!

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Don't care if that should have been a pk.....he is a Cu@t and deserves every wrong decision that goes against him......fuck off Cu@t you Cu@t

[Master Splinter]

PSG should make this count.

Take out all these scumbags and ensure a punch-up to get them thrown out of the competition.

[Niall_Quinn]

Excellent. The reputation of that cheating scum just cost them a pen. Justice.

Look at that tosser Maureen.

Come on PSG. My second favourite team ever, even if they are stupid money dopers.

[AFC Leveller]

Vile club from head to toe. Cheating cu.ts.
Looks like mourinhos pre match moan about psg worked wonders.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ref pretending he knows what he's doing. Not a very good actor.

[AFC Leveller]

Didn't Oscar publically molest his sister

Expect anything from that guy tbf.

[Niall_Quinn]

Maureen's master plan working so far. Destroy football, cheat, moan, send his players out to do the same.

Let's see if the studio hacks have the guts to call these chavs out for what they are.

[Letters]

Never, never, never want that **** as our manager.

[Niall_Quinn]

Didn't Oscar publically molest his sister

Expect anything from that guy tbf.

He was nothing like the shit he is today when he first arrived, he was a skilful, pacey player. Now he's a clog swinging, hacking, diving, cheating cunt. Shows what a few years in that sewer can do.

[AFC Leveller]

11 chav players surround the Ref immediately

[Niall_Quinn]

11 chav players surround the Ref immediately

He already had the card out, it was Oscar's oscar performance that sold him. Two minutes after dying he's up and fouling the next target. Hateful.

[Niall_Quinn]

Well said Carragher. Absolutely correct.

[Master Splinter]

"It's coming into the game."

No Carragher, United and Chelsea have been doing it on a massive scale for over ten years.

Not to mention the cunt-offs between Real and Barca.

[Niall_Quinn]

That was Souness who's trying to pretend it's a new development. But tbf he specifically singled out Marketing and the cuntalans. Could see TH squirming because he was there when that shit was happening.

Maureen will have a hit out on Sky and Carragher by tomorrow. You can't go around telling the truth about the filthy chavs and their eyed gouging shit of a manager. There will be consequences.

[Niall_Quinn]

Willian the shit spreading farmer on for the cheat Oscar.

[Niall_Quinn]

Gary Neville likes the cheating. Says it reminds him of his time at Utd. Shrewd he reckons.

If there are kids watching tonight... and so on...

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Can they really not come up with a chant of more than one word?

[Niall_Quinn]

What the hell is that PSG keeper up to?

[Master Splinter]

Gary Neville likes the cheating. Says it reminds him of his time at Utd. Shrewd he reckons.

If there are kids watching tonight... and so on...

Arsenal were soft!

Reyes should have just got up after having 748 bruises and cuts on his legs inflicted by the Neville dogs.

Wenger out!

[Niall_Quinn]

Can they really not come up with a chant of more than one word?

All their other words were banned under the Race Relations act.

[Master Splinter]

Bayern Munich 3-0 Shakhtar Donetsk - Franck Ribery.

[Letters]

Another Chelsea player going down quicker than your mum having hardly been touched :rolleyes:

[Master Splinter]

Bayern Munich 4-0 Shakhtar Donetsk - Thomas Muller.

[Niall_Quinn]

Good work by Cavani.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bayern Munich 4-0 Shakhtar Donetsk - Thomas Muller.

That one is probably over then.

[Niall_Quinn]

Have the chavs decide to park the bus and go for the 0-0?

[Niall_Quinn]

Silly dive by Fabregas.

[Master Splinter]

Cavani :doh:.

FFS.

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh fuck right off Cavani :doh:

[Munchies]

FFS

[Master Splinter]

Cavani must hold the record for his 0% conversion rate in important games.

Biggest bottler ever?

[AFC Leveller]

Fuck I thought that was in.

Will celebrate. Psg goal like an Arsenal one. Fuck chelsea.

[Niall_Quinn]

Cavani must hold the record for his 0% conversion rate in important games.

Biggest bottler ever?

Falcao is right up there with him.

[Niall_Quinn]

Neville is getting nervous now.

[AFC Leveller]

Chavski looking to bore the fuck out of everyone.

They really are the enemy of football.

[Niall_Quinn]

Life sapping anti-football from these chavvy turds.

[Master Splinter]

Bayern Munich 5-0 Shakhtar Donetsk - Badstuber.

[Niall_Quinn]

Why do players do those stupid flicks when a simple pass will suffice?

[Niall_Quinn]

Why can't multi million quid players cross a ball?

[Niall_Quinn]

This ref is grim.

[Master Splinter]

These horrible scumturds are being thoroughly outplayed yet again. And by 10 men.

Ivanovic scuffed knee volley from a corner to put them 1-0 up coming soon.

[Niall_Quinn]

Maureen warming up two wheel clamps and a steering lock on the touchline.

[AFC Leveller]

Blatant corner, Ref gives goalkick

[Niall_Quinn]

This ref :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Wow, really nasty leg-breaking attempt by the scum Matic. Not even a yellow.

[Niall_Quinn]

Pastore - WTF? Professional player? He gets paid to play? Amazing.

[Letters]

The ref could at least make SOME attempt to pretend he's not been paid :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

Luiz may be a shit footballer, but he's an outstanding cheat. Surprised the vile chavs let him go.

Chavs are winding things up again to break up the play. They are obscene.

[AFC Leveller]

Aza rolls around for a bit. Yellow cones out for the psg guy. Aza is up and running. Maureen must b proud.

[Master Splinter]

Bayern Munich 6-0 Shakhtar Donetsk, Lewandowski.

[Niall_Quinn]

The ref could at least make SOME attempt to pretend he's not been paid :doh:

tbf no ref could contend with the depths these chavs will go to. They have no intention of playing a football match and are prepared to do whatever it takes to make sure a football match can never happen.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ridiculous dive by Costa, but he gets his FK.

[AFC Leveller]

Rip football

[Niall_Quinn]

Ramires :haha: What a lump of shit. Luckily.

[Niall_Quinn]

Cahill clogs one in and the cheats prosper yet again. :sick:

[Master Splinter]

There it is.

From a set-piece again.

Despicable, abhorrent, sinister outfit.

Satan prospers once more.

[Niall_Quinn]

There it is.

From a set-piece again.

Despicable, abhorrent, sinister outfit.

Satan prospers once more.

You almost called it, he fucked up trying to bobble it off his knee and he ended up hitting it with just his clog.

[Niall_Quinn]

This is why £50mill for the likes of Cavani is pure comedy. He had his chance and at this level you don't get many. That's what the £50mill is supposed to buy you. Instead you get hype.

[Niall_Quinn]

Even the chav ball boys are geared up to cheat. They don't leave anything to chance when it comes to gamesmanship.

They are "shrewd"

[Master Splinter]

LUIZ!!!!!!!!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

LOUISSSSSSSSSSSEE

pHENONEMAL THUD OFF THE BAR

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Yereeerrrrs

[AFC Leveller]

Sideshow gets one back. Psg deservedly level.

[Niall_Quinn]

:haha:

I think I just shit my pants with joy.

Neville is devastated.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ramires :haha: How bad is this guy?

[Master Splinter]

Bayern Munich 7-0 Shakhtar Donetsk - Mario Gotze.

[Niall_Quinn]

Cavani is shit.

[Niall_Quinn]

Horrible dive from the little cheat aza.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bayern Munich 7-0 Shakhtar Donetsk - Mario Gotze.

Shakhtar are as good as out. Can't see them coming back from that.

[Niall_Quinn]

If the ref can't see it, what's the linesman up to? Or that famous fifth official?

[Munchies]

send the cunt off already

[Niall_Quinn]

Into extra time we go.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bayern are little bit scary.

Also, on to Extra time at the Bridge!

Chelsea. :haha:

No wins for the Premier League teams still in the Champions League knockouts.

[Niall_Quinn]

FT cheating chav cunts 1 (Cahill the Clog) PSG 1 (Luiz the wank tissue)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dids is on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Chelsea. Fuck off.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-1 Hazard. Their luck is never ending.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

What the hell is he thinking? :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

Ref thought the limelight had shifted away from him a bit.

[Munchies]

faaaaak

[Niall_Quinn]

Horrible little cunt.

[Master Splinter]

Thiago Silva you fucking idiot.

Another Chelsea set-piece goal. Truly wonderful representatives of this sport.

[Niall_Quinn]

Why can't professional player take FKs?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good dive from Hazard.