Champions League 2014/15

[Niall_Quinn]

Why hasn't aza been booked for cheating? Thought that was the rule?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Freekick to PSG. Don't overhit it this time.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Luiz goes for glory from miles out. Courtois pushes it over.

[Niall_Quinn]

Is Cavani going to do something soon?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yes, he will miss a sitter.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-1 HT in ET.

Football 15 minutes away from its latest death.

[Niall_Quinn]

Maureen doing a funny little dance.

15 mins left for football to be rescued.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shocking freekick.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Willian's 955th foul. No card.

[Niall_Quinn]

That massively overrated cunt Costa blasts it 50 yards wide and 220 yards high.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cavani is a £53 million idiot.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cavani again. :haha:

Why control the ball when you can pub it up?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great save from Courtois to deny Thiago Silva.

[Master Splinter]

Piss off Courtois.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

THIAGO SILVA!!!!!!!!


COME ON!!!!!!

[Letters]

:yippee:

:dance:

[Master Splinter]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

[Letters]

STICK IT UP YOUR BOLLOCKS!!!

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Absolutely no way we should be going for Cavani........Falcao mark II

[Munchies]

Good!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Aren't these the type of goals teams simply don't concede with leaders of men like JT and Gary?

[Niall_Quinn]

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Japan Shaking All Over]

:haha: :haha: :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Do a Chelsea PSG and park it expertly and make that disease Mourinho cry!

[Marc Overmars]

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ivanovic up front. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Not over yet, aza still has to take a huge leap into the box.

[Maestro]

please lord, i'll go to church and repent if the cunts get knocked out

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pastore off, Van Der Wiel on.

[Letters]

Do not. Let this. Slip. #stevieme

[adzzzbatch]

How long left!?

[Master Splinter]

Aren't these the type of goals teams simply don't concede with leaders of men like JT and Gary?

2-1 pubbed, scrapped, cheated win against Hull in a few weeks and the "Chelsea machine" will be "purring" again.

[AFC Leveller]

2-1 pubbed, scrapped, cheated win against Hull in a few weeks and the "Chelsea machine" will be "purring" again.

Come on psg.

This will be epic. Maureen to get fired hopefully.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Roman. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Two added minutes. :popcorn:

[AFC Leveller]

2mins left come on psg you can do this

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Do not. Let this. Slip. #stevieme

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/3555320/sheldon-sarcastic-laugh-o.gif

[adzzzbatch]

COME ON PSG!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

HOOF!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Not to dampen the fun but I'm not sure Chelsea going out this early in the competition is good for us considering the PL is quite close to losing it's four CL places because our UEFA coefficient has got weaker recently thanks to early UEFA and CL exits the past two seasons.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 2-2 PSG, FT!!!

CHELSEA OUT!!!! :haha:

Mourinho. :haha:

Special One. :haha:

Specialist in Failure. :haha:

Gary Neville. :haha:

Pace. :haha:

Power. :haha:

BLitW. :haha:

George Osborne. :haha:

[Letters]

YES! Fun you, Mourinho, fun you very much.

:dance:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kebab winding Diego Costa up. :bow:

[Master Splinter]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

JUSTICE :bow: :bow:.

HUGE BRAWL PLEASE :pray:.

[adzzzbatch]

GET IN!!

Fuck off chelski!!

[Munchies]

Diego Costa and Kebab :haha:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Not to dampen the fun but I'm not sure Chelsea going out this early in the competition is good for us considering the PL is quite close to losing it's four CL places because our UEFA coefficient has got weaker recently thanks to early UEFA and CL exits the past two seasons.

If you had to win the League to get the CL cash, we'd do it

[Niall_Quinn]

Justice. It's sweet.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/760779/carlton-dance-o.gif

[AFC Leveller]

Campaign :lol:

[Maestro]

yesssssssssssssssssssssssss for football, fuck the cunts

[Letters]

If you had to win the League to get the CL cash, we'd do it

:lol: so cynical for one so young.

[Niall_Quinn]

Against 10 men :haha:

[Marc Overmars]

Chelsea. :haha:

Pathetic.

BLitW. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Want to see Chelsea go through and represent our country. :haha:

Nope.

[adzzzbatch]

chelski :haha:

[AFC Leveller]

90 minutes playing with an extra man yet they were outplayed throughout.

Disgusting club. So happy right now.

Treble :rofl:

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh so now we're miles away? Did their chavs lose or something?

Are they trying to pretend the chavs don't play like this all the time?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Souness tearing in to Chelsea. :bow:

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_2YB3SU0AAxPCz.png

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

:lol: :d :lol: :d :lol: :d :lol: :d :lol:

Ohhh lovely watching PSG celebrate. DOUBLE CHORTLE! :lol:

[RomfordPele]

Fucking brilliant. Dirty, cheating bastards got what they deserved.

Will be hilarious if we somehow fluke a big win next week now.

[Master Splinter]

Mourinho :haha:

Specialist in utter failure :haha:.

Tactical genius :haha:.

Outplayed by ten cheated men :haha:.

Gary Neville/Pat Nevin/Ray Wilkins :haha:.

Mourinho's minions in the media :haha:.

PSG :bow:.

David Luiz :bow:.

[Heisenberg]

Chelsea :haha:

Special (needs) One :haha:

Big Man :haha:

Roman's dirty millions :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_2YB3SU0AAxPCz.png

He's scanning for a cancer patient to attack.

[adzzzbatch]

How much!?!? :haha:

Unstoppable chelski :haha:

[Heisenberg]

Specialist in failure :haha:

[Marc Overmars]

Seriously, how shit is the Premier League?

[Niall_Quinn]

Souness - chav cheating is "creeping into our game" :haha:

Has he been asleep for a decade?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/81584000/jpg/_81584950_silva_index_reuters.jpg
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/512/mcs/media/images/81584000/jpg/_81584923_clarko_getty.jpg
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/PhrJ7EVCl38/hqdefault.jpg

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_2Wb3EWcAAg1Np.jpg

[AFC Leveller]

Ray Wilkins "there is no two ways about it"

[Master Splinter]

Lampard, Morais, now Luiz.

I thought Mourinho was a selling genius.

:haha:

[adzzzbatch]

Sky :haha:

BBC :haha:

BT Sport :haha:

ITV :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

That was a pretty special failure from Maureen and his rabble.

[Master Splinter]

The broker of that totally legitimate, not at all seedy £50m David Luiz deal will be getting shot in the backstreets of Moscow for not making Sideshow Bob stick to the terms of his slime-inked, ooze-stamped contract.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

A few 64's? What is Stelling on about?

[AFC Leveller]

Have to say psg were solid and deserved their draw. They created the better chances and had to play against 11 cheating scum.

Massive performance from them.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Seriously, how shit is the Premier League?

Terrible. All money, no skill.

[Master Splinter]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_0xxtjUcAAhp8s.png

Never been more relevant.

Half-season wonder and flat-track bully.

Cisc Cuntregas :haha:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Carragher wants to say PSG bullied Chelsea. :haha:

Verratti the hulk. :bow:

[Globalgunner]

Terrible. All money, no skill.

Nah its still got pace power pashun. Plus the Neville sisters and Micheal Owen.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Carragher wants to say PSG bullied Chelsea. :haha:

Verratti the hulk. :bow:

Wenger get him

[Master Splinter]

Mourinho to charge into the Sky box and gouge Souness?

[Ralpheroo72]

Treble :pal:
Special One :pal:
Lucy Beale :pal:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Terrible. All money, no skill.

Russell Brown, Shrewsbury, on text: Will people quit saying ' the epl is not the best league in the world' no one says it is technically but for power, pace, entertainment and goals it is the BEST.

:lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mourinho interview. :lol:

Cry Jack Dee, cry.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Russell Brown, Shrewsbury, on text: Will people quit saying ' the epl is not the best league in the world' no one says it is technically but for power, pace, entertainment and goals it is the BEST.

:lol:

Gary Neville is fooling nobody.

[AFC Leveller]

Muareen's record in the cl at chelsea

Played 22
Won 7 drawn 8 and lost 7

Scored 30 conceded 28.

Specialist in failure.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mourinho crying about PSG being...well Chelsea.

[Niall_Quinn]

http://i1035.photobucket.com/albums/a433/qwerty12343/letters-chav_zps4dagffhi.jpg

[Master Splinter]

Russell Brown, Shrewsbury, on text: Will people quit saying ' the epl is not the best league in the world' no one says it is technically but for power, pace, entertainment and goals it is the BEST.

:lol:

The Gospel Of Gary Neville.

Mindless zealots gonna zealot.

[Niall_Quinn]

Is Stelling doing a Nimoy tribute with those eyebrows?

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

The prem is comfortably the second best league even if we do all really believe it is tosh.

[Master Splinter]

http://i1035.photobucket.com/albums/a433/qwerty12343/letters-chav_zps4dagffhi.jpg

:haha:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Jose talking about PSG simulation of injury after second goal?.......excuse me! Oscar?

[Niall_Quinn]

The prem is comfortably the second best league even if we do all really believe it is tosh.

In terms of passing, shooting, crossing it's not in the top 10. Running around, barging, huffing, puffing, hoofing, easily #1 in the world. Every week we see it. Most of these players earn a fortune and they can't kick a fucking ball. Only reason the leagues is close and so provides a degree of entertainment is because we confuse fouling with defending and the refs let it happen. Man's game, contact sport, don't like it up 'em, rainy night in Stoke, these are the catchphrases of the PL. A real man's league of GHELs and geezers, but not a footballers league sadly.

[Master Splinter]

The prem is comfortably the second best league even if we do all really believe it is tosh.

The quality of football is genuinely lower than the Albanian Superliga.

Teams like Bradford and Middlesbrough play more ambitious football than our top teams.

[Marc Overmars]

Thought Carragher was spot on about Chelsea at half time. They looked like a bunch of fucking rats swarming the ref. Embarrassing.

Truly a victory for football fans everywhere tonight.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

http://i1035.photobucket.com/albums/a433/qwerty12343/letters-chav_zps4dagffhi.jpg

I dare you....Letters! Start singing the La Marseillaise!

[Niall_Quinn]

Embarrassing by the chavs. Every player bar the keeper around the ref demanding a card. Even Sky won't condone it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

These dirty cheating foreign scrotes. Souness was on to a good thing for a bit. Just stop now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:haha:

Ah the British players are just doing what the foreign players do because what, they're braindead morons that can't think for themselves?

Oh right.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

http://i1035.photobucket.com/albums/a433/qwerty12343/letters-chav_zps4dagffhi.jpg

:haha::haha:


Took me about a minute to see wally. :lol:

[Master Splinter]

They're blaming foreigners for all the cynical play in the game. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Good grief - Souness is blaming Latinos for bringing cheating into the game.

No mention of Rooney, Youngey, Stevie, Baley...

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

http://cdn.streamable.com/video/e7b92120c83c11e49f7bf5f384656b8a.webm

:lol:

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

The quality of football is genuinely lower than the Albanian Superliga.

Teams like Bradford and Middlesbrough play more ambitious football than our top teams.

School kids also play ambitious football when all 11 of them are huddling around the ball and refuse to pass when they do get it so they can score.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

In terms of passing, shooting, crossing it's not in the top 10. Running around, barging, huffing, puffing, hoofing, easily #1 in the world. Every week we see it. Most of these players earn a fortune and they can't kick a fucking ball. Only reason the leagues is close and so provides a degree of entertainment is because we confuse fouling with defending and the refs let it happen. Man's game, contact sport, don't like it up 'em, rainy night in Stoke, these are the catchphrases of the PL. A real man's league of GHELs and geezers, but not a footballers league sadly.

I'm surprised you have enough time to watch that many leagues but the tricks of the trade happen in other leagues just as diving happens here....

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Thought Carragher was spot on about Chelsea at half time. They looked like a bunch of fucking rats swarming the ref. Embarrassing.

Truly a victory for football fans everywhere tonight.

:lol: :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

I'm surprised you have enough time to watch that many leagues but the tricks of the trade happen in other leagues just as diving happens here....

Not talking about diving. When PL teams come up against European teams from just about any league there's a gulf in technical quality, maybe not in terms of the individuals but the team as a whole. The tactics, tempo, organisation, the way they can vary the play, it's streets ahead of the PL chugging. That goes for us too. We used to be able to play like a Euro team but that was years ago. Liverpool have come the closest since, but not that close.

[Master Splinter]

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article809160.ece/alternates/s615/Josep-Guardiola-Not-Renewing-His-Barcelona-Contract.jpg


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/10/article-2359313-1ABF4479000005DC-790_634x437.jpg


http://soccer.cellc.mobi/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2013/07/Wenger-laughing.jpg

[Niall_Quinn]

Great few days for football. First Utd crash out despite their toilet brush tactics and diving routine, then the chavs try to cheat their way through but instead get schooled by 10 men. A small bubble of football happiness.

[Master Splinter]

I don't think I'm exaggerating about Chelsea barely being in double figures for chances created over the last few months. If Hazard doesn't skip past a few players or fall over for the 435th time in a match, they have nothing. The majority of their goals have come through set-pieces. They have been dreadful recently. More teams need to be brave and attack them, because Costa and Fabregas don't seem to be producing anything either.

We better smash these alehousers for once. WUMger will probably go defensive and timid though.

[Letters]

http://i1035.photobucket.com/albums/a433/qwerty12343/letters-chav_zps4dagffhi.jpg

:lol:

:p

[Letters]

:haha::haha:


Took me about a minute to see wally. :lol:

:sarcy:

[Letters]

Great few days for football. First Utd crash out despite their toilet brush tactics and diving routine, then the chavs try to cheat their way through but instead get schooled by 10 men. A small bubble of football happiness.
Yep. In brief:

Zim :pal:

[Letters]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2781530/Jose-Mourinho-s-Chelsea-fight-quality-pitch-starting-resemble-Arsenal-s-Invincibles.html

:coffee:

[adzzzbatch]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2781530/Jose-Mourinho-s-Chelsea-fight-quality-pitch-starting-resemble-Arsenal-s-Invincibles.html

:coffee:

:haha: :haha: :haha:*
















Except we were crap in Europe, but still..

:haha: :haha: :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Atleti 1-0 Bayer Leverkusen, Suarez.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

And that has gone to extra time, if anybody can stomach it. :sick:

[Munchies]

penalties pls

nearly at the 2nd ET half

[McNamara That Ghost...]

HT in ET.

[Munchies]

Griezmann needs to get Giroud to fix his hair

[Munchies]

Penalties loom

1 min ET added on

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's time for pelanties!

[Munchies]

:popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Raul Garcia blazes it over!

[AFC Leveller]

germans to go through obviously.

[Munchies]

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Awful pelanty from Calhanoglu. 0-0. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Griezmann makes it 1-0.

And the shoot-out finally starts.

[Munchies]

:haha: :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rolfes makes it 1-1.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Suarez up.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Suarez combs it in, 2-1.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Horrific from Toprak! :haha:

Over it goes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Koke up. :bow:

[Munchies]

:lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Koke has it saved, 2-1 it remains!

[Munchies]

Koke misses too!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Castro hammers it in, 2-2.

Arda Turan praying.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Torres put it in, 3-2!

:popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kiessling up...

[Munchies]

Torres with a GREAT pen

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kiessling blazes it over!

Atleti through!

Neverkusen at it again. :haha:

[Munchies]

:haha:

Some awlful pens

[Munchies]

Manchester City have spent £327m since 2011 to make two changes to their first XI

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CAYeUndWoAAwa_l.jpg

[AFC Leveller]

neyma hits the post.

[Munchies]

Kompany :lol:

Sagna :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Iniesta :bow:

The Spanish Joe Allen.

[Master Splinter]

Barcelona: ter Stegen, Dani Alves, Pique, Mathieu, Jordi Alba, Rakitic, Mascherano, Iniesta, Messi, Suarez, Neymar.
Subs: Bravo, Xavi, Pedro, Rafinha, Bartra, Sergi Roberto, Adriano.

Man City: Hart, Sagna, Kompany, Demichelis, Kolarov, Nasri, Toure, Fernandinho, Milner, Silva, Aguero.
Subs: Caballero, Zabaleta, Fernando, Dzeko, Bony, Jesus Navas, Lampard.

Referee: Gianluca Rocchi

-------------------------------------------

Dortmund: Weidenfeller, Subotić, Hummels, Papastathopoulos, Schmelzer, Bender, Gündoğan, Reus, Kampl, Mkhitaryan, Aubameyang
Subs: Langerak, Kehl, Kagawa, Błaszczykowski Kirch, Immobile, Ramos.

Juventus: Buffon, Chiellini, Bonucci, Lichtsteiner, Evra, Pogba, Marchisio, Vidal, Pereyra, Morata, Tévez
Subs: Storari, Ogbonna, Barzagli, Pepe, Padoin, Llorente, Matri.

Referee: Milorad Mazic

[Master Splinter]

Dortmund 0-1 Juventus. Early screamer from Tevez.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

RAKITIC!!!

What a pass from Messi. :bow:

[Master Splinter]

RAKITIC!!!

[AFC Leveller]

Messi with an impossible pass.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He's an impossible player tbf.

[Master Splinter]

Neymar :doh:.

Messi well and truly bullying Citeh.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Messi is absolutely shitting on all of them.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Suarez dinks it on to the post!

[Master Splinter]

On aggregate this should be 15-1.

[AFC Leveller]

On aggregate this should be 15-1.

:lol:

i know we lost to monaco and all but we were not outplayed at least.

Barcelona have been shititng on city since the first minute of the first leg. really and truly much better than them.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

City are just pacing thesmelves. I'm sure they'll soon power their way to victory.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Also a belated: Kompany. :haha:

For when Neymar hit the post.

[Master Splinter]

Navas on to bruise Alba's legs by constantly kicking the ball at him.

City have been plucky IMO.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Iniest shot, Hart saves.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Navas on to bruise Alba's legs by constantly kicking the ball at him.

City have been plucky IMO.

They've just had unlucky draws.

You know, despite spending £43billion, supposedly having so many "world class" players and that winning mentality that is apparently so important.

[Master Splinter]

Iniest shot, Hart saves.

Iniest :bow:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jordi Alba drops the Ashes.

Hart saves from Messi.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Disallowed goal for Jordi Alba.

Chaos in Barca's box before that. :lol:

Yaya hauled off, Bony on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bony. :lol:

He has a skill at taking shots early apparently.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The willing Milner. Workrate. :bow:

[Munchies]

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

Neymar should be shot.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Dreadful pelanty.

I love Spanish commentary. It's like a 90 minute auction.

[Master Splinter]

Serves Barca right.

[Munchies]

:lol:

[Master Splinter]

Aguero :haha:.

[Master Splinter]

I'm two months behind.

[Master Splinter]

Dortmund 0-3 Juventus. Morata and Tevez with the goals.

Klopp :haha:.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sympathetic attack from barca, very kind of them to miss that.

[Master Splinter]

:haha: :wacko:

Barca must be getting paid by the miss.

It's truly absurd how they're not into double figures.

[Niall_Quinn]

Barca working really hard to keep it out of the gypo net.

[Master Splinter]

Hart is playing really well tonight.

But Barca redefining the art of missing.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Fair play to Hart, tbf.

Fair.

[Niall_Quinn]

How overrated is that Neymar bloke?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

And so our hopes for Europe lay at the feet of Everton :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Shocker for tBLitWtbf.

[Master Splinter]

Neymar :haha:.

He's worse than Lukaku.

[Master Splinter]

Barca snatch a 3-1 victory from the jaws of a 25-1 massacre by being utter imbeciles in front of goal.

A more composed and organised team will deservedly punish them for being so wasteful.


Citeh :haha:.

Money well spent :haha:.

Kompany :haha:.

Sagna :haha:.

Noel Gallagher :haha:.

Kevin Webster :haha:.

They were brave and can hold their heads high for such an inexperienced, burgeoning team though.

[Master Splinter]

Borussia Dortmund 0-3 Juventus (0-4).

Klopp :haha:.

Time for Reus to come home.

[Injury Time]

Borussia Dortmund 0-3 Juventus (0-4).

Klopp :haha:.

Time for Reus to come home.
Yeah swap to us to lose in the QF :scarf: :woohoo: oh, :crying:

[Niall_Quinn]

Well the gypos can certainly hold their heads up after that. You are left thinking what might have been had only the penalty gone in, or if Barca had converted 12 or 13 more of their 68 chances. The gypos have nothing to feel embarrassed about following their billion quid squad funded by dirty oil money being casually dismissed by an opponent in 2nd gear training mode. That's all four clubs from the best league in the world out of the competition now leaving the way wide open for one of the euro clubs to maybe make a name for themselves.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

https://gfycat.com/AdoredWildEft

:lol:

[AFC Leveller]

Messi is simply The Greatest. He wasnt even trying last night and still managed to look head and shoulders above everyone else on the pitch.

[GP]

Messi is simply The Greatest. He wasnt even trying last night and still managed to look head and shoulders above everyone else on the pitch.

There isn't another player even close to his level.

Maybe Giroud.

[KSE Comedy Club]

Lol, 'big changes required in the summer' is today's bullshit headlines.

[AFC Leveller]

Journos and Skysports going on about how great Joe Hart was last night but is it me or were most of the shots straight at hime? the ones that were well hit were the goal and that Neymar chance that hit the bar.

[GP]

They've got to keep up their own narrative.

[Marc Overmars]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CAdSz56UsAI2UBG.jpg:large

Dortmund fans are just awesome.

[Niall_Quinn]

They've got to keep up their own narrative.

Because nobody else except Jamie Redknapp will do it for them.

[Munchies]

http://i58.tinypic.com/2qiy70w.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/lN1DTbG.gif

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/photoshop-hart.402579/

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3002195/Lionel-Messi-magnificent-against-Manchester-City-Barcelona-star-greatest-player-ve-seen.html

Some of these...

:haha:

Amazing.

[GP]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3002195/Lionel-Messi-magnificent-against-Manchester-City-Barcelona-star-greatest-player-ve-seen.html

Some of these...

:haha:

Amazing.

Roy Keane??

[Niall_Quinn]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3002195/Lionel-Messi-magnificent-against-Manchester-City-Barcelona-star-greatest-player-ve-seen.html

Some of these...

:haha:

Amazing.

Saw this earlier and couldn't be arsed to comment because it's so ridiculous.

Craig No-Hope
1. Alan Shearer 2. Peter Beardsley 3. Paul Gascoigne

What a fucking tool that bloke is. Peter Beardsley :haha:

He's trying to out-Durham Durham.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I get the impression he hasn't watched a whole lot of football outside the North East.

Roy Keane. :lol:

Best Scrote in the World.

[Globalgunner]

QF draws are out
Madrid derby
Barca-PSG
Porto-Bayern
Juve-Monaco

Just as well we didnt qualify TBH

[Niall_Quinn]

QF draws are out
Madrid derby
Barca-PSG
Porto-Bayern
Juve-Monaco

Just as well we didnt qualify TBH

It's almost as if that draw is rigged to keep the big 3 apart. Can't be though, considering the fine and upstanding reputation of UEFA.

[Charles]

I think Barcelona will at least get into the finals this season

[Munchies]

Atletico XI to play Real Madrid:
Oblak, Juanfran, Miranda, Godin, Siqueira, Gabi, Mario Suarez, Koke, Arda, Griezmann, Arda

Real Madrid XI to play Atletico:
Casillas, Carvajal, Ramos, Varane, Marcelo, Modric, Kroos, Rodriguez, Bale, Benzema, Ronaldo

Juventus XI to play Monaco:
Buffon, Lichtsteiner, Bonucci, Chiellini, Evra, Pereyra, Pirlo, Marchisio, Morata, Vidal, Tevez

Monaco XI to play Juventus:
Subasic, Raggi, Carvalho, Abdennour, Kurzawa, Moutinho, Fabinho, Kondogbia, Dirar, Martial, Carrasco

[Niall_Quinn]

Hope Monaco and their loud mouth asshole manager get stuffed.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Atleti. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Really crazy we aren't in this. What a fuck up against Monaco. And we could have beaten Juve.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Manduzkic tries giving Sergio Ramos a good kicking.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bale just dropped the Ashes.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bale :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ronaldo hasn't scored from a freekick for a year?

:haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Ronaldo hasn't scored from a freekick for a year?

:haha:

Yeah but he scored one against Portsmouth once.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ronaldo hasn't scored from a freekick for a year?

:haha:

tbf it's more about posing for the free kick than actually scoring it.

[Niall_Quinn]

Barbie Boy was too busy claiming for a pen to score.

[Globalgunner]

The secret to beating this marketing side is to outscrote them. Athletico are perfect for this.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yeah but he scored one against Portsmouth once.

The creator. :bow:

Conveniently forgetting about Del Piero.

[Munchies]

All Madrid so far

[Niall_Quinn]

HT 0-0

All Atleti tbf. Very unlucky not to be 3 or 4 goals up.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mandzukic is either turd slow or Varane is rapid.

Tried posting that 20 minutes ago.

My internet. :lol:

Slower than BFG.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Header from Arda Turan, wide.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramos' elbow opens up Mandzukic.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ramos is just a cunt of a player who should be sent off every match.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ramos is shitting it now :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mandzukic booked for swinging his elbow. :haha:

Scrote.

[Niall_Quinn]

Mandzukic back on, possibly not for long though if he catches up to ratmos.

Mandzukic booked for throwing an elbow :haha: Refs :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Marketing shaken but not stirred.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Juventus 1-0 Monaco, Vidal pelanty!

[Niall_Quinn]

Juve score - excellent!

[Niall_Quinn]

Marcello's ridiculous dive :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ronaldo suddenly remembers the days when he used to dribble.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Carvajal lamps Mandzukic. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Would rather have Giroud than Benzema.

Carvajal should have been sent off. Another scrote.

[Niall_Quinn]

Manduzkic will be off any minute now, if not subbed then red carded.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Benzema passes for some odd reason.

Bale has two hacks at it but still can't get anything done.

[Niall_Quinn]

Strong possibility that Benzema is shite.

[Niall_Quinn]

Marcello dives well enough to play for the chavs.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Simeone needs to sub Mandzukic off, bound to get carded soon.

Blatant elbow. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Look at Ramos trying to get Manduzic sent off. What a fucking scumbag. And Carvajal is the cunt diving and screaming. Despicable anti-football shower of tossers.

[Niall_Quinn]

Come on Atleti, knock these filthy cunts out.

And win the match too while you are at it.

[Niall_Quinn]

How many times can Koke be shit in one minute? So far his record is 192

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Benzema off, Isco on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Shitheap Benzema off Isco on. Madrid up to 11 now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Griezmann off, Raul Garcia on.